Men. The Safe Sex Sex.
I was reading an interesting book this week called “Freakonomics”. I’m a man so I try to read as much as one book a week. Women do something similar except instead of MacBeth it’s McCall’s and instead of Satre it’s Seventeen. Just like you are what you eat, you are what you read; and women are disposable trash that you can pick up in the grocery line or the street corner. Either way it’s the same price.
The book “Freakonomics” posed the interesting theory that crime took a downfall in the 90’s because of legalized abortions fifteen years earlier. That got me to thinking.
Unwanted babies cause crime? Maybe. I’ll bite on that. If that’s the case then unwanted babies are probably unplanned babies, and unplanned babies come from unprotected sex. Now who’s fault is it that people are having unprotected sex?
Women. Unprotected sex is 100% women’s fault.
There is no fucking reason — no reason at all — that it should even be possible to have unprotected sex in our day and age. The odds of having an unplanned baby should be one in a billion. In fact every child born that isn’t planned for should be the next Jesus Christ, because the last time I checked a billion to one covers the court’s definition of impossible.
The only reason that any fetus is ever aborted is because of a woman — a woman who is too lazy and too dumb to put on a raincoat when it’s raining men.
Let me put it this way. If the police find a meth lab in your house, guess who goes to prison. If Chevron finds oil under your house, guess who gets a big fat retirement check. If someone finds a delicious turkey in your oven, guess who gets the praise for it.
That’s right it’s you. You go to prison, you get the check, you get a big honey glazed pat on the back. However, if it’s a woman’s house and a woman’s oven and someone finds a big unwanted bun in it, guess whose fault it is. Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
Fuck that.
Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world for the same reason that everyone laughs at you when you’re hung over. Because you knew exactly what would happen you dumb shit and you did it anyway. Thinking any differently is like hosting a frat kegger and then being surprised when your house is fucking destroyed.
Have any opinion on abortion you want. Hell write a book on it and call it “Freakonomics 2″; you’re a man and that’s your right as a man. Rest assured, however, that women caused the fucking probably in the first place. You’re simply doing them a courtesy by spending your valuable man-time on it at all.
To every man who’s ever paid for an abortion, completely masculine kudos to you. You’re more responsible than the awful mother you bailed out and you’re a thousand times more generous with yourself than Mother Theresa. It’s funny, women are first in line to claim ownership of their bodies, but once the payments start stacking up, they’re willing to sell some stock.
That’s called integrity. No integrity.
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Comment by Happy
2008-08-29 09:58:40 – IP Man-Hash: 57616ef9eab06
Women do read, Im one of over 80 female students in my medical school class. Do you think we read seventeen there?
All window dressing, better you present yourself, the more you can rip off from a man later.
If you all think guys are so great and women are so stupid and incapable of anything, then why don’t you just fuck eachother? Go off in your own little ignorant world and talk your bullshit and suck eachothers dicks. NO ONE WOULD MISS YOU!!!
Because we don’t have to LIKE you to fuck you.
Why don’t you women get that.
A man doesn’t even need to know your NAME.
The entire WHORE / PORN industry proves it.
Men are not required to WORSHIP you – to fuck you.
Snap out of it, dummy.
We can even like you and fuck you but living with you is impossible to any man that wants to keep his self respect.
You know its amazing how many women you have to explain this do.
“I DON’T need to like you to fuck you…. but I DO need to like you to want a relationship with you, live with you, and spend time with you”.
Women think its all BACKWARDS.
They think “if he fucks me he must Like me, and because he fucked me, that means he should want a relationship too. Why wont he call me again THAT FUCKING ASSSHOLE!!!!!!”
Insane.
And we’re dogs if we don’t become slaves because she ‘allowed’ us to fuck them once. Daft as monkies and often just as cute.
And you say we’re the ones who change the subject?? I don’t beleive I mentioned once anything about liking or disliking women in order to fuck them. I said if you think men are so great then why don’t you fuck eachother then? You’re probably all 5′1 and 110Ibs and a little salty because you can’t handle a REAL woman, and you have to degrade them to make yourselves feel better. You’re probably not even accepted by REAL men in the REAL world. It’s 2009, wake the fuck up!
