I Got a Rock.
Halloween is a holiday invented by men for the purposes of having a good time. There’s candy for the kids, general mayhem and hedonism for the adults and forgive and forget attitudes all around. You can do whatever you want on Halloween and no one cares. That’s the way it’s always been and as long as shrill, big nosed women are kept out of things that’s the way it will always be. Halloween is what Christmas was supposed to be before women forced stores to put the decorations on sale in September.
Women suck at Halloween.
If you get a woman drunk enough or catch her at the right time under a mess of fog and cobwebs, all of them will excitedly tell you exactly the same thing: Halloween is an excuse for women to dress like whores.
And what’s wrong with that? Look, I think a slutty nurse is as hot as it is farcical or unsanitary — whichever is funnier. Hell, the measure of a good Halloween party is exactly the quotient of women in slutty costumes to people in no costumes. Take a moment to work that out, it’s absolutely true.
My point is not that men should lead some kind of mindless crusade to end slutty nurses and perversions of revered childhood characters for purposes of shock value. Insane crusades that help no one and harm everyone are for women. We men don’t waste our time with that manner of nonsense. I’m simply pointing out that men are better than women at Halloween. Men are better than women at Halloween because men are better than women at everything.
How much creativity does it take to buy an outfit that’s a size too small and put on a whorey wig? None. Women do half of that every day, the proof of which is in the pudding escaping from halter tops all over the world like they’re Playdoh fucking Fun Factories. It’s disgusting.
At one of several Halloween parties that I was at over the weekend I saw a man dressed as the man in the big yellow hat. If you’re thinking that that has something to do with Curious George, you’re correct. What this man is saying by donning the bright yellow suit and matching twenty gallon hat is that he is a man of a quiet demeanor, yet also a symbol of stoic dependability. He’s not going to rock the boat himself, but he enjoys a good time. Hell he’s seen damn near everything there is to see while following a curious little monkey around the world in his curious little adventures and delighting children for the better part of a century. This is a man who is worth his weight in a scrap and is also a symbol of strength in family values.
His girlfriend was dressed as Courtney Love.
October’s Honorary Man of the Month (just in time too) is the fat woman I saw passed out against the bathroom door. She was dressed as a box of cereal. Thank you fat woman for going against your instincts and sparing us the pancakes.
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November 10th, 2005 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3197600a7f7f8
Do you mean ” a women” say something insightful ?
You would be stuck with them permanently.
November 11th, 2005 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Bozo badges. That’s funny. I was going to do something similar with the Honorary Man of the Month Award. Perhaps I’ll look into it this weekend.
-Dick
November 11th, 2005 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cc2bd319db66
Hello “female” nice to meet you. You seem like a smart and strong woman, but I have noticed many of your posts, which seem to be full of anger and bitterness, why is that, if I may ask? Because I don’t think it’s because of this site, or else you wouldn’t be here.
March 31st, 2006 at 4:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Bleh Bleh Bleh. If I see a rock on the ground, do I need to have a 3 month relationship with it before concluding that I am superior to said rock? Of course not. It’s simply an observation, I am better than that rock. I have no fear of that rock and can take the piss out of the rock freely should I choose to, except I do not.
Read back the first half of what you said, replacing each instance of the word “women”, with “Rocks”, then you might realise what you think is nonsense.
Men have no “need” to be loved, that is a female trait. How many men out there ask their partners if they love them 5 times a day? Nil, zero, None. We aren’t that insecure or self-centred. Instead millions of men have simply woken up and realised that the parasites just aren’t worth our time, myself included.
Men want someone to share their dreams with, while women want someone else to create their dreams for them. There’s the problem in black and white. Men also realise that happiness comes from within, not by spending exorbitant amounts of money on crap you don’t need. If women were to give a little from time-to-time instead of take-take-take, both men and women would be a lot happier in their relationships.
April 5th, 2006 at 11:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c
“Mike
If women were to give a little from time-to-time instead of take-take-take, both men and women would be a lot happier in their relationships.”
Well said Mike, unfortunately the leeches would have nothong to gain from it, would they. How would they be “emotional terrorists” if they have to consider it’s partner.
April 5th, 2006 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Emotional terrorists? I feel so sorry for your partner. I so do not wonder who exactly is the one terrorised in your household. You have no respect for women whatsoever, calling them “it” and “its” and as you say you have daughters, I hope they do not live with you, because it seems likely that you would treat them quite abusively. What’s your address so I can report you to DoCS.
April 6th, 2006 at 3:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae
Classic feminine fascism if I’ve ever seen it.
Note how Fem resorts immediately to taking christianj’s children away just because she disagrees with his ideas.
Criminally abusive, madam. Criminal.
-Dick
April 6th, 2006 at 5:06 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
It’s curious that she has problems with the words “emotional terrorists”, Dick. A while ago she was posting that the only people she wanted to survive her “culling regime” were those with “emotional intelligence”.
