Women Are eStupid
Can I ask a serious question here? How the fuck are women supposed to be equal to men when they can’t harness the communication medium of the 21st century. The typed fucking word?
They can’t. Women can’t email for shit, they can’t do the text messaging each other on the computer thing for shit (I don’t know what that’s called because I’m a man), and they can’t do the text messaging each other on the phone for shit (same reason).
That’s why they do all three of those all the fucking time. They can’t get it right the first time.
How many times, as a man, do you have to fix a 1967 Dodge Charger with a broken fuel pump? Seven times. Once to fix it and six more times to hang out with your man friends and cruise for hot girls.
That’s a joke, but my man point which lies under the joke remains. Men do things the right way the first time and we do them expediently. That’s why we don’t take like a half hour in the sack. It’s because we know what the fuck we’re doing. Women wander aimlessly around the bedroom like they’re lost in a labyrinth of body parts.
“Am I supposed to twist this?”
No! You are not supposed to twist anything! You twist a bottle top. You twist a fucking screwdriver. Noticing a pattern? Twist things that are recyclable, not things that are attached to anyone.
Women can’t write emails for shit. They send them back and forth all day like they’re shopping for useless junk, each one more useless than the last. At first I thought the problem was women and their rampant illiteracy.
I’ve spoken before on this global epidemic. Something like 50% of women are completely illiterate. And I’m not completely sure, but I doubt that stat includes the number of women who can “technically” read, but actually cannot. Let me explain.
Women are like squirrels or chickens. I’ve seen a squirrel ride skis. I’ve seen a chicken play a piano. They both performed their respective tasks like shit and I’m pretty sure neither one knew what in the fuck it was doing, but “technically” they did it. Technically a squirrel can water ski and technically a chicken can play a fucking piano.
Technically women can read.
They completely can’t though. Give a woman a basic reading comprehension test. Let’s say a big red fucking sign that says STOP or a sign that says No Fucking U-Turns! 9 times out of 10 a woman will fail that test. Here’s another basic reading comprehension test for you. Take a woman to dinner and drop a bill in front of her. It’s all Greek to her unless she is!
It was at that point that I thought, ‘I’m a man. Of course the first thing I thought was right.’ And it was. Women can’t email for shit because they can’t read.
It’s not because their primary mode of communication is passive aggression. It’s not because they naturally assume the worst of any tone that isn’t expressly implied by facial signals or vocal intonations. It’s not because women in the workplace face overwhelming pressure and suffer a crippling paranoia. It’s because they can’t fucking read.
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you know the sign at gas stations that say not to leave pumps going unattended?
women failed at that and caused all those explosions a while ago….
Maybe that’s the problem: women trying to teach boys to read. If more women in total (mothers and teachers), are trying to teach little boys to read and the boys aren’t learning, whose fault is that?
Yeah, we all got tired of the ridiculous feminist rantings in our society, and specifically on the (much more numerous) feminist Websites, so we came here. What a crime that men should discuss their experiences, philosophy, and facts about men versus (what we’ve observed were once more intellectually honest and fair-minded) women.
Every woman in the past, and even contemporarily, has exchanged her sex (The Fundamental Female neurosis) for something(s) of value that the man had or would provide on an ongoing basis. In that sense yes, they’re all whores.
You state that you’re tired of our rantings on here, yet mention nothing of the continual feminist rantings through various mediums, and the special demands that women make (gender-specific job openings, equal pay for “equal” work [you need to read Dr. Warren Farrell's "Why Men Earn More" to get up to date on the factual reasons for this one], defining-down of standards for entry into specific jobs [police, fire"fighter," etc]and etc.).
Get a grip? Life is what you make it? Heck, that’s what us men have been trying to get through the female skull for years - that the United States, especially, is a MERITOCRACY, and that as such, rewards shouldn’t be accorded as per female whim, f - e - e - l - i - n - g - s, or “Princess Privilege.”
Wake up!
Going by stats,men are more illiterate than women.Most of you were taught to read by your mother or female teacher. This site is for sissies,not men. Just as there are females,not women…..you are males,not men. Are all your mothers whores,stupid,etc.? Oh,wait…they produced males instead of men. I’m tired of reading the writings of pissed off,angry,cry baby males.Get a grip,life is what you make it. You create your own reality. Real men don’t need your site.
Brilliant manquip.
Neither are we. She’s a woman.
-Dick
LoL!
veriveriteri is my ex-girlfriend; I am not surprised that she still doesn’t get the simple act of communication.
I have no fear of a woman.
You see there shouldn’t be an argument with you at all since you can’t understand what the hell “No women allowed” means.
You are pathetic and don’t make decent conversation. It’s sad that there are women like you in this world. Unfortunately there are plenty dimwits just like you. Once again fuk off…
All this preparation H and this damn hemorrhoid keeps coming back!
gwallan, gwallan, gwallan, whatever shall I do with you? And whatever will Mrs Allan do when she finds out you’ve hit middle age and started to sit on the toilet to pee?
Thankyou for getting my name right for a change. Clearly the repetition in this post will help you in that.
There is no Mrs Allan. My other half uses her own name which bothers me not one jot.
It might shock you but I do sometimes sit on the dunny to piss. I have no problem admitting this. Do you have a point apart from a (snicker)piss weak attempt at ad hominem?
Can you do or say anything else but whinge and tell me to F off Billy? Oh that’s right, you aren’t intelligent enough to actually engage me in conversation and resort to insults to hide your fear.
Another pointless and lame attempt at insulting a man.
Is that all you can do female? You women really have no clue how to make people happy. I’ts just not possible for you are too stupid.
And no we’re not going to give in one day and claim that we like you and want you to stay… So fuck off.
gwallan, gwallan, gwallan, whatever shall I do with you? And whatever will Mrs Allan do when she finds out you’ve hit middle age and started to sit on the toilet to pee?
Perhaps you missed the giant disclaimer on the front page of the site:
NO WOMEN ALLOWED!
-Dick
Yet another failed reading test. Not to mention, simple instructions.
That’s quite descriptive of numerous feminist web sites, fora and blogs around the place. Sauce for the goose and all that stuff.
There are plenty of warm and cosy “women’s only” spaces out there for the strong, independent, feisty woman. Unfortunately the universe couldn’t give a fuck about warm and cosy or strong, independant and feisty. So if you come here we give you a dose of the real universe and a dose of your own medicine to boot.
There’s plenty of tree houses around that are for girls only. Piss off to one of them.
And read the sign on your way out.
NO GURLS ALOUD
Now, now. Opposites attract.
I must call you on this..
Women and integrity don’t belong in the same sentence.
Look at all that feminine integrity. At least wait more than 24hrs before you renege, damn woman.
Wait a minute.. if you don’t want women here, then why do you keep addressing us? You just like making provoking comments under the safe umbrella of rhetoric?
So wasn’t vvt astromuffzoid?
Hey, where did the quote go? It’s bloody Fem isn’t it. Should have known.
Let’s try that again.
Good.
You were only here to “pick up? anyway.
Ahhhh, that’s better.
Good.
You were only here to “pick up” anyway.