A Case Study in Horizontal Success
There’s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that’s by fucking.
The sooner a woman realizes that, the sooner she can begin the lifelong process of self-loathing and delusion that is known as womanhood. But at least she can do it in Versace as an international pop idol or famous lady-author.
When a woman opens her legs, she opens the door to a future of success.
Let’s see an example of this and talk about my new favorite hooker: Eliot Spitzer’s very own Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Who is also my very own Honorary Man of the Month!
Once upon a time — before a massive political scandal, the destruction of a political career, and an outing as a whore so overpriced she made every all-inclusive resort in the world look like a bargain — Ashley Alexandra Dupre had a MySpace page and an aspiring music career.
“I am all about my music and my music is all about me. It flows from what I’ve been through, what I’ve seen and how I feel.” -Dupre’s MySpace page
In line with her musical philosophy, Miss Dupre’s music resembles something you would listen to while spreading $1 bills across the stomach of a Chinese stripper in a pantomime of an ejaculation. That’s the kind of money shot that any girl will appreciate.
Today, Miss Dupre’s strip house single is being played on every radio station across the United States. We men care about our hookers and are interested in their artistic pursuits. There’s nothing strange about that. That’s why the line, “I’m paying my way through art school/med school” always works. As eternal optimists, men believe in women. Even the dumber ones who fuck for two hundred dollars a night instead of a mortgage.
But she didn’t fuck for two hundred a night. She fucked for four thousand! That’s a hell of a living for a horse-faced 22 year old whose only skills are the ones God gave her.
As a man, success comes in great waves. We can see waves of success coming from a mile away and we have ample time to prepare and anticipate with our man brains. We have time to catch the wave and ride it to riches on our indestructible penises. Fuck that’s manly!
To a woman, success comes like getting punched in the vagina in the dark. They have no idea when it’s coming, but one thing’s for sure, if their legs are closed nothing is going to happen.
When opportunity knocks, a woman doesn’t answer the door, she opens her legs.
Abraham Lincoln failed at running for a bunch of political positions before he won the presidency. I don’t remember what they were, but I remember reading them on someone’s refrigerator and I remember being not only impressed by it, but impressed that said person had printed it out on some shitty Xerox paper. The point is, success is a numbers game. When women loosen the drawstring on their vagina, they spin the Wheel of Fortune. Sometimes they win small, like a free house in Des Moines and a free car and two little kids to smother to death. But other times, they win international stardom.
You have to be in it to win it. For women, “it” means “bed”.
Imagine if Divine Brown had had an aspiring music career before blowing Hugh Grant. She might have been in Austin Powers 3 instead of Beyonce. Who can say? I don’t know for a fact, but I would bet $50 on it. Miss Ashley Dupre is now going to have a future bright with success and shiny things and will probably not ever have to fuck for money again. Except that she will because she’s a woman and prostitution is embedded in her whore-DNA.
Just like Jessica Hawn, Kim Kardashian, and the slew of published escort and prostitute bloggers; these hookers should be celebrated. They’re removing the middle man of flowers, drinks, conversation, and pretending to listen to bullshit about golden retrievers for half an hour. Removing the middle man is manly!
I support this whore. You should too.
College Callgirl - “You guys know my feelings on romance (to recap: fuck it)…”
Belle de Jour - To be fair, British girls are all about two steps closer to prostitutes anyway.
Tracy Quan - Not the figure skater, though she probably would wear the outfit for fifty bucks.
More pictures of this hooker.
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March 17th, 2008 at 6:38 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I’m sorry us pagans can’t get into our heads how an effeminate beurocracy filled with our enemies can benefit us, Wolfe.
You’re too old or too privaledged to fucking get it. Feminism doesn’t touch you no matter what you say, because you can buy a wife tommorrow.
March 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e242ba968a9a
@Son of the Suns-
You talk exactly like a schizophrenic… you should honestly seek professional guidance.
@Michael-
You’re awesome.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:01 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Not so much a schizophrenic, Kelly, but he is completely radicalized in his attitude. Now if he became schizophrenic he might become homicidal. He has threatened to kill me multiple times and my final dying request will be he plays a “Tool” song upon my execution :) You have been very brave to post here. Best wishes.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:09 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I’m sorry angels go away.. the devil has my ear today.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e242ba968a9a
“Tool?” ha… I remember them, they were cool, what? 8 years ago? Schizophrenics are not necessarily homicidal either, the majority are harmless. He just goes on about crazy ideas.. I read the thing about him fighting for the Taliban… like when I think “taliban” I think “People who murdered my friend.” like everything he says is extremely bizarre, he has also threatened me too.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 67caec8fb3425
What would you know sweettits?
Cunts are for fukin, thats all folks.
Now back to real dialog.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e242ba968a9a
Now I remember why I stopped posting here, the average IQ is well below 50.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:08 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Violence is the end all be all of power.
Reprobates like manhole and michael and Christers pathetically believe that verbal manipulation and whining and lawyering and petitions are the way to achieve their power - sorry dipshits that’s how the lying little snakes took your rights to begin with.
Waging battle using your enemies strengths is suicide. The Mujahideen don’t line up and fight Western Powers “normally”, they destroy soft targets and then strategically withdrawl.
