Women Know One Color. And It Looks Shitty On Them.
Did you know beer is from another culture? It’s true. It’s either German or Sumerian. I don’t know off the top of my head and I don’t want to look it up because that’s a huge loss of my fucking Man Points.
Do you know what else is from other cultures? Hot ladies. I’ll be damned if those aren’t two things that men don’t appreciate in spades.
That’s a triple negative, and that’s manly. Big time.
Men appreciate more things from other cultures before 9:00 AM than all women do in their whole stupid lives. Take dating. That’s a great example because women are as shitty at interracial dating as they are at having babies. It is not a fucking merit badge or a reason to change your fucking wardrobe. Grow the fuck up.
If you’ve spent any amount of your life in a big city, I’m sure you’ll have found it impossible to escape without having a few bi-racial affairs. And by affairs I mean sexual liaisons. And by sexual, I mean having sex.
It’s a wonderful thing to enjoy as a man because each race of women is stupid in their own preciously stupid way, and it takes a few joyful weeks to peg those woman-stupid behaviors down. Then, what the hell, you can just move on to the next one. You’re like Columbus. Australian women, for example, have the hilarious condition of their eyes shutting off when their mouths engage. American women have a similar peculiarity with their hands. What I’m saying is that they can’t drive. And Middle Eastern women wear shit that jingles all the time. That’s not racist. It’s fucking true. Find the nearest Persian woman and tell me you can’t find something on her that doesn’t jingle. You can’t.
And that’s another triple negative. 60 Man Points.
Women use interracial dating just like they use everything else. It’s another opportunity for the little princess to piss on everyone’s good time, drag the global quality of life down, and prove some stupid shit about herself that no one cares about. Men are there only to enjoy the nuances of another culture. I discussed several of them above. Women are up to their same old shit: trying to pollute others’ lives with kitsch crap and cute-isms. You know the kind I’m talking about. “I call my dog my boo!” Of course you do, sweetheart. Fuck off.
Of course there’s the obvious. Women only date outside their race to upset their fathers. Personally, I don’t think that’s true. Women can do much worse things to upset their fathers. One springs immediately to mind, but I don’t want to give it away because I’m aware women read these articles even though they’re forbidden. Let me just say that it rhymes with credit card and fits in your pocket.
Like I said. Personally, I don’t think it’s true, but that’s not man thinking now is it. It’s woman thinking. Personal opinions have nothing to fucking do with the truth. Man thinking is looking at it like this: a fish might enjoy swimming in water. It might truly love flipping and jibbing about. But the reality of it — the real reality of it — is that if a fish isn’t in water, it’s going to fucking die. That’s why it’s there.
It’s the same thing. Besides, women are the most racist and prejudiced people on the planet. They judge before they even get to your skin. They judge on clothing and hair and who your friends are. Fuck, they elected Hitler. What more do you want?
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August 16th, 2006 at 3:11 am - IP Man-Hash: a6505134eceed
Here in the USA the women are chasing after minorities like there going out of style, mainly because TV tells them it is fashionable.
They can’t do anything until they’ve been told it’s cool.
I don’t care who they go after. They can all rot away far from me.
August 16th, 2006 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 7035fb5f8c3db
LOL The easiest way to get a woman to do something is to tell her not to do it.
August 16th, 2006 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
This is why I read this site. Dick can write.
And make clever mid-Atlantic cultural references.
Dick, there’s got to be a place for you in the new ‘lad-lit’ (what a f–cking ghastly phrase, minus manpoints to me) genre. Tucker Max and others are doing it. You’ve got the material.
-wolfe
August 17th, 2006 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
“ghastly” You win brit stiffness points tho.
I say old chap, jolly good work.
August 22nd, 2006 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Hilarious to you, Dick; but a source of considerable excitement to those of us who have ever been on a motorcycle while sharing an Australian road with female drivers.
