MADD Can Go And Fuck Themselves
There’s nothing I love sticking to women more than a big slab of science.
Well almost nothing.
It’s every man’s dream to lead everything he does with a joke about his penis. Don’t be afraid to dream. It’s your birthright as a man.
Also, don’t be afraid to drink. As a man, drinking is not as harmful to your body and brain as it is to a woman. I question whether it’s even harmful at all.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving can go and fuck themselves. Here’s why. A recent Russian scientific study says alcohol affects women way more than it does men. After examining and subjecting a pool of 100 alcoholics to intelligence tests of working memory, cognitive flexibility, spatial planning, and problem solving; female alcoholics were found to be absolute shit at them.
Here’s my question: how do you even test a woman’s problem solving abilities? Do you bounce ping-pong balls off her forehead? Testing a woman’s problem solving skills is like testing a jock strap for comfort or finding the world’s bravest chicken shit. Either way, it’s your nuts in the noose.
According to this Russian study, men are better than women at escaping the long-term effect of alcoholism because our man-bodies contain more water than those of our shittier counterparts. Well you know what else our man-bodies contain more of that is an equally valid scientific explanation? How about dignity?
Men have the dignity to not binge drink ourselves into oblivion like the study says women do more often than men. Men also have the dignity not to lie like fucking dogs about our alcohol dependence. I took my own survey of two women and how much they drank last Saturday night. My study showed that both of them lied their asses through their teeth about it and I know because I bought all their drinks.
Without a shock collar and two dozen hidden cameras, it’s impossible to know what a woman has done before her last meal. Dr. Barbara “Banana” Flannery is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for April for coming to the right conclusion with her data: men are better than women, science says so. But how much stock can we put into this strange science of taking women’s word for things.
What’s next? Is there a frightening outbreak of menopause in 37 year old women?
No. Check their fucking driver’s licenses.
Speaking of driver’s licenses, based on this study, I officially challenge MADD to petition, or do whatever donkey shit women do to get results from congress, to change the legal limit of alcohol women can drive with from whatever it is to .01% lower than the corresponding legal limit for men. The science is right in front of us. Men are better than women at everything involving alcohol. Do you want roads to be fucking safe or not?
Obviously a woman driving at all is a danger to herself and everyone on the road, but I’ll be damned if she’s allowed to do it as drunk as I am.
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April 25th, 2007 at 8:34 am - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
No argument from me. I like drinking as much as the next guy, but self-control goes a long way. I hate a sloppy drunk.
But that’s not what this is about. MADD has used its lobbying power to change legislation and public opinion in a detrimental way.
It’s pretty obvious drunk driving laws have gone WAY too far. Law is intended for worst case scenarios, and what we have now (at least in the US, and in California, where I live) is a draconian system that can destroy a person’s life after having two beers in a half an hour. A drunk driving conviction stays on one’s record for ten years, and new legislation is going to change that so it stays for the duration of one’s life.
That’s right. Once a drunk driver, always a drunk driver, making it more difficult to find employment, more expensive to buy insurance. Yes, there are some incorrigible drunk drivers, but they are considerably the minority. This legislation uses too large a gun for too small a target.
MADD is directly responsible for this. I regard them as no better than Carrie Nation and the temperance movement early last century, and we all see how prohibition in the US worked out.
So says the guy who named himself after a beer. So, yeah, fuck these MADD bitches.
April 25th, 2007 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 606c4d61f5fea
See this is the problem with these fucking women. They can’t even handle their own alcohol. How can they expect to tell other people they shouldn’t drive drunk. Isn’t that putting the cart before the horse or some such shit? I propose we form MADW. Men Against Dumbass Women. We’ll shoot potato cannons at their stupid MADD rallys and other manly pursuits.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45f658e2e95ad
Mom jeans.
Wow. Parody aside, that actually makes me glad I don’t have a mother.
