It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s…Invisible to Women!
Men are better than women at looking up.
It’s true; and I don’t mean men are better than women at being optimistic or at setting pie in the sky goals for themselves. Everyone knows that already. If women were in charge of setting goals for themselves and humanity we’d all be sitting in trees flinging shit at each other.
Actually, it wouldn’t take much for today’s modern woman to resort to that. They already go to the bathroom in packs.
Women never look up. Whenever they walk under anything, they never tilt their heads and look up. Every single man in the world does.
A friend of mine I have been visiting for the last few days has an office with a balcony. Below this balcony is the main entrance to his building. You can stand on this balcony for hours at a time, drink a six-pack, and never ever see a woman look up. Men are exactly the opposite.
With this in mind, I find it even more absurd that women are allowed to drive. They don’t know anything the fuck that’s going on around them ever. How is that safe? People have children on the road. Do we blindfold children and kick them into traffic? No. It’s reckless. That whole rule about looking 12 seconds ahead or 12 minutes ahead while driving — whatever the fuck it is — men do it naturally. Women can’t even be trained to.
At first I thought it was something instinctual. You know, something from The Hunt. I’m sure all you men already know what I’m going to say. I thought it must be a part of our man-nature that is still an integral part of our daily lives. Women don’t look up. They also don’t look sideways or any which ways. And if they do, they certainly don’t see or remember any fucking thing. That’s a man’s business.
But then I thought, ‘when the fuck did humans ever hunt birds? There’s no meat on them.’ And, ‘were there giant pterodactyls zooming around and snatching primitive men off the Earth whilst they were out scrounging up their man meals? I doubt it.’ I checked some sources on this and found that no, there was not. So man-stinct is right out.
No, I’m afraid what we’re dealing with is plain old laziness. And also the Damsel in Distress syndrome. Women don’t like being resourceful or having resources. They prefer at all times to have anything and everything in the world done for them every step of the way. That’s why pimps are so successful. They don’t even cut a paycheck. It’s a woman’s dream job. Women don’t look up or sideways or any ways because it puts them at a disadvantage in life. If it was fashionable, they’d wear blindfolds.
Try it for yourself. Drive a woman somewhere she hasn’t been before; try a different supermarket. Pick one as close to your house as possible. It would be preferable to make only one turn to get there. When you’re done driving around the parking lot, have her drive home. I fucking promise she won’t be able to do it without getting a narration.
Don’t forget to buckle your safety belt as well. Women on the road are fucking retarded.
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August 14th, 2006 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 6dc82b8beba78
Lol
So True….
And another thing, they can’t look around when driving.
Ever notice this? Tiny brains must focus constantly or ooops!
August 14th, 2006 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: dd67e8e06051d
They’re like horses with blinders on.
-Dick
August 14th, 2006 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Except for when they drive by a store that has a big ‘SALE’ sign. Then they fill the car with all types of useless shit just because they got it ‘half-off’ which will then be used screw your credit card, clutter your house and collect dust.
Then the blinders go right back on.
August 14th, 2006 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Well naturally when shopping is involved the Damsel in Distress syndrome goes right out the window.
-Dick
August 15th, 2006 at 2:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Women know money doesn’t rain from the skies. So why look up? At least no bird poop in the eye.
Female, true to form. Spot on. And here we thought you’d actually learn not to poop on the carpet. Guess your posts should be moderated after all.
August 15th, 2006 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: ecd834b6c5953
Spent a fair bit of time on crutches this year. Had a number of collisions with other people through this time including several times with supermarket trolleys. All involved women either not looking where they were going or simply being inconsiderate.
Women have no spatial awareness whether they look or not.
August 15th, 2006 at 4:28 am - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
How did you end up on crutches gwallam? Weren’t you looking where you were going? btw, attach an airhorn to your trolley and you’ll have no problems. Other than mental.
August 15th, 2006 at 5:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I am sorry to hear about your pain, but it goes to show one thing. Women’s selfishness knows no bounds. They dont care if they add further injury to someone who is already incapacitated, just as long as they get a good look at the bargains and get to the check out line first.
