MADD Can Go And Fuck Themselves
There’s nothing I love sticking to women more than a big slab of science.
Well almost nothing.
It’s every man’s dream to lead everything he does with a joke about his penis. Don’t be afraid to dream. It’s your birthright as a man.
Also, don’t be afraid to drink. As a man, drinking is not as harmful to your body and brain as it is to a woman. I question whether it’s even harmful at all.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving can go and fuck themselves. Here’s why. A recent Russian scientific study says alcohol affects women way more than it does men. After examining and subjecting a pool of 100 alcoholics to intelligence tests of working memory, cognitive flexibility, spatial planning, and problem solving; female alcoholics were found to be absolute shit at them.
Here’s my question: how do you even test a woman’s problem solving abilities? Do you bounce ping-pong balls off her forehead? Testing a woman’s problem solving skills is like testing a jock strap for comfort or finding the world’s bravest chicken shit. Either way, it’s your nuts in the noose.
According to this Russian study, men are better than women at escaping the long-term effect of alcoholism because our man-bodies contain more water than those of our shittier counterparts. Well you know what else our man-bodies contain more of that is an equally valid scientific explanation? How about dignity?
Men have the dignity to not binge drink ourselves into oblivion like the study says women do more often than men. Men also have the dignity not to lie like fucking dogs about our alcohol dependence. I took my own survey of two women and how much they drank last Saturday night. My study showed that both of them lied their asses through their teeth about it and I know because I bought all their drinks.
Without a shock collar and two dozen hidden cameras, it’s impossible to know what a woman has done before her last meal. Dr. Barbara “Banana” Flannery is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for April for coming to the right conclusion with her data: men are better than women, science says so. But how much stock can we put into this strange science of taking women’s word for things.
What’s next? Is there a frightening outbreak of menopause in 37 year old women?
No. Check their fucking driver’s licenses.
Speaking of driver’s licenses, based on this study, I officially challenge MADD to petition, or do whatever donkey shit women do to get results from congress, to change the legal limit of alcohol women can drive with from whatever it is to .01% lower than the corresponding legal limit for men. The science is right in front of us. Men are better than women at everything involving alcohol. Do you want roads to be fucking safe or not?
Obviously a woman driving at all is a danger to herself and everyone on the road, but I’ll be damned if she’s allowed to do it as drunk as I am.
Related Articles:
Pages: [4] 3 2 1 » Show All
Dick, What the hell were you doing buying women drinks.
*Men have the dignity to not binge drink ourselves into oblivion* Real men drink near lethal amounts of alcohol and consume several controlled substances in order to reach that oh so sweet state of mental numbness where you dont know what year it is where you are or how you got there. Thats the ONLY way to roll. I think your science needs a bit more science.
Come to my site.
http://www.voy.com/219711/
Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially the filthbags that comment at my site.
You are correct sir and God bless. These madd bitches should blame themselves for their children getting killed as bad parenting skills caused their children their lives. These tramps using alcohol to hide responsibility is a fucking joke.
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
It’s not the same Jack-The-Ripper, looks like somebitch just can’t help herself but to try, and keep the hate alive. Lets poke around and see if we can spot a matching IP Man-Hash.
Feminazi’s have to be destroyed at all costs!
Guys lets make them pay for what they have done to our brothers! Everybody start making movies,videos,art, books,vblogs,blogs,websites on Complete MaleSupremacy and take over of all money, power, business,education, industry, electronics! All hail Patriarchy!!! All my brothers rise up! All the men rise up! Let’s all work together to usher in the New Masculine Era!
http://www.savethemales.ca http://www.henrymakow.com http://www.standyourground.com/boyc http://mensrightsmovement.com
http://www.christianparty.net
DESTORY EVERYTHING THAT IS A AGAINST MALE SUPREMACY!
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
There are two things in life that make no sense; women and um, well, women. Every time any attempt is made in my life to conduct an intelligent conversation with a pop tart, invariably her eyes glaze over, she says ‘like’ a lot, as if the word is a comma, and believes it is her God given right to drive drunk, yammer on the phone, and act like an inconsiderate slut most of the time. Otherwise, I have no problem with chicks as long as they are carried around like a six pack. MADD is the most sexist, one sided, gender biased organization that ever hit the small time. Drink in the reality, it’s very refreshing.
Yeah, I had a friend that told me they had attending some big MADD conference. Said everyone was wasted and guess what?? Driving the fuck home and all over town. Fucking morons.
