A Case Study in Horizontal Success
There’s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that’s by fucking.
The sooner a woman realizes that, the sooner she can begin the lifelong process of self-loathing and delusion that is known as womanhood. But at least she can do it in Versace as an international pop idol or famous lady-author.
When a woman opens her legs, she opens the door to a future of success.
Let’s see an example of this and talk about my new favorite hooker: Eliot Spitzer’s very own Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Who is also my very own Honorary Man of the Month!
Once upon a time — before a massive political scandal, the destruction of a political career, and an outing as a whore so overpriced she made every all-inclusive resort in the world look like a bargain — Ashley Alexandra Dupre had a MySpace page and an aspiring music career.
“I am all about my music and my music is all about me. It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel.” -Dupre’s MySpace page
In line with her musical philosophy, Miss Dupre’s music resembles something you would listen to while spreading $1 bills across the stomach of a Chinese stripper in a pantomime of an ejaculation. That’s the kind of money shot that any girl will appreciate.
Today, Miss Dupre’s strip house single is being played on every radio station across the United States. We men care about our hookers and are interested in their artistic pursuits. There’s nothing strange about that. That’s why the line, “I’m paying my way through art school/med school” always works. As eternal optimists, men believe in women. Even the dumber ones who fuck for two hundred dollars a night instead of a mortgage.
But she didn’t fuck for two hundred a night. She fucked for four thousand! That’s a hell of a living for a horse-faced 22 year old whose only skills are the ones God gave her.
As a man, success comes in great waves. We can see waves of success coming from a mile away and we have ample time to prepare and anticipate with our man brains. We have time to catch the wave and ride it to riches on our indestructible penises. Fuck that’s manly!
To a woman, success comes like getting punched in the vagina in the dark. They have no idea when it’s coming, but one thing’s for sure, if their legs are closed nothing is going to happen.
When opportunity knocks, a woman doesn’t answer the door, she opens her legs.
Abraham Lincoln failed at running for a bunch of political positions before he won the presidency. I don’t remember what they were, but I remember reading them on someone’s refrigerator and I remember being not only impressed by it, but impressed that said person had printed it out on some shitty Xerox paper. The point is, success is a numbers game. When women loosen the drawstring on their vagina, they spin the Wheel of Fortune. Sometimes they win small, like a free house in Des Moines and a free car and two little kids to smother to death. But other times, they win international stardom.
You have to be in it to win it. For women, “it” means “bed”.
Imagine if Divine Brown had had an aspiring music career before blowing Hugh Grant. She might have been in Austin Powers 3 instead of Beyonce. Who can say? I don’t know for a fact, but I would bet $50 on it. Miss Ashley Dupre is now going to have a future bright with success and shiny things and will probably not ever have to fuck for money again. Except that she will because she’s a woman and prostitution is embedded in her whore-DNA.
Just like Jessica Hawn, Kim Kardashian, and the slew of published escort and prostitute bloggers; these hookers should be celebrated. They’re removing the middle man of flowers, drinks, conversation, and pretending to listen to bullshit about golden retrievers for half an hour. Removing the middle man is manly!
I support this whore. You should too.
College Callgirl - “You guys know my feelings on romance (to recap: fuck it)…”
Belle de Jour - To be fair, British girls are all about two steps closer to prostitutes anyway.
Tracy Quan - Not the figure skater, though she probably would wear the outfit for fifty bucks.
More pictures of this hooker.
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Alaska will do.
It would likely end the same way the Balkans did. A soulless American mercanary army destroying anyone getting in the way of “peace”(commerce above justice).
But now or in the next decade would be optimal. We have a situation in the world where the forces of the banker empire are spread as thin as Rome’s were during the time when the barbarian commander Alerick laid siege to the city and starved every senator, whore, and innocent(like there are any left) for months.
In that episode, it was barbarians from across the Rhine River who were stretching the empire’s troops far away from it’s capital. Now it’s Bin Laden in the deserts of Arabia. No politician for 2 generations will have a shitcan’s chance in hell of being elected without continuing or expanding the war there. I mean, they destroyed the World Trade Center. Do you know how many childless rich secular jews and near-impotent wasps were killed? What will their noble wives do without decadent lifestyles and poolboys to cuckold with?
Potential Problem for the Plotter’s: I don’t really think of Eskimo women as Anglo-American Fem-Nazi’s. Of course, its always possible they have TV’s and get the Hollywood Update from Fairbanks, and have been proselytized to a degree such that the eskimo women are feeling more entitled to whale blubber collected by the men, as they tramp about in the snow in high heels. I think these thigh sightings would make me want to puke.