August 15th, 2006 at 8:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
gwallan: Hope you’re recovered.
Yes. No spatial awareness; moreover, no situational awareness.
Women do seem better in observing everything about nothing.
Woman in bank: ‘Did you see what she was wearing? That chartreuse scarf clashed horribly with her skirt, and the cut of her jacket was so last year’.
Cop: ‘Yes Ma’am. Did you notice the robber, though?’
woman: ‘What? Oh no, I was looking at that other woman’s fingernails. Bad extensions’.
(Of course, minus several manpoints to me for using the phrase ‘chartreuse scarf’)
We did have a similar discussion elsewhere on this website, about 6+ months ago, where it was noted that women notice and complain endlessly about dust, old lamps, etc. Men just don’t notice these things. Or care. They’re not relevant to our lives.
Just as a bank being robbed isn’t relevant to a woman’s life when there are scarves and fingernails to examine.
-wolfe
August 15th, 2006 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
There are only six colours. Apricot is a fruit.
Don’t get me started on aubergine.
-Big Al
August 15th, 2006 at 10:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Female, that’s incredibly rude. If you really wrote that… wow. (Post got approved after I posted above).
Why don’t you stop attacking people unless they relentlessly attack you?
You really can post intelligent stuff here, and I’m sad that you seem to repeatedly choose the cheap way out.
Hit people for their arguments, not for what happens to them in life.
-wolfe
August 16th, 2006 at 4:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, there are only 3 colours and an alpha channel, as far as I’m concerned. And no, alpha doesn’t stand for aubergine.
August 16th, 2006 at 4:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Or apricot. That’s a fruit, dammit!
August 16th, 2006 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 7035fb5f8c3db
Female, that’s incredibly rude. If you really wrote that… wow. (Post got approved after I posted above).
Why don’t you stop attacking people unless they relentlessly attack you?
You really can post intelligent stuff here, and I’m sad that you seem to repeatedly choose the cheap way out.
Hit people for their arguments, not for what happens to them in life.
-wolfe
It’s OK. Fem owes me one from a couple of threads back. I wish she could spell though. I’ve always considered it disrespectful in the extreme to continually get another’s name wrong. However I guess it does stand as proof that we are dealing with the real thing.
The injury was a broken heel from overbalancing on a step ladder while pruning at my mum’s place. The heel bone broke into six pieces(the surgeon told me that if I was a footballer I’d be out for two years). Moral of the story is that if you do have a fall bend your bloody knees. Must admit that at the time I did feel a right heel.
The airhorn was a cute suggestion Fem but I was not in a position to push a trolley. And if I had been I WOULD have been looking where I was going.
Actually through that six months I was more pissed off at the number of times I was left standing on the bus. That’s not an accident - it’s plain ignorant.
August 16th, 2006 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: cb70aab47603e
She’s fucked up your name every time she’s used it. And of course she wrote it. It’s her blocked IP; it’s her obnoxious bitch style.
-Dick
August 16th, 2006 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 7be8e39a4e916
This is for Dick, and the rest of the Dicks in the world.
Obviously you’ve got a serious problem with the other gender, or you’ve been burned. Its sad that you dont like women. I love men, even though they have just as many faults as women. I guess if i always hung around assholes, i would think “all” men are assholes.
Dick, a guy that has to build an anti-woman webpage to try to prove something, has major problems. Get a life. Your mother if probably very proud of you. Instead of spending precious energy in writing the negative aspects of females(strange, most of them arent true….i.e.-i love sex), why dont you spend your time trying to understand why we are different, and that there are positive sides to us? you are sad.
August 16th, 2006 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Is there a template floating on the web somewhere on how to bitch on mabtw that all these ladies build upon?
August 16th, 2006 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Where did I say I don’t like women?
-Dick
August 16th, 2006 at 9:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Perhaps there is a template somewhere, sonyad. Perhaps it is on some website invisible to men (like on a soap-opera homepage). But this one was a bit creative. Look at this pathetic attempt to use sarcasm:
August 16th, 2006 at 11:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
There you go. All better. You still flunk tho.