Are Those Catepillars on Your Face or Crayon?
Have you ever seen women’s eyebrows? I can sum them up in one word: fucking gross.
It’s hilarious that women will do everything short of sewing a giant, fuck-off, red A for “Attention Whore” on the clothing of women who get their breasts enhanced, but women can’t stop fucking with their eyebrows. It’s the same thing.
Oh wait it’s not. It’s the same thing except one is gross and one is gorgeous.
Of all the stupid, time-wasting, bullshit, masturbatory exercises women engage in for the sake of Cosmetique, eyebrow art is by far the stupidest and most masturbatory. Who are women gardening their eyebrows for anyway? Men? Do any men subscribe to Hot Eyebrows Monthly? I’ve never even heard of that publication and I’ve heard of a lot of them; so I doubt it.
How about women then? No I’m pretty sure it isn’t women either. Women don’t look other women in the face in the first place.
That’s not common knowledge either, that women don’t look other women in the eye when they’re speaking to each other, but it is true. See, women always bitch about how men constantly stare at their chests while completely dominating them in any conversation, but women are exactly the same. It’s a species thing. It’s got nothing to do with sex.
It’s the same way artists and advertisers utilize white space to manipulate the eye. There are certain things the human gaze is simply drawn to — magnetically. White space on the one hand and in the other, boobs. Don’t let women make you feel bad for being a human being.
It must be caterpillars then. Women shave their eyebrows to make sure caterpillars don’t try to have sex with their faces while they’re sleeping.
I guess that’s crazy isn’t it! Well, moisturizer and anti wrinkle creams don’t do shit and women still use them. Is that less crazy than plucking your eyebrows due to a caterpillar narcofornophobia? That means a fear of caterpillars having sex with your eyebrows in your sleep, or as women prefer to call it: date rape.
Women are all beautiful and special things — each one like a beautiful summer day or a classic Cadillac convertible — and they just don’t realize it. Women and their natural bodies and eyebrows disgust them. That’s why they do stupid shit like pencil them in and are extremely uptight all the time about walking around the house in a bra.
What is the big fucking deal about that anyway? It’s called a compromise.
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Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
In the 21st century, money won’t exist anymore. Only man points, and that means women can’t own them.
bahahah women are bitchy.
this is a hilarious website.
Dick, don’t be jealous just because you don’t have naturally arched eyebrows. Women have gifts accept it.
Women have gifts which they exploit, over rate, and use to manipulate. Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes ALL the way to the bone. That gift turned out to be a grab-bag in most cases.
just because you see one person wtih drawn on eyebrows doesn’t mean they all draw them on!!
you base your opinions off of a small percentage of women.
Is Bob short for Kate?
to dick,
woman will always come to this site,
we will all find you and kill you one day too.
=)
you want to kill dick? for what? he never said he hates you people, he only provides logical arguments for why you are inferior to the greater version of the human species: men. also dick is obviously not making any attempts to keep his identity hidden; he appears on the media occasionally. obviously you are a dumb bitch who excites herself by making idol threats masked by the internet.
Kill this.
Victoria is about as worrisome as a cloudy day.
Kill him? Lol Everyone obviously knows who the poor side is here. What about your cute Rape Shield Laws? You women need electric chairs. Every last fucking one of you.
Comment by Victoria
2008-07-19 21:36:52 – IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6
to dick,
woman will always come to this site,
we will all find you and kill you one day too.
=)
Isn’t it men that are supposed to be aggressive?
Dicks crime? Saying something women don’t like.
Judges verdict? She’s innocent, she’s the victim, she has to be she’s female.
That’s right, Harry – Western whimmin have been conditioned to believe that it’s socially acceptable and (marginally) legally permissible to perpetrate violence on men (controlling for variables, such as “but her children need her,” criminal history, likelihood towards recidivism, etc., whimmin are STILL penalized less than men for the SAME crimes).
http://masculistadvice.blogspot.com/2007/09/women-lenient-prison-sente nces.html
Are those caterpillars on their faces; or are they just trying to conceal their glee over their SPECIAL treatment?!?
ButWeJustWantToBeTreatedEquaaaaaally ! ! !
An example of a hot woman: Amanda Peet. No eyebrow plucking there.
I’ve told them to quit shaving their eyebrows. They all have “beauty consultants” who make them think they should be doing this.
Dick said -”Women are all beautiful and special things — each one like a beautiful summer day or a classic Cadillac convertible — and they just don’t realize it.”
That is the sweetest thing I ever heard on this site.
See, Dick dose’nt hate women, he just understands how stupid you can(always are)be. Women are beautiful. take of the mask off and act reasonably and maybe we wouldnt have so much to say against you.Then again Im drunk.
obviously he does hate woman look how he talks about them, he will never agree with what a woman says even if she is right.
dumbass,
Bitches are NOT beautiful.
How old are you, J? I’m guessing preschooler here.
- Fragma – Just Like A Teardrop
No, you do it for social acceptance among your backstabbing female friends.
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I completely agree with this rant. Women look idiotic with drawn on, perpetually-surprised-looking eyebrows that melt on any day over eighty-degrees.
Why don’t you, as men, speak up and change this. After all, we women do it because we perceive men find it attractive! Isn’t that just a kick in the ass?!?
Sorry, I can explain that for the rest of you, but I’m sure you’ll need your crayons.
Dick…there’s two magic words in your comment you can use for yourself. They’re right after “and” and right before “my.”
This was absolutely the most well placed, well put and absolute perfect comment I have ever seen. The context and timing was that of instant legend.
Praise you, Mr. Matherson
Dick sounds like a two year old throwing a fit, cause not all women like his site. “Mommy they are saying bad things about my site!” Go cry all the way home.
Geez, I’m sorry that I ruined ‘it’ for you, on the other hand, literally, my sigh was that of relief…
*sigh*
Only a woman could ruin the humor in a fart/shit joke.
(P)oops!
Well at least taking matters into my own hands was more ‘intriguing’ this time…
It was just a joke. Sheeesh!
I don’t think they got the joke, but it was a good one. Sweet!
There’s a reason why I didn’t finish the ‘quote’ and that was because I didn’t mean ‘God-Dialogue’ per se, and was instead mis[s]-using the ’saying’ to illustrate the ‘first principle’ form of oral communication, i mean verbal, verbal communication…
Now if as in ‘God’s Ears’, Sonyad was referring to some other appendage and/or orifice, I am [again admittedly] intrigued…