3…2…1…We Have Bullshit!
Well they’ve finally gone and done it.
Hoping for the disaster trifecta, NASA has gone ahead and put a woman type in charge of the next space shuttle mission.
I don’t know what alarms me more about this — its recklessness or the fact that it opens the door for a ticker tape parade of raining equality horseshit.
I just got new shoes so probably the latter.
You can read more about this development if you want, by searching for your damn self. And since you’re a man you already knew that. When you do, you might find a quote from a member of a group called Women in Aerospace. At first I thought this was a joke, but I found mention of the group elsewhere so I’ll have to assume it’s not for the moment.
Women is Aerospace is probably a lot like The Polar Bear Club — a group that takes some people and puts them somewhere freezing cold and where they absolutely don’t fucking belong. And right there I’m talking about women and putting them in aerospace. Of course, I’m merely making a man-hypothesis about the groups goals because they probably don’t have a website. I didn’t look for one, but women can’t make webpages; they all end up looking like piñatas or crappy, home-made jewelry e-stores.
The quote goes as follows:
“Now, 22 percent of NASA’s senior executives are women. America’s space industry still has a long way to go in terms of gender equity, but we are way ahead of the rest of the world in recognizing the contributions women can make.”
I know I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. Women set the bar so low it’s like its buried six feet under the damn ground right next to their integrity and their sense of selflessness.
The success of women in aerospace (and any other field if you ask any woman about anything) is measured by the amount of women in aerospace. Just like the success of women in business is measured by the amount of women in business. Successful lovemaking? Yea guess what, women count the minutes up in their heads like magic beans with no thought for quality.
That’s really what we’re talking about here. To women, it’s quantity over quality every day of their lives. Why have just two or three close friends when you can have a dozen that you hate the fuck out of? Why have just two or three pairs of shoes when you can have two dozen that look garish and shitty and make clicky-clack noises at work all fucking day that make your male co-workers want to jump right out the damn window.
Why do these things? Because women just want things to have more of them and for no other reason. Women are an octopus with a sweet tooth let loose in a candy store. In this case, the candy is the dreams of little boys who look up into the sky and someday dream of becoming an astro-man.
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July 20th, 2005 at 5:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: f50f4d9673b5e
Remember what happened the first time they let a woman drive into space? It blew up!
Nowadays everything has to be tried out by men first to make sure it’s all very safe before a woman is allowed to make the trip. You might recall the dangerous situation the Russian space station was in a few years ago. The next astronaur DUE to go up was the female British girl. Then they suddenly discovered that she wouldn’t fit into a Russian space suit!! How convenient!!
So a man went up instead. Now it’s all quite safe again, women have been allowed to go up. Presumably, by some miracle, they now fit the Russian space suits.
November 16th, 2005 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 179da4fbb3c0e
They put a female in charge of a starship and she promptly gets lost !
They are not learning at all.
Another fine example of the sexist women only affirmative action routine.
Wommin cannot get there on their own ability so they pass a law where they have to be included whether they deserve it or not.
November 17th, 2005 at 2:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 637bafa67bded
Trust men to forget about ensuring the woman had clothes to wear. I’d call that a nice little example of ’selective’ inattention. I bet the bozos even considered asking her to hike it to space butt naked. Fucktards. Major.
November 17th, 2005 at 5:03 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
We’re talking about how space shuttles crash when driven by women, and Female wants to change the subject to fashion?
November 17th, 2005 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bbfd32ccef85
Personally, they should design and build their own spacecraft just so they can include
plenty of mirrors and find a special place for the
makeup,
magazines,
flowers,
personal hygiene disposal unit,
Suitcase full of meds,
photos and
ofcourse we must not forget the ever present doilies.
November 18th, 2005 at 3:06 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Most people over the age of 4 are capable of clothing themselves. It is sad that Female reveals that women fall short of this mark. I think she undersells her gender, but perhaps she is right. If so, women need to be coddled far more than I had dreamed.
-Wolfe
November 18th, 2005 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Absolutely Female undersells her gender. She admits so on several other posts — actually going so far as to agree completely with this site. In the end, all women feel contempt and scorn for women as a whole. They know the gender too well to believe otherwise.
-Dick
November 19th, 2005 at 3:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 637bafa67bded
Doilies?
Do you have some?
Do you know where I might find some?
They protect furniture from scratches, did you know?
One can never have enough. I hope they had enough on the space ship.
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Your and idiot, scratch that major idiot. Shut up and quit saying Doilies.
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Might i mention that women being in space doesnt matter. Because a man astronaut was the first to go out there by the name of Neil Armstrong. So ladies sit back and enjoy the dick.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
I know this thread is waaaaaaaay old but I can’t let this pass. Neil Armstrong was NOT the first man to go out there. Granted, it was a man, but his name was Yuri Gagarin, a russian, who circled the earth in his ship, Vostock 1, back in 1961. Armstrong was the first man to set foot on the moon in 1969. However, both of these were remarkable Man-tastic events.
The ladies may now sit back and enjoy the dick but the first dick in space was a russian dick.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0cadd8a5a7f8
Correct, and the first man to fly was a Brazilian named Santos Dumont. I just want the unfanistic Americans here to know.
P Coderch
December 14th, 2007 at 10:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 04de1e4af36c0
Bitch went first.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika
December 14th, 2007 at 11:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d72b08953239
You gotta love the word doilies.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 287b9074dd0a0
And died.