Boys Turn to Tech, Girls Turn to Poundcake
It’s long been true that unpopular young men turn to science and innovation for companionship during their awkward years. These men are the Bill Gates and Philo T. Farnsworth’s of the world — and to a lesser extent the George Taylor’s. In 1869, Taylor invented a steam-powered, vibrator called “The Manipulator” designed to relieve female patients of “hysteria”. It took up two rooms and required physicians to shovel coal into a furnace while it was in operation. A grand idea it was, but in my experience, Taylor’s invention only seems to encourage “hysteria”. Perhaps that was the true genius of it.
Men who are faced with unpopularity in their teens prepare themselves for adult success because of it.
Girls who are unpopular get fat as fuck.
At least that’s what a new study says.
Men are better than women at being unpopular. When men are unpopular, we dedicate ourselves to things; making up our own worlds so we can be popular there, like film nerds who later become filthy rich directors, or poseurs who overstate their filmic achievements in order to get laid. When women are unpopular they turn to drama class, black nail polish, and start pumping cheese into their veins like it’s an antidote for lameness.
There is only one antidote for lameness. It starts with “M”, rhymes with “money”, and cannot be found at the bottom of a Funyuns bag.
Here is an excerpt from a recent study detailing to what extent loserness and pig-fatness are related in young women.
“Those who believed they were unpopular gained more weight over a two-year period than girls who viewed themselves as more popular… Those who rated themselves low in popularity were 69 percent more likely than other girls to increase their body mass index by two units, the equivalent of gaining about 11 pounds.”
There’s only one thing that disgusts me more than a fat woman, and that’s a fat little girl. Lift a finger, you fucking butterball. It’s easy for children to lose weight. It’s never a glandular problem, and even if it is, broken glands are nothing that running 10 miles every day won’t fix.
If there’s one area of the human condition that needs no further research, it’s girls and their epic battle with low self-esteem. Girls shouldn’t have any self-esteem at all. What have they ever done but annoy everyone and spend their father’s money? That’s nothing to be proud of. It’s true that some little girls dress like sluts and we all appreciate it, but no little girl can take credit for that. Only her mother can.
The reason unpopular young girls eat like garbage disposals is the same reason they’re killing themselves at increasing rates. Someone told them they should feel good about themselves without effort. When they don’t, they start shoveling candy into their guts to fill the void. Way to go, women. That’s what happens when you teach life lessons to kids while having no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.
If women weren’t as dumb as rocks and as easy to sell things to as tossing sardines to seals in a cage, they wouldn’t let their cosmetics companies shovel delusions of self-esteem down the throats of their young.
Men don’t let beer companies teach young boys to be happy with who they are, or that girls will like them for it. That’s a quicker route to being a virgin in college than home school. Men teach boys that they need to change if they’re not good enough, they need to make money if they’re not rich enough, and if they feel bad about it, they need to shut their fucking mouths.
You can’t turn into a teenage blimp if you keep your mouth shut. Either way, the problem is solved.
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Oh wow, this whole site is a giant facepalm. I don’t think you people realize we have come a long way since the 1950’s. Chauvinism isn’t in anymore. Who does this? What a sad sad world we live in where a man has to still look down on a woman. Atleast it’s comforting to know that there are a huge majority of men who don’t think like you idiots do. Reply, don’t reply. I won’t be reading it. This site is a giant piece of shit just like all of you and all your replies mean nothing.
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Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
‘Boys Turn to Tech, Girls Turn to Poundcake’
So So true. Just for the record all of you oversized fems. As small and revealing you wear your clothes and as uch as you try and make sexy motions with your bodies and think you’re ‘all that’. You’re delusional and the women and mengina’s that say you are, actually feel sorry for you and are giving your self esteem a boost with a lie.
How to know you’re in Femerica?
Just watch this video on YouTube, Pooter volume 7 (the pickins’ peelin’ away from the Pooter are anything but SLIM):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHsy7yWKZEY&NR=1
ThisAintYourVanHalenPoundCake
“It’s true that some little girls dress like sluts and we all appreciate it, but no little girl can take credit for that.” – oh so your a pedophile?