Nobody gives a fuck what you mentioned or how you perceive the answer.
Stop pretending that men somehow owe you a reply that meets with your approval.
Who fucking brainwashed you?????
I am 6′2″ and 215 pounds. And I can handle a whore just fine thanks.
A real woman??
What the fuck is that???
We don’t need to degrade women.
Women degrade THEMSELVES.
And they will go out of their way to do it.
Whenever a woman says “you can’t handle a real woman” she always forgets to say SHE IS A REAL WOMAN. Its as if WOMEN don’t even know what a “real woman” is.
Now go slip another 2 fingers in your ass.
This is never gonna get you laid.
hahaha i find it really funny that as i look through these ridiculous articles that you are in every one. How is it that you get laid and handle a woman just fine when you’re always infront of a computer waiting for someone to post something so that you can reply?
And you think you’re a REAL man?
I’m pretty sure you don’t even know what that is.
I am a REAL WOMEN in COLLEGE and i am doing something with my life that most “MEN” aren’t even doing.
And I’m not trying to get laid becaue i’m not a whore.
So how about you get your lotion ready because i KNOW your hand is the only thing you get action from.
I am frequently in front of a computer thats how I have been making a living – trading stocks and such – for the least several years.
What is A real man?? That’s an easy one.
A HUMAN MALE.
You stupid cunts are so fucked up and arrogant in the head you think a ‘real man” must always have something to do with YOU.
Like he should be out there chasing pussy instead of pursuing OTHER things with his life.
Well guess what, cunt.
It always mays a man MUCH better to pursue OTHER things with his life. ANYTHING BUT WOMEN. If a man focusses on pursuing ANYTHING BUT WOMEN it will pay off much better than chasing HER.
And remind yourself when a man jerks off, his fantasies will ALWAYS go the way HE wants them to.
NO MAN EVER SAYS THAT ABOUT HIS BITCH.
Aint that right sugartits.
Now why would that be????????
When men pursue anything but worthless cunts like this women will practically THROW their vagina at you.
No pursuing women required.
That’s the fucking truth. Amen to that.
If the average American man doesn’t get married he will have $350,000 more by the time he is 50. Thats a better pay off than any fucking wife.
A “real man” would NEVER fucking get married to ANY Ameriskank. Thats for SURE.
http://nomarriage.com
Many young men drop $200 EASILY when they go out for pussy. Movie dinner. Parking valet. Drinks. A new shirt. And the bitch actually thinks she reserves the right to say “no” until he takes her out and pays for MORE?????
That’s what hookers do.
If a man wants a hooker he would be more rewarded to HIRE ONE. Whos job it is to say “yes”. To come over and give him WHAT he wants WHEN he wants it and the bitch is not going home until HE is satisfied.
How many dates, wives and girlfriends are that interested in getting a man off for all the BULLSHIT they expect men to invest in them???????
Fucking ZERO.
Professional whores are more fulfilling.
Any man can get one of those.
I respect professional whores, hookers, sluts and tramps because they are women who don’t pretend they are not whores, hookers, sluts and tramps. All women love to be treated like prostitutes. Its the ones who actually care about getting you off that are worth it.
You don’t pay a whore to fuck you.
You pay her to leave.
So you can get on with other shit that MATTERS.
These fucking guys who go out for 5 hour dates and dinners and sit there and listen to her talk.. jesus fucking christ. Dont these guys have anything better to do with their time????
I can make $1000 in 5 hours.
And I din’t even have to take my clothes off or leave my house. Because I am a man.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Your “opinions” and every article on this site are complete and utter ignorance. It is just as ignorant as racism.
This website is dedicated to BITCHING about women.
Cry me a fucking river. You wouldnt be here if it was’t for a man AND a woman.
You are not worth my time or energy because you’re the one who is obviously brainwashed. I hope you fall in love someday, and she breaks your heart because of the way you think of women. Or wait..this probably already happened and that’s what you’re mad about.
But i hope you feel a little bit taller and sleep a little better and feel a little more like a man because you started an arguement with an 18 year old girl.
Rot in Hell.
The only difference between sex for money and sex for free….. is sex for free costs a hell of alot more.