In parallel we should not argue and whine to a government who is party to our enemies because no one whines and manipulates better than the female and her “male” secular materialist slave.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 22f2febe5a65c
Kelly: SOTS and Commander Scott appear to want to see women in burkah’s and stoned to deaf for minor infractions. Even if this were to occur, men in their world would not be punished in a similar fashion. In short, they want nothing short of women enslavement to men. Were talkin’ serious wacko stuff here. In light of the fact that Master Dick does not hate women, I don’t think he’d go for this.
Doubt will no doubt (haha) collect the stones for SOTS.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Men should be punished for infidelity as harshly as women, I have no hypocracy in me like the cunts. Hitler’s earliest secret police who helped destroy the communists and “free press” and put him into power were infested with adulterous homosexual men and they were arrested and executed en masse and replaced with the SS.
Modern female arrogance is their double standard, they just assume all men are animals and it justifies their right to act like them too. They have sold their souls. Nothing is sacred. It is when these great changes occur in society it is unsaveable and must be destroyed… from within or without. The freedom that faithful Anglo-Saxon males allowed is what left the door wide open for their precious Republic to be perverted, pimped, and irrevocably rotten from the inside out.
Dick is the owner of this site, nothing more. I don’t give a fuck if my opinions are in line with his because in the end all he has to say about the status quo is more wrapped in drunken satire than the passion of a believer - which should anyone from the upperclass actually want to destroy a system in which females go to the highest bidder?
This site is nothing to me but a vehicle to meet like minded allies who just have a feeling that human beings are a pathetic mockery of what they once were, and have nothing to lose in restoring it. If I find a small group of them and can coordinate in reality, why should I give a fuck what happens here?
March 17th, 2008 at 12:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: ab044393caa00
Can you really blame them manhole? Over all women have proven they’re uncapable of handling themselves, let alone other people.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4aad97af48ec6
@son of the suns-
I’m not buying it.
I read the lyrics of that song and it was a good song……I really am sorry for your suffering and your pain.
I think Dick has a ton of passion…
March 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Without question, as time passes, I’ve become more cynical about women. One thing that has helped me deal with this is read some literature which suggests that I’m not alone with this feeling. But I think there are some, if not many, great women out there. As one author (Thomas Ellis) put it though, these women are happily married and the men are happy with them. For this reason, anglo-american women in total do not serve the death penalty. Does someone deserve to die for a crime that they did not commit? I don’t think so. Even further, does someone deserve death for being a bitch? I don’t think so.
I’m not sure what the solution is. But a Jihad, or extreme punishment for minor infractions, I feel is not the solution. I would like to see SOTS and CS use their intelligence and education to try to formulate peaceful solutions. They both are clearly will-spoken individuals, if they are charismatic as well, they could do wonders for “civilized” society without having to shed a drop of blood. Shedding blood is too easy.
March 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: ab044393caa00
Peace is like the golden rule, it only works when everyone agrees to it. However the same bitches you’re defending wouldn’t mind a bit if women were(or are) the ones doing the jihad-ing. There’s no good reason to defend something that wouldn’t do the same for you.
Also I hear the “Not all women are like that” speech too much. Not all bees are equally poisonous but you still wouldn’t chance being stung would you?
March 17th, 2008 at 1:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
I think Bernard Chapin’s description of what it takes to be a man is best for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4r6MNPMeD8
This is great and hysterical.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
I really dont think happily married women who love men for who we are are going to support an islamic (or worse) type of society that SOTS and CS are supporting, where the freedoms that we enjoy in America are greatly curtailed.
You cannot analogize humans to bees. Humans are way up the evolutionary tree and have evolved a cerebral cortex, instead of a small group of neurons, that bees have for a brain. Large brains in humans are wired differently and affected by different kinds of nuture, so there a variability of feelings/emotions among the human population. So humans in they way they behave in personal relationships will be variable and cannot be analogized to the lower brain instinctual act of stinging by a bee. Sure, instinct compels women to seek men with money and men to seek women with a 0.7 waist to hip ratio, but a lot of times, with a lot of couples, feelings beyond this instinct take precedence. I truley believe this.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
Oops. I misunderstood your first paragraph, sorry. I dont think that all happily married women who love men would agree to a radical feminist jihad that curtails the rights of men further— I think a lot of women out there are true equity feminists.
In no way will I ever support a system that does not give equal rights to all individuals, no matter what race or gender they are. I am so lucky to live in America where everybody has equal rights. But again, I really don’t know what to do with the problem of female entitlement, that many, but not all, women seem to have.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: ab044393caa00
About the bees, it’s not that they’re dumb, it’s that they’re still capable of harming you with poison. Even if you think you can survive being poisoned, you still don’t want to see first hand if you can help it, right? Same thing with women, just because it seems she’s not a idiot doesn’t mean she’s not actually one in disguise. and with the idiot to decent woman ratio being so one sided, the chances of being screwed over is so that only fools would take such a chance.
Also, as a american, freedom isn’t what it’s supposed to be.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
Very funny and a great anology here! I just dont think you can exterminate a humans life because of her potential for being a bitch. I think human life is precious. Ive been ignored, snubbed, and thought of as an undateable loser by women, certainly, but it does not mean they deserve the death penalty. Im not saying tha
I wonder if I have a more easy-going view maybe its b/c I try to find other things in life to value than women? I don’t know for sure.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
finishing….sorry…Im not saying that all people who been treated badly by women would want them dead.