-Big Al
August 22nd, 2006 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
A motorcycle versus 1 metric ton of steel. Indeed not a favourable outcome for the cyclist.
February 1st, 2007 at 1:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
True, indeed. I’ve dated Latina’s before, and oh man, when they get angry they get real stupid. It never ceased to amaze me how each time I managed to get them upset they hurled a barrage of insults and obscenities en Español, knowing fuly well that I don’t speak Spanish. Did they really expect me to be offended when I didn’t know what the fuck it is that they were saying?
March 4th, 2007 at 9:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
True, indeed. I’ve dated Latina’s before, and oh man, when they get angry they get real stupid. It never ceased to amaze me how each time I managed to get them upset they hurled a barrage of insults and obscenities en Español, knowing fuly well that I don’t speak Spanish. Did they really expect me to be offended when I didn’t know what the fuck it is that they were saying?
You just gotta tell her your gonna put your beef in her taco ;).
November 21st, 2007 at 4:14 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I didn’t think people thought about inter racial dating. I didn’t realise it was an issue. Thats odd. Why would you? Seriously, how fucked are you to think like that? Secondly, how did it cross your mind in the first place?
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Now, you aren’t only making sexist comments but racial too!
January 6th, 2008 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
so you’re a racist too? well.. thats not my thing but this is a pretty weak argument.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
So you’re also a racist? Not suprising. Though I most likely wouldnt go there.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:45 am - IP Man-Hash: ed4fdd9bd6540
“It might truly love flipping and jibbing about. But the reality of it — the real reality of it — is that if a fish isn’t in water, it’s going to fucking die.”
Clair, Karen, and KL. Simply put, judgement rendered on such superficial observations as skin color or hairstyle is idiotic to say the least. One might even go so far as to say that such prejudices are ‘truly unmanly’. But it cannot be denied that there are simple truths to every thing.
Would you hug a great white shark purely in faith that it won’t turn around and chew you in half? Would you place your head in a wild lion’s maw trusting that even though he skipped breakfast he’ll have the courtesy not to sample your grey matter? Of course not. That would be idiotic.
As such, different cultures and different races are, indeed, different. One can rant about this “equality” crap all one likes, but in the end, the human equation, and indeed the equation for life in general, is not 1:1.
Males inherrantly possess greater physical potential than females. It is how we evolved, and it is how females evolved. Such can be said for most anything. I will not say males are greater than females because that would be personal opinion and, thus, unmanly. But what I will do is accept the facts, as they are.
The validity of Dick’s arguments, or statements, is certainly up for debate. But in the end, who honestly gives a shit? You read it, or you don’t. It doesn’t change the truth, because the truth cannot be changed. If it could, it wouldn’t be the truth.
Reading the Bible and believing it doesn’t suddenly make God real. If you truly think that God didn’t exist, and then you took up the religion, then do yourself a favor and place your head in a paint mixer. With some luck, approximately equivalent to the odds it took for the molecules in a puddle of sludge to birth forth your earliest ancestors, your neurons might just be shaken back into alignment. Hey, if it can happen once, it can happen again.
Fact is, people evolved differently. People are born with different mutations. And I can’t speak from first hand experience, but if Australian women’s eyes shut down when their mouth ain’t shut up, then don’t argue with it. It’s like arguing with monday. No matter how much you tell it to fuck off, it’s still going to happen. Because that’s fact, and that’s just how it goes.
Now that’s manly.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Ha! If you’re bringing up the Bible and the contents thereof, how can you not think of Solomon and the gaggle of 400+? I seriously doubt all those women were of the same race! Alas; it also is written that those wives were his undoing. Maybe he couldn’t build a door thick enough to close out all the bickering, whining, jealousy and lesbianism. Could it be that girls only know what they’re raised to believe? I mean, polygymist sects tend to inbreed…by I do believe those are the happiest men on Earth.
That doesn’t mean everyone should go trade up for new underwear, you know. It’s just that-this society needs a new game plan.