I Got a Rock.

Halloween is a holiday invented by men for the purposes of having a good time. There’s candy for the kids, general mayhem and hedonism for the adults and forgive and forget attitudes all around. You can do whatever you want on Halloween and no one cares. That’s the way it’s always been and as long as shrill, big nosed women are kept out of things that’s the way it will always be. Halloween is what Christmas was supposed to be before women forced stores to put the decorations on sale in September.

Women suck at Halloween.

If you get a woman drunk enough or catch her at the right time under a mess of fog and cobwebs, all of them will excitedly tell you exactly the same thing: Halloween is an excuse for women to dress like whores.

And what’s wrong with that? Look, I think a slutty nurse is as hot as it is farcical or unsanitary — whichever is funnier. Hell, the measure of a good Halloween party is exactly the quotient of women in slutty costumes to people in no costumes. Take a moment to work that out, it’s absolutely true.

My point is not that men should lead some kind of mindless crusade to end slutty nurses and perversions of revered childhood characters for purposes of shock value. Insane crusades that help no one and harm everyone are for women. We men don’t waste our time with that manner of nonsense. I’m simply pointing out that men are better than women at Halloween. Men are better than women at Halloween because men are better than women at everything.

How much creativity does it take to buy an outfit that’s a size too small and put on a whorey wig? None. Women do half of that every day, the proof of which is in the pudding escaping from halter tops all over the world like they’re Playdoh fucking Fun Factories. It’s disgusting.

At one of several Halloween parties that I was at over the weekend I saw a man dressed as the man in the big yellow hat. If you’re thinking that that has something to do with Curious George, you’re correct. What this man is saying by donning the bright yellow suit and matching twenty gallon hat is that he is a man of a quiet demeanor, yet also a symbol of stoic dependability. He’s not going to rock the boat himself, but he enjoys a good time. Hell he’s seen damn near everything there is to see while following a curious little monkey around the world in his curious little adventures and delighting children for the better part of a century. This is a man who is worth his weight in a scrap and is also a symbol of strength in family values.

His girlfriend was dressed as Courtney Love.

October’s Honorary Man of the Month (just in time too) is the fat woman I saw passed out against the bathroom door. She was dressed as a box of cereal. Thank you fat woman for going against your instincts and sparing us the pancakes.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-21 17:30:12 - IP Man-Hash: 5104b5e0893bc

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-05 12:41:55 - IP Man-Hash: ee8e932315d68

http://www.menweb.org/omwv1n2.htm
“Actually, Marc Lepine, who murdered 14 female engineering students at Montreal’s École Polytechnique, wasn’t trying to kill women. He was trying to kill feminists. Before he opened fire, he said to the female engineering students, “You’re all feminists. I hate feminists!” And in his suicide note, Lepine wrote, “Feminists have wrecked my life.” “

 
 
Comment by LOL
2008-03-31 19:03:36 - IP Man-Hash: c35ba253cee06

LOL YOR DUMB

 
Comment by S.
2007-11-02 10:00:48 - IP Man-Hash: 04782a9962fe1

Ex-Yugoslavian said:

Seems like Female really enjoys being corrected. Good for her, maybe she will have a future as a woman with our corrections. Hahah I was joking no woman will ever have a good future, unless they got a man doing everything.

Then you know someone’s doing something right.

 
Comment by kristina
2007-09-23 12:43:13 - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544

mike said:

Female said:

Bleh Bleh Bleh. If I see a rock on the ground, do I need to have a 3 month relationship with it before concluding that I am superior to said rock? Of course not. It’s simply an observation, I am better than that rock. I have no fear of that rock and can take the piss out of the rock freely should I choose to, except I do not.
Read back the first half of what you said, replacing each instance of the word “women”, with “Rocks”, then you might realise what you think is nonsense.
Men have no “need” to be loved, that is a female trait. How many men out there ask their partners if they love them 5 times a day? Nil, zero, None. We aren’t that insecure or self-centred. Instead millions of men have simply woken up and realised that the parasites just aren’t worth our time, myself included.
Men want someone to share their dreams with, while women want someone else to create their dreams for them. There’s the problem in black and white. Men also realise that happiness comes from within, not by spending exorbitant amounts of money on crap you don’t need. If women were to give a little from time-to-time instead of take-take-take, both men and women would be a lot happier in their relationships.

