It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s…Invisible to Women!
Men are better than women at looking up.
It’s true; and I don’t mean men are better than women at being optimistic or at setting pie in the sky goals for themselves. Everyone knows that already. If women were in charge of setting goals for themselves and humanity we’d all be sitting in trees flinging shit at each other.
Actually, it wouldn’t take much for today’s modern woman to resort to that. They already go to the bathroom in packs.
Women never look up. Whenever they walk under anything, they never tilt their heads and look up. Every single man in the world does.
A friend of mine I have been visiting for the last few days has an office with a balcony. Below this balcony is the main entrance to his building. You can stand on this balcony for hours at a time, drink a six-pack, and never ever see a woman look up. Men are exactly the opposite.
With this in mind, I find it even more absurd that women are allowed to drive. They don’t know anything the fuck that’s going on around them ever. How is that safe? People have children on the road. Do we blindfold children and kick them into traffic? No. It’s reckless. That whole rule about looking 12 seconds ahead or 12 minutes ahead while driving — whatever the fuck it is — men do it naturally. Women can’t even be trained to.
At first I thought it was something instinctual. You know, something from The Hunt. I’m sure all you men already know what I’m going to say. I thought it must be a part of our man-nature that is still an integral part of our daily lives. Women don’t look up. They also don’t look sideways or any which ways. And if they do, they certainly don’t see or remember any fucking thing. That’s a man’s business.
But then I thought, ‘when the fuck did humans ever hunt birds? There’s no meat on them.’ And, ‘were there giant pterodactyls zooming around and snatching primitive men off the Earth whilst they were out scrounging up their man meals? I doubt it.’ I checked some sources on this and found that no, there was not. So man-stinct is right out.
No, I’m afraid what we’re dealing with is plain old laziness. And also the Damsel in Distress syndrome. Women don’t like being resourceful or having resources. They prefer at all times to have anything and everything in the world done for them every step of the way. That’s why pimps are so successful. They don’t even cut a paycheck. It’s a woman’s dream job. Women don’t look up or sideways or any ways because it puts them at a disadvantage in life. If it was fashionable, they’d wear blindfolds.
Try it for yourself. Drive a woman somewhere she hasn’t been before; try a different supermarket. Pick one as close to your house as possible. It would be preferable to make only one turn to get there. When you’re done driving around the parking lot, have her drive home. I fucking promise she won’t be able to do it without getting a narration.
Don’t forget to buckle your safety belt as well. Women on the road are fucking retarded.
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August 21st, 2006 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
@Female: The Economist is a good read. You’d learn a lot from it. It isn’t simply about the “dismal science”. If I were to recommend a single publication to someone who wanted to learn more about the world, that would probably be it. If you’re still studying/doing coursework, you can even get a (cheap) student rate. I wouldn’t dismiss it as a “financial rag”.
@gwallan: Ha! Good catch. Logically, Dick’s ok, albeit misleading, since the condition of destroying one car is included in the condition of destroying three cars. Still a nice spot.
-wolfe
August 21st, 2006 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
And what course would that be Female? I suppose nothing regarding women studies as I doubt you’d have been foolhardy enough to bring something like that up on this blog.
August 23rd, 2006 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: eff8cc0c98330
Wrong again, you didn’t read this completely.
Do you have reading comprehension problems?
I don’t ask my wife to say those things, she just says it because she knows the truth. Men are better than women at everything.
No women really likes to go without an argument but over the years she has learned not to argue when she can’t win. I suppose she finally learned that I am always right. We don’t argue anymore.
Female you disregard anything that is true.
I suppose since nobody likes you that you are always pushing yourself in places you are not wanted. Sad and pathetic you are. Now if you would kindly drop off the face of the map you would remove hundreds of unwanted pounds from the world, and I’m not talking about currency.
August 23rd, 2006 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: eff8cc0c98330
BTW Female any argument a woman has with a man is stupid.
When you will women ever learn to keep your dumb comments to yourselves?
August 23rd, 2006 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1669fcab8ca69
Aha. Impecable logic as per usual.
Of course dick wasn’t wrong. If anything he was being kind to them in not giving the bold truth. Me? I don’t care. I ran out of kindness tokens for women some years back.
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Have any of you seen 40 year old virgin? Think of the part where he is in the bar, looking in his peripheral vision. Walking almost completely blind to anything in front of him, and still barely able to see anything around him. I found this extremely humorous because we all know no man in his right mind could ever do something that stupid. As to not know exactly where he, and everything around him, is at all times. On the other hand, try living your entire life like that. ( being a woman ) Seemingly blinded by your own vision, or lack there of.
I’m not sure if this makes me more manly, but when I took a test that assesses your mental strengths and weaknesses, I was a spatial learner.
I guess it’s just the man in me.
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Logically, rather than argumentively, the answer to your question is - as soon as you do.
August 24th, 2006 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
That would be aeronautical engineering. I’m surprised you couldn’t tell.
August 24th, 2006 at 5:35 am - IP Man-Hash: de67bec4e9a38
Logically, rather than argumentively, the answer to your question is - as soon as you do.Ermm no, there is nothing logical about your statement, which isn’t surprising coming from a woman. You wouldn’t know logic if it was to bite you on the ass.
You are on a site that is off limits to you.
Women go where nobody wants them and push their ignorant opinions onto people. You women are still practicing making peoples lives miserable, since that is all you dumb females know how to do. Why do you women love to make people hate you worthless bitches?
August 24th, 2006 at 5:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
And there is something logical about yours? Ever heard the words, grammatically incorrect? or free speech? Yea, do yourself a favour and have a bit of a ponder.
August 27th, 2006 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d564d810fdbc6
Jeezuz H Christ
August 29th, 2006 at 9:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 348cd3f7864c2
Clueless down under
August 29th, 2006 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I must have missed something. I still must be missing it.
March 5th, 2007 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d733368c100d
Uh fuck. Guess I’m a gay man caged in a woman’s body. Life’s a tragedy. Now I gotta deal with such woman-hating dickheads like you. sob.
March 5th, 2007 at 6:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
No your just a lesbian feminist.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 193e75740e7b2
No, just a cuckold.
March 5th, 2007 at 7:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
No you dykes don’t have to deal with us.
First you’re not welcome the entrance has a notice about that.
Second you Fems have your cats to snuggle up to when you old since you women are so independent and worthless.
March 6th, 2007 at 12:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
But cats are nice. Read my article on it! Better than women :)
July 20th, 2007 at 1:35 am - IP Man-Hash: d079ceb34258b
Actually while there my have been no air born predators while we could still be classified as hominids, many of our inborn fears stem from when we were still early primates. A hawk or eagle presents an obvious threat to a monkey, especially a young monkey. This is also why most women are afraid of snakes while men are not. Because a snake is an extreme threat to the young and infants whilst presenting no real threat to an adult.
But as to why women don’t have a habit of surveying their surroundings? Well my best guess would be that they are too stupid to think of the idea of sentries, and are so used to us doing it for them they couldn’t find a violent rapist standing in an empty parking lot full of street lamps.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 179da4bd9cb2b
I agree 100 percent! Everytime i lend my car to a girlfriend, they always say that the cart or the house hit them. I did’nt see it they say. fucking stupid bitches. I paintball and i took one of my stupid bitch Ex to play. i wanted to show her a lesson. she swore up and down that she can kick ass. So fucking stupid she was!!! walkin into traps i could see with a half second glance. fuck sumtimes i would shoot her face to face and she would freak out and not even know who did it.