I was quite unpopular in highschool and am still 112lbs, i know one chick who was really popular in highschool and is a blimp now in her second year of college..
Aren’t all women just little girls? The cackling never stops, it just develops wrinkles and saggy hooters.
This has been an issue of frustration with me for a long time. I am a man who has run the gauntlet of low self esteem but that only encouraged me to improve myself. In school when I felt bad about a low grade I worked and read and put off playing computer games to do homework. Then when I got the best grade in the class I was justified. Society as a whole is using the “good enough” mentality way too much.
Sometimes things are not “good enough” they need to be fixed and made better, that why America rocks! Telling fat kids they’re fine might make them feel better but then they won’t change. They will get frustrated that they can’t walk up stairs without taking a break. We should all never be satisfied until we make the best of ourselves, and by the best I mean something actually good.
I’m sorry, everyone. I’m an unfunny, unoriginal woman who has nothing better to do than post her pointless opinion on a site that doesn’t give a fuck about me.
Ummm… Ok.
Seriously though i don;t get all the fatties in the world. I was overweight when i was 19. I’m 20 now and basically i went to a gym once a week. I increased my body weight but it isn’t fat on me anymore.
Good point, oh and Dick is capable of spelling I’m with a capitol I.
Dumb girl.
2/10
Im sorry everyone, im really just one giant cock hole.
I am really a thirty years old, with a fight tight wad wife, and three kids who never leave the house, and i vent here, because im a pathetic coward.
“Men don’t let beer companies teach young boys to be happy with who they are, or that girls will like them for it. That’s a quicker route to being a virgin in college than home school. Men teach boys that they need to change if they’re not good enough, they need to make money if they’re not rich enough, and if they feel bad about it, they need to shut their fucking mouths. ”
That is so true…i only realized that after talking to my girlfriend who was having trouble with her self-esteem and making friends. I told her, if you’re losing so many friends, maybe it’s not them but it’s you. Look at yourself, see whats wrong and improve yourself!
But she doesn’t seem to listen.
‘But she doesn’t seem to listen.’
And you’re suprised? Women rarely listen despite men actually receiving this tag. (When what we’re actually doing is zoning them out because they wont shut up) Women only give opinions not listen unless it’s an opinion from a female, usually given at her chosen coven, as there aren’t too many females that are capable of independent thought, they have to formulate them between a few of them.
And you need to learn to fucking spell.
I HATE it when people rape language like you do.
You’re a disgrace to the human race.
English? Coherence?
Stupidity at it’s finest.
Thanks for proving the website right. Yet again.
- Sgt. Reyes
FYI, there should not be an apostrophe in “it’s”. If you’re going to castigate someone for their illiteracy, you might want to proofread before you hit the “Add comment” button.
Uhhhhhhhh…….Camilla? Don’t forget that Valium is self-medicating, like Ritalin. Feel free to take either/or in large amounts.
I just remembered, Batman and Comissioner Gordon need you back at the Insane Asylum, seems they need to re-work that frontal lobotomy on you again………
ur a dumb idiot ! u cant say that she is like that and that, coz u dont know everybody in this fucking world, u dont know me, u dont know how i am or anything. and today i saw u ar dr.phil and u are just fucked up in your little head ! You cant say if a girl is fat thats because she have eat to much, or that if you have a nice body that thats wrong too, so what are we fucking wimen need to do to look normal, coz if we are normal than that is wrong for u .. what ever we do, u will think the same shit, if u have a girlfriend then i feel sorry for her, coz u are the biggest moron i have ever seen ! have u look at ur self ??? u couldent even take of ur fucking sun glasses on tv… why ? because you was afraid ??? you shold be a shame of ur selv u stupid motherfucker !
1. Grow the fuck up.
2. Learn to spell and use proper grammar.
3. Actually, just go away because men are talking and it obviously confuses you.
Camilla::: Yawn!!! Clearly you’re headed for the easy side of life. Go open your wallet catcher and snag a man with a baby.
This is the best site in ever!
Dick your my rolemodel!
Shame on you.
Sorry kids, like “self-esteem”, being “non-judgemental” is a fantasy fairy tale. Right or wrong means jack or shit.
Real world. You get the Judgement. You pass or don’t.
That is life.