This Steak Is Overly Chartreuse

In my series of things to ask women if you’re looking for a laugh try this one. Ask a woman to define any the following words:

microcosm
oration
definition
equality
APR

Or make up your own! Pull random words from whatever a woman’s saying like I do. The fun in the game isn’t what words you know or use, it’s what words women don’t know, but use anyway. All of them. Every single fucking chance they get.

Women don’t know what words mean because they don’t ever look them up. They don’t look anything up. They treat words like the cuddly little animals they wish were their children. If the word looks cute it must be nice. If the word’s got teeth it isn’t. If the word’s got an ‘m’ you can probably ride it. That’s well and good for the monosyllabic (where women should confine themselves out of decency), but if you ever hear “inchoate” or “iconoclast” in a girl’s voice start running. The sense has just been sucked from the conversation like juice from a piece of delicious jerked beef.

But the answer’s obvious. Women don’t look up words and facts and figures because they’re lazy right? Wrong. There’s always more than meets the eye with women. Unfortunately it’s always uglier than you think. Women are the seven layer bean dip of the damned — plenty to find, none of it pleasing to the palate.

Women don’t look shit up because if they ever did, they would be wading into a pool of logic, reason, and accountability that they want no part of — no matter how shallow. For a woman to learn even the slightest fact through a course of research would be an admission of the whole feminist fallacy of entitlement equality.

No work = Pay

Bullshit. Let’s look at the facts.

A woman’s biggest fear in the world is being wrong. That’s why they act like such raving bitches if they ever catch a man allegedly being wrong. Women are afraid of being wrong like it’s leprosy football. So what’s one way to guarantee that you’re never wrong? Never be right.

Women don’t look shit up or use words the way they’re supposed to be used because they never want to be right. That’s why they never are. Women are wrong statistically pretty much whenever they open their mouths. It’s sad and it’s also a big smoke screen so they can say fancy bullshit like, “Men and women can be friends as long as there is mutual respect at a safe emotional distance.”

Safe emotional distance? Jesus, it’s alphabet soup. If a woman was on fire, her first instinct is to carry on normally and believe that she is not on fire. Oh that’s two more words that women don’t know! Flammable and inflammable.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-24 15:08:57 - IP Man-Hash: b6fbd286905c1

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-24 15:07:05 - IP Man-Hash: b6fbd286905c1

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY! http://www.antimisandry.com

 
Comment by aj
2009-09-29 21:23:50 - IP Man-Hash: 620f00faa7f84

oh oh oh your so right my friend try reading feminist lit – the horror im forced – words like exogamy – which this one author uses… have a different meaning then she intended, she forgot cultural so basically instead of an argument for feminism her whole argument became one which was pro incest – exogamy – bio term basically outbreeding – what she wanted was cultural exogamy – marriage outside your own ethnic or racial group.

 
Comment by Sgt. Reyes
2008-12-04 15:23:11 - IP Man-Hash: 29e6378bcb5c9

If you have any doubts as to this article, try doing what I did. I watched the show “Family Guy” with a woman once who was laughing like a drunken monkey on crack during the show. I finally paused it during a hilarious line from “Stewie” the baby who is somehow the most intellectual of the family, and asked her “Do you understand what he’s saying?”. Her smile and laughter faded and she gave me the puzzled expression and the tilted head. The kind that a dog does when he doesn’t understand a command.

Her stupidity made me laugh harder than if I’d continue watching the show.

- Sgt. Reyes

 
Comment by Karu
2008-04-12 09:54:38 - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90

lalalala said:

Just an observation… but isn’t “being wrong” and “not being right” the same thing?

So if you want to make sure you are never wrong, wouldn’t it make more sense to just make sure you are right?

If you weren’t a woman, it would.

 
Comment by lalalala
2007-12-05 17:06:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8

Just an observation… but isn’t “being wrong” and “not being right” the same thing?

So if you want to make sure you are never wrong, wouldn’t it make more sense to just make sure you are right?

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-05-23 08:50:33 - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f

e v i l e d d y said:

And she’d sue you for sexual harassment for noticing she was hot.

LMAO! Very nice.

 
Comment by e v i l e d d y
2007-05-22 10:46:18 - IP Man-Hash: 8689deeedf41e

And she’d sue you for sexual harassment for noticing she was hot.

 
Comment by Patriachal Oppressor
2005-10-05 17:46:16 - IP Man-Hash: 6420fa09c2213

If said woman was on fire she would be on her own. Dowsing out the fire would violate her ’safe emotional distance’.

 

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