Jesus fucking Christ cant these cuntwhores come up with anything else???
http://www.dumpyourwifenow.com/2007/03/01/the-anti-male-shaming-tactic s-catalog/
http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/
• You have a small dick
• you cant get laid
• You’re just bitter
blah blah blah……
Dump that bitch.
Why do women say fucked up shit like “because of the way you think about women”.?????
If a woman wants a man to think of her as “SPECIAL” it isn’t up to HIM…. its gonna be up to HER.
Lazy twats.
“YOU THINK OF WOMEN THIS WAY!!!! FUCK YOU THEN!!!!”
Why are you any different????
Or are you just incapable of proving it.
Fuck off whores.
Men are allowed to think of women any way we want. If women have a problem with what men THINK (you nazi scum bitches) then you had better see a fucking shrink for that.
I sentence that bitch to run over to youtube and listen to 101 man hours of Tom Leykis. If she likes me, she’s gonna LOVE him.
I sentence that bitch to 101 man hours of listening to Tom Leykis on u-toob. This website is a fucking walk in the park joke compared to that.
I sentence that bitch to wake the fuck up. She says she 18 and a “real woman”. What, for like an hour?
Wait till she finds out out “real woman” actually means “life support system for a vagina.”
18 year olds who aren’t even personally responsible adults yet for a YEAR OF THEIR LIVES are going to pretend to know what a “real man” is while claiming to be a real woman?
I suppose a man should wait until she is 19 and enjoyed some good anal before pointing and laughing at her.
OK, I’ll stop.
Another by product of feminism. Children are actually encouraged to think they are adults. There is no substitute for experience.
Too bad children (and “real” women) are never encouraged to BEHAVE like adults.
They are only encouraged to THINK they are adults.
That’s where “real women” like this one comes from.
Every fucking woman THINKS she is “mature”, a “mutli-tasker”, a “real woman” and god knows what else without giving it any thought whatsoever.
If feminism the reason for that, then feminism will excuse me if I fart it its face.
I’ll join you in farting too……Gone for the night, hopefully, bloody insomnia.
Multi-tasking is a fable, turning on a washing machine, a dishwasher and the TV isn’t multi tasking. On a serious note, those that try, work faster pay attention to one job, that way you might do it correctly and on time. On time being the reason I suspect women actually try to multi-task, trying to catch up on the time they’ve wasted chatting all morning.
…so let me get this straight; somewhere out there is a woman who broke your heart, sat around your house and spent your money, cheated on you, demanded that you lavished her with gifts and refused to have sex with you– yet managed to abort your young… that chick deserves the award for Player of The Year! You spineless idiot, you deserved what you got. And if it was more than one woman who did these things to you, well that makes you even more pathetic. Continue steeping in your infantile anger, you gullible idiot.
its not possible for there to be 100% protected… and it can be the man OR woman’s fault… not just woman i think you need a example…. heres one…. what if the mans condom breaks??? whos fault is it THEN?!?!!
just think about what u are going to hey before you say it… and by the way you cant be blaming woman for ANYTHING… its no fair…
Well if the man’s condom breaks, it’s probably lacking lubrication. And since most condoms come lubricated, but come off after some time, maybe the woman should be wet.
And with birth control.. enough said.
Women do read, Im one of over 80 female students in my medical school class. Do you think we read seventeen there?
But are you the one of over 80 that will use your medical school for more than 5 years after you graduate?
Ever wonder why so many doctors are foreign? Its because vapor-locks like yourself tie up the good seats in medical school through unconstitutional quotas and scholarships and then quit after you find some sucker to leach off.
I bet you money you don’t use your medical school knowledge for anything other than trying to land a husband.
shut the fuck up, i’m never getting married, i’m never having kids and why? so i don’t bring another person into this fucked up world that’s doomed anyway
Great anger is displayed in women who refuse to carry out their primary function. It causes breast cancer too.
ahaha, fair enough. That’s probably why i’m so fucked up anyway but would you really want another mother like me getting married and having children? I think i’m benifitting mankind!
Heather, since I am opposed to marrying myself, of course I am fine with you not marrying. How much do you weigh?