To be positive, though, a while ago she wanted to murder those who disagreed with her. How she just wants to confiscate their children.
It’s the new, softer, gentler Fem.
-Big Al
April 6th, 2006 at 7:00 am - IP Man-Hash: f02acd4334e0c
That makes number 5.
Where’s that rock !
April 6th, 2006 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
1. Removal from harm’s way is facism now is it? This might just be a very big joke to you Dick but on the off chance that christianj does actually use all means to dehumanize his daughters, I wouldn’t be calling social welfare concerns facsist. Do you have daughers Dick? If yes, you’d best hand over your address.
2. Don’t call me madam, I’m not old enough to wear that tag.
April 6th, 2006 at 5:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
She’s not a madam, Dick. She’s a concierge.
-Big Al
April 7th, 2006 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: b39ffdd96451b
Fem said:
1. Removal from harm’s way is facism now is it? This might just be a very big joke to you Dick but on the off chance that christianj does actually use all means to dehumanize his daughters, I wouldn’t be calling social welfare concerns facsist. Do you have daughers Dick? If yes, you’d best hand over your address.
-Is that what we call them today fem? “Social welfare concerns”? It is facism, for one of the main goals of facism is to destroy the family(something feminism has accomplished). Your attacks are becoming more and more like actual threats, and not the usual childish ones. Threatening to take away someones children is VERY PERSONAL. Simply because christianj is fed up with women such as yourself, and refers you in a neuter term, doesn’t mean that he “abuses” his daughters. Now what you are suggesting is actually TAKING the children away from him. How typically feminine of you. I am sure your estrogen clouded imagination has conjured up several schemes of doing this, however you fail to realize that maybe it would be more harmful to TAKE them away.
2. Don’t call me madam, I’m not old enough to wear that tag.
-Actually he was showing you respect that you apparently don’t deserve.
-Strength and Honor
April 7th, 2006 at 3:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Like usual, Female. You are completely wrong.
-Dick
September 19th, 2007 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c990b50515ba
Seems like Female really enjoys being corrected. Good for her, maybe she will have a future as a woman with our corrections. Hahah I was joking no woman will ever have a good future, unless they got a man doing everything.
September 19th, 2007 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
But it’s rapidly approaching. Keep an eye out for the inversely proportional ratio between the number of Men who tolerate your womanly presence, and your increasing age. This will be your clue that you are old and unattractive to Men.
For Men, it seems to delightfully work the other way around.
You’d think that older disgruntled women would be glad to offload their constantly not good enough Man onto younger women; and perhaps this is why Men oblige them so very often…they have considered the woman’s constant complaints and provide a solution for her.
Such Men are clearly very considerate of the womans problem with them. If women don’t like the results they get from their complaining, perhaps they should simply eliminate annoying whining from their behaviour.
Yes, that sounds like a very good idea. Although I think the younger woman idea still trumps it, so lets just go with that.
September 19th, 2007 at 9:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Just curious fem, if we feared women… why do you post here daily? to men who fear you? The truth is.. you fear us and our growing numbers. You see us as threats to YOUR safety because you know deep down, men are better than women.
I swear to you that your time will end. Men will rise and take this world back, in force or otherwise. Already, the vast numbers of men on this site which are growing day by day show that more and more men are awakening to the viles of feminism.
Because you are a woman, you have NO right to claim credit. You simply dont deserve it. no matter what you achieve, hope to achieve etc which you HOPE will be respected by men will simply be treated as trash because you are a woman. by virtue of your sex and affirmative action, we men have recognised the double standards bullshit that you play by.
so continue whoring yourself out… after all… whats the difference with having sex with one man to get a job… and 20 men to get a raise?
September 19th, 2007 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
She’ll never answer. It’ll just be small penis comments or other meaningless shit, nothing tangible. Let’s see.
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Bleh Bleh Bleh. If I see a rock on the ground, do I need to have a 3 month relationship with it before concluding that I am superior to said rock? Of course not. It’s simply an observation, I am better than that rock. I have no fear of that rock and can take the piss out of the rock freely should I choose to, except I do not.
Read back the first half of what you said, replacing each instance of the word “women”, with “Rocks”, then you might realise what you think is nonsense.
Men have no “need” to be loved, that is a female trait. How many men out there ask their partners if they love them 5 times a day? Nil, zero, None. We aren’t that insecure or self-centred. Instead millions of men have simply woken up and realised that the parasites just aren’t worth our time, myself included.
Men want someone to share their dreams with, while women want someone else to create their dreams for them. There’s the problem in black and white. Men also realise that happiness comes from within, not by spending exorbitant amounts of money on crap you don’t need. If women were to give a little from time-to-time instead of take-take-take, both men and women would be a lot happier in their relationships.
HEY! i am not a parasite mike…Now you just need to stop…People who think they arebetter than others are in fact no better than who they think theyre better than…
Weezer: Island in the sun
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 04782a9962fe1
Then you know someone’s doing something right.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: c35ba253cee06
LOL YOR DUMB