HEY! i am not a parasite mike…Now you just need to stop…People who think they arebetter than others are in fact no better than who they think theyre better than…

Weezer: Island in the sun

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-19 21:33:52 - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643

She’ll never answer. It’ll just be small penis comments or other meaningless shit, nothing tangible. Let’s see.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-09-19 21:13:44 - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f

Just curious fem, if we feared women… why do you post here daily? to men who fear you? The truth is.. you fear us and our growing numbers. You see us as threats to YOUR safety because you know deep down, men are better than women.

I swear to you that your time will end. Men will rise and take this world back, in force or otherwise. Already, the vast numbers of men on this site which are growing day by day show that more and more men are awakening to the viles of feminism.

Because you are a woman, you have NO right to claim credit. You simply dont deserve it. no matter what you achieve, hope to achieve etc which you HOPE will be respected by men will simply be treated as trash because you are a woman. by virtue of your sex and affirmative action, we men have recognised the double standards bullshit that you play by.

so continue whoring yourself out… after all… whats the difference with having sex with one man to get a job… and 20 men to get a raise?

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-19 19:39:23 - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643

Fem said:

2. Don’t call me madam, I’m not old enough to wear that tag.

But it’s rapidly approaching. Keep an eye out for the inversely proportional ratio between the number of Men who tolerate your womanly presence, and your increasing age. This will be your clue that you are old and unattractive to Men.

For Men, it seems to delightfully work the other way around.

You’d think that older disgruntled women would be glad to offload their constantly not good enough Man onto younger women; and perhaps this is why Men oblige them so very often…they have considered the woman’s constant complaints and provide a solution for her.

Such Men are clearly very considerate of the womans problem with them. If women don’t like the results they get from their complaining, perhaps they should simply eliminate annoying whining from their behaviour.

Yes, that sounds like a very good idea. Although I think the younger woman idea still trumps it, so lets just go with that.

 
Comment by Ex-Yugoslavian
2007-09-19 14:41:18 - IP Man-Hash: 8c990b50515ba

Seems like Female really enjoys being corrected. Good for her, maybe she will have a future as a woman with our corrections. Hahah I was joking no woman will ever have a good future, unless they got a man doing everything.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-04-07 15:59:13 - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3

Like usual, Female. You are completely wrong.

-Dick

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-04-07 15:10:10 - IP Man-Hash: b39ffdd96451b

Fem said:

1. Removal from harm’s way is facism now is it? This might just be a very big joke to you Dick but on the off chance that christianj does actually use all means to dehumanize his daughters, I wouldn’t be calling social welfare concerns facsist. Do you have daughers Dick? If yes, you’d best hand over your address.

-Is that what we call them today fem? “Social welfare concerns”? It is facism, for one of the main goals of facism is to destroy the family(something feminism has accomplished). Your attacks are becoming more and more like actual threats, and not the usual childish ones. Threatening to take away someones children is VERY PERSONAL. Simply because christianj is fed up with women such as yourself, and refers you in a neuter term, doesn’t mean that he “abuses” his daughters. Now what you are suggesting is actually TAKING the children away from him. How typically feminine of you. I am sure your estrogen clouded imagination has conjured up several schemes of doing this, however you fail to realize that maybe it would be more harmful to TAKE them away.

2. Don’t call me madam, I’m not old enough to wear that tag.

-Actually he was showing you respect that you apparently don’t deserve.

-Strength and Honor

 
Comment by Big Al
2006-04-06 17:04:47 - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9

Fem said:

[blockquote removed]

Don’t call me madam, I’m not old enough to wear that tag.

She’s not a madam, Dick. She’s a concierge.

-Big Al

 
Comment by Fem
2006-04-06 16:47:25 - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333

Dick Masterson said:

Classic feminine fascism if I’ve ever seen it.

Note how Fem resorts immediately to taking christianj’s children away just because she disagrees with his ideas.

Criminally abusive, madam. Criminal.-Dick

1. Removal from harm’s way is facism now is it? This might just be a very big joke to you Dick but on the off chance that christianj does actually use all means to dehumanize his daughters, I wouldn’t be calling social welfare concerns facsist. Do you have daughers Dick? If yes, you’d best hand over your address.

2. Don’t call me madam, I’m not old enough to wear that tag.

 
Comment by christianj
2006-04-06 07:00:28 - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c

Fem said:

Emotional terrorists? I feel so sorry for your partner. I so do not wonder who exactly is the one terrorised in your household. You have no respect for women whatsoever, calling them “it” and “its” and as you say you have daughters, I hope they do not live with you, because it seems likely that you would treat them quite abusively. What’s your address so I can report you to DoCS.