I concurr those fucking hard ass no good for nothing women….the dumb bitch that started MADD got popped drunk driving herself. Dumb bitch! listen like olde Mr. Haley once said the only thing women are good for is da kitchen and da BED! Peace!
I agree, fuck MADD. Those neo-prohibitionist cunts spread lies and propaganda and take advantage of DUI crash victims. Their statistics are misleading and false, the founder of MADD ended up leaving the organization because they were getting too in over their heads. Our society now thinks that if you have even a sip of alcohol and drive, you are going to kill a lot of innocent people – this is complete bullshit.
Dear Tired, you are so fucking stupid. You rant on about sex-ed class yet within a few sentences you completely, conveniently forgot that the human race also need men to make babies. Sperm doesn’t come from thin air. I suspect you have had your ugly ass dumped, your very bitter. Please try not to pour your bitterness on your son or he’ll end up gay or alone. Probably gay!
fuck women fuck my mother in law fuck my wife please….im tired of doing it….and by all means fuck yourselves
You’ll enjoy fucking women alot more when you stop thinking it’s your job to please them.
You know… when they start going on about “what women want” like men are obligated to give it to them.
Fucking women is WAY more fun when you concentrate on pleasing YOURSELF. That’s your responsibility. After all… no woman gives a shit about YOUR happiness. They only care about their own.
Its one of the secrets they will never tell you.
Of course alcohol affects women differently than men. I’ve never seen a man dancing by himself in a corner at a party. I’ve also never seen a man who recently had a bad breakup go to a local bar, queue up $20 worth of love songs on the juke box, then sit in the corner by himself drinking and crying, resulting in everybody there wanting to smash his fucking head in.
fuck madd, and fuck women thats what they’re here for
Stop rationalising (a.k.a. bullshitting), and make a rational Argument.
lol, you are such a loser, i’m not gonna argue with anybody, i’d just like to point a couple things out-first off, what does your mother think about your little campaign to accomplish…whatever is is you want to do? you cite the genius and accomplishments of men, yet from what i’ve gathered all you do is sit around and rant about the uselessness of women…way to go, mr. man…and as far as alcoholism goes, women are smaller than men, so DUH they get drunk faster…i mean, everyone who’s had a junior high sex ed class knows that…i hope…but then again, i have a strong suspicion that dick masterson is a comic genius, convincing men and women alike that he is absolutely serious about this quite useless campaign to accomplish…nothing…
I’m a woman and I do agree some women are stupid and It’s the one that mother all you dumb ass men on this page that have something negitive to say about a woman you guys are acting so big and bad on here and you know what they say about a big ego lol hidding behind that small ass dick and lack of sexual abilities lol Im a woman and damn proud of it and I have a little boy which brings me to the last and final thing I have to say YOU DUMB ASS MUTHA FUCKAS OTTA BE GREATFUL FOR WOMEN CAUSE IF NOT FOR A WOMAN YOU WOULDNT BE HERE TO WRITE YOUR DUMB ASS COMMENTS YOU STUPID FUCKS LOL WOW YOU MEN REALLY ARE AS DUMB AS I THOUGHT LOL FUCK
And if it weren’t for a man you wouldn’t be able to bore us with all you’re stupid self-loathing bullshit on the internet, on a computer, in a house, across millions of miles of cable. All you’ve contributed is your fat ass, which no one wants.
All MADD is is the current equivalent of the Women’s Christian’s Temperance Union, who nagged in Prohibition. I really fail to grasp how being drunk makes an accident worse. Would they really feel better if their little Billy was killed by a sober driver? Or a female police officer? This is simply back-door Prohibition. They’re dedicated to inflicting misery on men. This suits the power structure just fine, because guilty, miserable people are easier to rule.
womans are shits they should be blowing every man by now because thats their job, bein a blowjob ninja is a great deal for them you know.. makeing 100 bucks a month. and if woman want have a voice for some attention they best put something in their bra to help them.
FUCK MADD!!!! PIECES OF SHIT ALL THEY DO IS RUN THEIR MOUTHS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL. I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW NONE OF THEM KNOW SHIT!!! I HOPE THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES.I DEFINITLEY DONT DRINK AND DRIVE BECAUSE I KNOW OF THE DANGERS BUT THE OVEREXAGERATE IT ALWAYS.CRAZY LADYS