June 11th, 2007 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: df6a2432566fb
YOU MEN NEED TO GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!!! HELL YA I JUST MOTHAFUCKIN CUSSED AT YOU! MOM JEANS WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS! HOW CAN U BE GLAD YOU DON’T HAVE A MOTHER?! (okay let me calm down……………… TO HELL WITH CALM) IF YOUR WONDERING WHY IM EVEN READING THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT I HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO READ AS ANYONE ELSE. JUST WHEN I THINK SEXISM IS OVER IT COMES RIGHT ON BACK! I OUGHTTA TRACK YA’LL DOWN AND GET MY GUNS, AND ALL MY OTHER WEAPONS, GET MY FRIENDS AND OHHH IM NOT EVEN GONNA SAY IT CAUSE THE PO PO GONNA COME KNOCKIN AT MY DOOR AT 4: 30 IN THE MORNING. nT EVEN GOD CAN DO THAT WITHOUT ME BEING MAD AS HELL. (by the way have ya’ll ever heard this? “Hell hath no FURY tht of a WOMAN’S SCORN) WELL YA’LL JUST BEEN SCORNED! FEEL THE BURN! (wow i’ve beat my reord for most cuss words i’ve evr said. Hmmph i guess men are good for something, other than reproduction you are worthless)
June 11th, 2007 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Always an entertaining treat, the visceral rage these pages evoke in women.
Wonderful.
- daddy yankee - impacto (remix ft. fergie)
June 11th, 2007 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Shut your fucking hoodrat mouth until you learn proper English you barely literate cunt.
The “po-po” is gonna knock down your door because your scumbag boyfriend is dealing drugs from the shithole you call a shelter.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Certainly we are dealing with a superior mind and a unique charisma not seen since… 5 minutes ago.
I don’t advocate violence against girls, but I do believe in self-defense and then some. If someone, man or woman, attacks me in any way, I’m going to finish what they started.
I like the way she talked about her guns and other weapons. It’s good to see that she acknowledged her physical and mental inferiority that she said she’d track us down for using our first amendment rights.
You’re fucking awesome, you rape-bag.
Nonetheless, these golden moments are part of the reason I keep coming back to this site. Every time I feel pissed at the anti-male slant in our education system, I remember that after going up-hill I can turn that slant right back around. Yeah, an anti-female slant. See how you like that, cunts.
-50 points for talking on your cell-phone during class!
You think that I can take you seriously when you dress and act like a slut? Get out of my class!
And no, not as a teacher. As a social engineer in one sense or another.
June 11th, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
You do.
June 13th, 2007 at 10:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 0364a2b269277
Exactly. As long as what we say cranks up one of you femi-nazi, its well worth the post and the effort.
Get to see you are getting all “heated up”.
Thats what it feels like … getting smacked. Smack that sucka.
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: f8c3c0a0e94b5
You know, before when i made my first post on this site, i was tryna keep an open mind and be fair to both sexes, but more and more i see this type of childish behaviour demonstrated by these girls. Ive seen a few feminist sites (which may i add are fuckin borrrrrinnggg) and not on a single one have i seen any man even try to say something on it. Why, because clearly we have no business posting our thoughts or FACTS there, just like this dumb bitch has no business on this site, except the difference is im sure she would come up with 0% facts.
Now to address the sexism comment, there is sexism from both men (misogyny) and women (misandry) BUT this site isnt about HATE for women, dick masterson clearly states that in his FAMQ. If you want to talk about sexist why dont you go to a feminist website, their some of the biggest hypocrites currently. At first the feminist movement could be seen as a positive one, but now that everything is actually equal (or atleast in most countries) WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED FEMINISM IN THESE COUNTRIES.
I’ll tell you why, because humans are greedy, and since women are humans, they will try to get more than they bargained for. Thats right, its an actual FACT the these modern feminists have deviated from their original goal of equality for women to now wanting power and dominance, which they try to accomplish spreading sexist views about men.
Oh and dont come on this site with your stupid tough girl, wanna be thug ass shit. Your just an internet gang banger, and if you say no im real in the streets to, well then thats just as sad, theres nothing to be proud about being a criminal or glorifying them. But i already know your just running your mouth without backing anything up because you fit this old saying so perfectly - “An empty bottle makes the most noise”
You even have a conversation with yourself in your post, “okay let me calm down” im guessing that was your conscience telling you to shut the fuck up before you continue to make yourself look even more of an idiot.
By the way have you ever heard this “Hell hath no fury of a woman that doesnt know when to shut the fuck up and start making sense”.
Oh and if men are good for nothing, then how come you use so many products that were created by men all the time, men created the computer, dont use a computer since its clearly too useless for a woman, oh and never drive a car, watch t.v, play sports, or use your beloved “guns” cause guess what, those were created by men also, and the list is just to big to continue naming off.