That makes number 5.

Where’s that rock !

 
Comment by Big Al
2006-04-06 05:06:49 - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9

Dick Masterson said:

Classic feminine fascism if I’ve ever seen it.

Note how Fem resorts immediately to taking christianj’s children away just because she disagrees with his ideas.

-Dick

It’s curious that she has problems with the words “emotional terrorists”, Dick. A while ago she was posting that the only people she wanted to survive her “culling regime” were those with “emotional intelligence”.

To be positive, though, a while ago she wanted to murder those who disagreed with her. How she just wants to confiscate their children.

It’s the new, softer, gentler Fem.

-Big Al

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-04-06 03:14:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae

Classic feminine fascism if I’ve ever seen it.

Note how Fem resorts immediately to taking christianj’s children away just because she disagrees with his ideas.

Criminally abusive, madam. Criminal.

-Dick

 
Comment by Fem
2006-04-05 23:24:42 - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333

Emotional terrorists? I feel so sorry for your partner. I so do not wonder who exactly is the one terrorised in your household. You have no respect for women whatsoever, calling them “it” and “its” and as you say you have daughters, I hope they do not live with you, because it seems likely that you would treat them quite abusively. What’s your address so I can report you to DoCS.

 
Comment by christianj
2006-04-05 23:11:00 - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c

“Mike
If women were to give a little from time-to-time instead of take-take-take, both men and women would be a lot happier in their relationships.”

Well said Mike, unfortunately the leeches would have nothong to gain from it, would they. How would they be “emotional terrorists” if they have to consider it’s partner.

 
Comment by mike
2006-03-31 04:54:45 - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02

Female said:

Your need to believe that men are superior to women is based on your underlying fear of women. Only by denigrating females, believing they are weaker, less capable etc, are you truly able to feel safe. Your fear is based on an acknowledged shameful belief you hold that you may in fact not be capable of making a women love you. Rather than face this belief and attempt to move past the fear by establishing a relationship, you take the easy way out (like all men) and reject women, before they are given a chance to reject you. And believe me buddy, with your attitude, you will be rejected. Every single time. Don’t blame women for your attitude and self-fulfilling prophecies.

Bleh Bleh Bleh. If I see a rock on the ground, do I need to have a 3 month relationship with it before concluding that I am superior to said rock? Of course not. It’s simply an observation, I am better than that rock. I have no fear of that rock and can take the piss out of the rock freely should I choose to, except I do not.
Read back the first half of what you said, replacing each instance of the word “women”, with “Rocks”, then you might realise what you think is nonsense.
Men have no “need” to be loved, that is a female trait. How many men out there ask their partners if they love them 5 times a day? Nil, zero, None. We aren’t that insecure or self-centred. Instead millions of men have simply woken up and realised that the parasites just aren’t worth our time, myself included.
Men want someone to share their dreams with, while women want someone else to create their dreams for them. There’s the problem in black and white. Men also realise that happiness comes from within, not by spending exorbitant amounts of money on crap you don’t need. If women were to give a little from time-to-time instead of take-take-take, both men and women would be a lot happier in their relationships.

 
Comment by half-Soul
2005-11-11 16:33:32 - IP Man-Hash: 1cc2bd319db66

Female said:

Just so you’ve got your facts straight. I’ve been working fulltime for 11 years. I put myself through university full time by WORKING full time and I have paid all my tuition fees ON MY OWN. I OWN property, which I PAID FOR, by myself (without needing the help of a man thankyou very fucking much). I have travelled THROUGHOUT Europe, paid for by myself. Everything I have, I have worked for. So before you start sprouting your bullshit, why dont you tell us a little bit about EXACTLY what you have done??? Oh and for Wolfe, I’m now onto my third post-graduate course (Paid for out of my own pocket), just so you don’t think I’m impersonating one of your kind.

Hello “female” nice to meet you. You seem like a smart and strong woman, but I have noticed many of your posts, which seem to be full of anger and bitterness, why is that, if I may ask? Because I don’t think it’s because of this site, or else you wouldn’t be here.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2005-11-11 11:02:34 - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3

Bozo badges. That’s funny. I was going to do something similar with the Honorary Man of the Month Award. Perhaps I’ll look into it this weekend.

-Dick

 

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