Maybe we need the Balkans approach. Surround an area, take out the leaders, then separate the women and men, drive the men out to the border, then wipe the feminazi Anglo-American women out with boot and bayonet. Burn them in mass graves and hey presto, job done. A Marc Lepine job, albeit on a bigger scale. Then get decent women from elsewhere to replace them. A kind of ‘gender cleansing’, if you will. We should get together and try it first on an isolated village in the Arctic Circle. A test case, if you will.
He seems quite an interesting writer in the educational field, too. One reviewer of his book on Amazon made the good point that young men are rather deluded about women - only when Jungian Individuation is achieved in their late thirties do men see women for what they truly are. Women in their late teens and twenties are especially odious. A Holocaust against this age-group in Anglo-American nations is much needed. I propose smearing their lips with a quick acting poison for speed and efficiency.
Muzalon, a bunch of rural low income males with a couple relationships under their belt with “them” could lay siege to a major feminist sin-city and do amazing things. Cut off food and energy supplies and watch the corrupt waste away. After all the “artisan and mercantile business classes” are more important and really, really better than us.. it’s just they can’t get their hands dirty. They’re too busy ruling us and breaking social taboos for the good of the world.
After all the bulk of the US forces are in the Middle East trying to castrate their masculine societies. You think it’s about oil? As a man you wish it was about oil.
Tool - Right in Two
Hey Muz: suggested reading:”Women: theory and Practice” by Bernard Chapin. Also check out his witty polemics on you tube called “Chapin’s Inferno”
Men often lack objectivity, that is the problem. They are fooled by the media into thinking all women will have sex with them, when in fact women are repressed sexual fascists. Once a man works out that women are grasping, selfish whores who only sell themselves to the highest bidder the way is open to treat women objectively - with the utmost cruelty and brutality, inflicting pain on them whenever possible. After all, no sex will arise from a low-income male pursuing the alternative course - so go for it, hurt them! You have nothing to lose, after all.
It’s your gf claims to be an equity feminist (equal rights for the genders), then its her responsibility to society to act as one, which she did not in this example. If she insists on equal rights then she should not use gender to get more than she deserves, as she did in your example. Men need to stand up to this bad behavior. It’s this stuff the makes men angry and leads to men calling women whores.
If men act towards women “as if” the female body gives women a free pass, then should women not then believe this to be so?
For instance, my gf just walked down to the shop to buy some milk as we had run out and we needs it for our cereal tomorrow. After paying for the milk, she then received a few coins in change from the man and then she asked him if she could have a chocolate bar for those few coins (they wouldn’t have covered the cost). He told her she could, ‘just this one time’ and that she should pick whatever she wanted. So she did. Naturally.
Women are pure dumb.Most women believe in feminism ,cause they have been brainwashed.
It’s feminists and their supporters. Women are just fine - it is the superficial who must be exterminated. Those who think their anatomy gives them any edge over anyone are, inevitably, undeserving of life, if only for what they would just as soon subject others to.
Anyone who wants this knowledge must look up the true origin of feminism. Then you will find the enemy, and it isn’t women.
How influential can one people be if they are constantly on the edge of annihilation? I mean, I’d imagine that anti-semitic works fall more under fascism than science. The idea here is to use knowledge against our enemies, not stifle our cause by accepting only what we want to believe.
Secular jews are only as effeminate as all rootless men with too much money and influence. An easy life of financial manipulation and leisure lends one to be a progressive, which is a failure in masculinism.
To paraphrase a saying, Jews are just like women - only more so. Why not insult them too while we’re at it? That’s what this site is for.
THANK you!
A farting orangutan has a better sense of music than her.
Thanks, Miss Depre, for proving to the world that you have nothing at all to offer other than your body, which you played absolutely no role in achieving.
I guess she’d have to charge 4 grand a night to be able to afford all the medications she needs to keep her STD’s in check.
That’s a bit funny. You aren’t insulting Jewish people in general?
Is she really a horse?
I thought jews only screwed cattle.
I listened to that first one. First 12 seconds. What a piece of shit! Christ, what a fucking piece of shit! There is nothing worse than that music. My ears are literally ringing.
Jesus Christ, and I was taught that these bitches were genetically superior to me. I’ll never be a feminist again.
Thank God everyone who joins our cause will believe in what is right from the day they asked, ‘Could my instincts be true?’
The numbers say that feminism is a fad. But that’s just a fact.