Last but not least, dont use stupid ass out dated street slang like po po’s when talking on the internet, or any slang for that matter, theres a reason why its called street slang, is it just me or does anybody else find that really lame as fuck.
Im out.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
“View the original comment”>WHO GIVES A FUCK said:
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN, BITCH, IN A FIGHT, CODERCH WOULD SNAP YOUR TWIG FEMALE ARMS, BEND THEM BEHIND YOUR BACK AND THEN SHOVE BOTH OF THEM UP YOUR ASSHOLE! NO ONE CHALLENGES CODERCH, THE KING OF ORCS AND UNDISPUTED LEADER OF THE HORDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
September 13th, 2007 at 8:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 494b23c806a99
We usually call those guys “Asians”, although they used to be known as Orientals before we got all politically correct.
September 14th, 2007 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Much agreed L. Glad to see more men on this site. WELCOME ABOARD!
@ Women: Stay the fuck out of our site. You want attention? Go to a feminist bitch site, fucking whores.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d22bed31a4b6
hahaha. you know whats funny. The alcohol got to your brain and you made this kind of shit up. v.v so sad. sooooo sad… but just so you will be happy men…of course its not bad for you honey.
September 15th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d22bed31a4b6
sorry dude but its my job to do things like this. v.v RUe forever dude.
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
of all the things ive read you guys to say (by the way yes dick i know im “forbidden” to be here :P”) this is the most messed up…yes perhaps it has gone too far…but most madd members aer those who lost kids because a drunk driver (who could have been a man or a woman) wrecked into them….so be easy on them….they are only caring for other people other than just themselves….sheesh… :D
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
No.
They didn’t give a shit about drunk drivers until it effected them directly.
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
exactly:/ isnt that what i said? :/ most madd members were a part of it because their kids got into wrecks because of drunk driving? :/ hmm thats what i meant to say anyways
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
You know, before when i made my first post on this site, i was tryna keep an open mind and be fair to both sexes, but more and more i see this type of childish behaviour demonstrated by these girls. Ive seen a few feminist sites (which may i add are fuckin borrrrrinnggg) and not on a single one have i seen any man even try to say something on it. Why, because clearly we have no business posting our thoughts or FACTS there, just like this dumb bitch has no business on this site, except the difference is im sure she would come up with 0% facts.
Now to address the sexism comment, there is sexism from both men (misogyny) and women (misandry) BUT this site isnt about HATE for women, dick masterson clearly states that in his FAMQ. If you want to talk about sexist why dont you go to a feminist website, their some of the biggest hypocrites currently. At first the feminist movement could be seen as a positive one, but now that everything is actually equal (or atleast in most countries) WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED FEMINISM IN THESE COUNTRIES.
I’ll tell you why, because humans are greedy, and since women are humans, they will try to get more than they bargained for. Thats right, its an actual FACT the these modern feminists have deviated from their original goal of equality for women to now wanting power and dominance, which they try to accomplish spreading sexist views about men.
Oh and dont come on this site with your stupid tough girl, wanna be thug ass shit. Your just an internet gang banger, and if you say no im real in the streets to, well then thats just as sad, theres nothing to be proud about being a criminal or glorifying them. But i already know your just running your mouth without backing anything up because you fit this old saying so perfectly - “An empty bottle makes the most noise”
You even have a conversation with yourself in your post, “okay let me calm down” im guessing that was your conscience telling you to shut the fuck up before you continue to make yourself look even more of an idiot.
By the way have you ever heard this “Hell hath no fury of a woman that doesnt know when to shut the fuck up and start making sense”.
Oh and if men are good for nothing, then how come you use so many products that were created by men all the time, men created the computer, dont use a computer since its clearly too useless for a woman, oh and never drive a car, watch t.v, play sports, or use your beloved “guns” cause guess what, those were created by men also, and the list is just to big to continue naming off.
Last but not least, dont use stupid ass out dated street slang like po po’s when talking on the internet, or any slang for that matter, theres a reason why its called street slang, is it just me or does anybody else find that really lame as fuck.
Im out.
BEAUTIFUL!!! i really loved what you had to say about that imbecile woman….of course if i had a feminist website all of you are very much welcome to enter it :P…but no seriously…i loved what you said
October 7th, 2007 at 5:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
We need more women to grace this website : ) It’s GREAT. tee-hee-hee