Yes we think you read 17. We also think it is a waste to have women in medical school. A majority of you take up space, never become doctors, and a majority of those that do leave the profession after 5 years. If you are not going to be a doctor for life, get the fuck out and leave it to men that will be.
Detached..EXACTLY. I had started to write my comment than read yours.
Heather, if it doesn’t apply to you why the fuck are you upset?
Heather, gotta pic and how much do you weigh?
All the flaming aside, and back to the article; Some girl I was sure would be my obedient wife one day got pregnant, earlier than I had planned. You know, like before I had earned enough money to buy a house, a couple of cars, a pedigree rottweiler (otherwise known as ‘an alarm system that saves you the trouble of calling the police’), and all that shit.
Anyway, SHE didn’t want the baby – I had no choice, apparently. Nearly 10 years later, I’m still trying to recover. All because she was too dense to take a simple pill once a day.
Instead I have to, only they’re called ‘antidepressants’ instead of ‘birthcontrol’ now.
So, sob story, I know… if you’re female. If you’re allowed to be here, that should just be a little warning to physically shove the stupid pill down her throat every day; like you give a cat a worm pill if need be.
Oh wait, there are laws against violence…
Haha. My mom has a 175 I.Q.
I don’t know one woman that does not read, she would never read a book called “freakonomics.”
Yeah, right. Freakonomics is an excellent book but you’re too fucking stupid to know it. 175 IQ my ass. Guess you got your fathers genes.
My IQ is 175.99.
Nicholson said it best.
A new electronic device designed by a student at London’s Brunel University reminds women about taking their birth control pills.
The ‘Remember’ device also advises users what to do if they have forgotten to take their pill.
It continually predicts the user’s current level of protection and glows red if it is too low.
The pill is more than 99% effective against pregnancies, but research suggests 70% of women forget to take one a month, and 10% forget it at least four times.
Remember reminds women when it’s time to take the pill with alerts like an alarm, a light and a vibrate mode. The longer you don’t take the pill, the quicker and louder the alerts will sound.
Inventor Lai Chiu Tang says, “I had heard and read so much about the massive consequences of simply forgetting to take a pill that I began thinking about ways of reminding women. But after further research I discovered that forgetting to take the pill was only part of the problem. Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?
- Let me repeat that last sentence;
“Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?
- So, If I’m reading this right, women are aware that sometimes they miss a pill, but fail to realise that doing so leaves them unprotected?
- What was it now, something about women and cause-and-effect….
I think the reason they might not realize is the fact that, depending on the dose and type of your pill (certainly not the mini-pills though), you can miss one or maybe two pills in a certain amount of time and still be protected.
What I don’t realize is how you can FORGET TO TAKE SUCH AN IMPORTANT FUCKING PILL!
I love the IP Man Hash.
Female, you have got to be one of the dumbest women on the internet.
-Dick
Ahem. Your IP Man-hash is revealing; you used it as early as Oct 2nd, contemporaneously with your other posts from your other IP[s].
Total masculine kudos to Dick for implementing those: it preserves privacy but also lets us know when women are playing silly games.
-wolfe.
Who cares, just another cretin.
How do you know I’m the same Female as before?
Dan, I love that you predicted that. Of course you were right because you’re a man. Female has been all over the site and the forums since this dialogue transpired.
-Dick
Please feel free to use the list which is pretty much common knowlege for most guys. Women on the other hand are clueless about their own actions.
Bullshit…she promised she’d leave before but she’s still here. BTW, Geeza, awesome list. Very concise and very true.
Ding Dong the bitch is dead. Nice one Geeza. You’ve exorcized the she-demon.
-Dick
You forgot ‘walking out’, bye.
Geeza, that’s so mantastic it needs to be in the forums.
-Dick
You were able to refute but didnt?
No female, you did what women normally do:
A FEMALE GUIDE TO DEBATING WITH A MALE
Stage 1: Turn the discussion into an argument
Stage 2: Change the subject when losing an argument
Stage 3: Never admit to losing an argument even when you’ve lost
Stage 4: Throw insults, call him gay, joke about his penis size etc.
Stage 5: Throw the nearest item at him, saucepans, table lamps etc
Stage 6: Cry
You’re already upto stage 3, so whats next?