Men. The Safe Sex Sex.
I was reading an interesting book this week called “Freakonomics”. I’m a man so I try to read as much as one book a week. Women do something similar except instead of MacBeth it’s McCall’s and instead of Satre it’s Seventeen. Just like you are what you eat, you are what you read; and women are disposable trash that you can pick up in the grocery line or the street corner. Either way it’s the same price.
The book “Freakonomics” posed the interesting theory that crime took a downfall in the 90’s because of legalized abortions fifteen years earlier. That got me to thinking.
Unwanted babies cause crime? Maybe. I’ll bite on that. If that’s the case then unwanted babies are probably unplanned babies, and unplanned babies come from unprotected sex. Now who’s fault is it that people are having unprotected sex?
Women. Unprotected sex is 100% women’s fault.
There is no fucking reason — no reason at all — that it should even be possible to have unprotected sex in our day and age. The odds of having an unplanned baby should be one in a billion. In fact every child born that isn’t planned for should be the next Jesus Christ, because the last time I checked a billion to one covers the court’s definition of impossible.
The only reason that any fetus is ever aborted is because of a woman — a woman who is too lazy and too dumb to put on a raincoat when it’s raining men.
Let me put it this way. If the police find a meth lab in your house, guess who goes to prison. If Chevron finds oil under your house, guess who gets a big fat retirement check. If someone finds a delicious turkey in your oven, guess who gets the praise for it.
That’s right it’s you. You go to prison, you get the check, you get a big honey glazed pat on the back. However, if it’s a woman’s house and a woman’s oven and someone finds a big unwanted bun in it, guess whose fault it is. Somehow in the world of women and their crappy magic math, it’s 50% your fault.
Fuck that.
Women are to blame for every unwanted baby and every abortion in the world for the same reason that everyone laughs at you when you’re hung over. Because you knew exactly what would happen you dumb shit and you did it anyway. Thinking any differently is like hosting a frat kegger and then being surprised when your house is fucking destroyed.
Have any opinion on abortion you want. Hell write a book on it and call it “Freakonomics 2″; you’re a man and that’s your right as a man. Rest assured, however, that women caused the fucking probably in the first place. You’re simply doing them a courtesy by spending your valuable man-time on it at all.
To every man who’s ever paid for an abortion, completely masculine kudos to you. You’re more responsible than the awful mother you bailed out and you’re a thousand times more generous with yourself than Mother Theresa. It’s funny, women are first in line to claim ownership of their bodies, but once the payments start stacking up, they’re willing to sell some stock.
That’s called integrity. No integrity.
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November 3rd, 2005 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
“How hilarious that what you men really can’t seem to stand about my posts is my use of ‘colourful’ language.”
I find gratuitous cursing that individually insults human beings is not a good thing. Note how 95% of Dick’s use of the F-word (or others) is for stylistic effect. Note also that he writes very well without using it. The remaining 5% is almost always in response to someone violating the terms of service of the site or (and?) repeatedly cursing herself.
[b]You[/b] and your ilk, on the other hand, came on these boards cursing up a storm and repeatedly insulting everything from people’s sexuality to their intelligence to their genital size. That just might not be the way to win friends and influence people.
Geeza’s quite right; you do move the goalposts around in a ludicrous fashion. Dick’s also quite right to invoke Godwin’s law. All I’ll say is that you can go peruse this comment in response to another of your gratuitously insulting posts (as well as what you say here). http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=201#201
-Wolfe.
November 4th, 2005 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 80b0e5f44308d
” If men in the Western world reverted to acting like gentlemen and treating women like ladies with respect, then maybe we wouldn’t have to be so ‘tough’ anymore? We all know men aren’t going to do that, so don’t expect us to change too far from our current position either.”
Yes, umm!!!
Wolfe reflected on this point as well. Interesting non-sensical argument as usual from the above.
We have the history of women treating Men as if we were persona-non-grata eg. “All men are bastards”. This statement was aimed at all males, regardless of his background, aimed at even the most humble, caring, intelligent males on the planet.
Males that have spent their lives futhering medicine, science and technology that benefited everyone.
Men have had this haranguing for 40 years from that sex, no relenting, no change, no reflection and no apology.
Now, women demand that we treat them with respect.
A little too late, me thinks.
November 4th, 2005 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
“I tell you, women move the goal posts around to suit their arguments so often that their goal posts will often end up outsite the stadium and in the parking lot.” yeah, where they belong. Most men’s sport is tediously boring, and what is with american football? That is just ridiculous. Could they possibly fit anymore body armour on. What is the point of the game if you are so protected? They should replace the ball with a grenade, then it would get interesting. You guys should all sign up.
And wolfe, pray tell, where exactly is my post about genital size?
November 4th, 2005 at 4:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 80b0e5f44308d
“I tell you, women move the goal posts around to suit their arguments so often that their goal posts will often end up outside the stadium and in the parking lot.”
Well said Geeza, copying men is all wommin want to do.
They dress like men, try to drink like men, try to drive like men, try to play like men, want to play sport like men.
They really are pathetic, what was once a recognized gender wallowing in mediocrity is now an imitation of our sex without the dignity, honour and trustworthiness that distinguishes men, instead they are inbred with shallowness, totally selfish and a lost their identity.
November 4th, 2005 at 4:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
“Most men’s sport is tediously boring”
The only time any sporting event needs to be moved from a stadium into a parking lot is when women ‘try’ to play them, because hardly anyone is interested in watching them.
Must be because womens sporting events are just too exciting to watch eh?
November 4th, 2005 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
By the way female, thank you for proving my point once again. My post was about how often women change the subject when they are losing an argument. It had nothing to do with sports, male or female.
But lo and behold…………you did it again, shooting off into a complete tangent.
November 4th, 2005 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
That was due to boredom Geeza, not inability to refute.
November 4th, 2005 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
You were able to refute but didnt?
No female, you did what women normally do:
A FEMALE GUIDE TO DEBATING WITH A MALE
Stage 1: Turn the discussion into an argument
Stage 2: Change the subject when losing an argument
Stage 3: Never admit to losing an argument even when you’ve lost
Stage 4: Throw insults, call him gay, joke about his penis size etc.
Stage 5: Throw the nearest item at him, saucepans, table lamps etc
Stage 6: Cry
You’re already upto stage 3, so whats next?
November 4th, 2005 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Geeza, that’s so mantastic it needs to be in the forums.
-Dick
November 4th, 2005 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
You forgot ‘walking out’, bye.
November 4th, 2005 at 6:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Ding Dong the bitch is dead. Nice one Geeza. You’ve exorcized the she-demon.
-Dick
November 4th, 2005 at 7:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Bullshit…she promised she’d leave before but she’s still here. BTW, Geeza, awesome list. Very concise and very true.
November 5th, 2005 at 5:49 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
Please feel free to use the list which is pretty much common knowlege for most guys. Women on the other hand are clueless about their own actions.
November 19th, 2005 at 3:32 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Dan, I love that you predicted that. Of course you were right because you’re a man. Female has been all over the site and the forums since this dialogue transpired.
-Dick
November 19th, 2005 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 637bafa67bded
How do you know I’m the same Female as before?
November 19th, 2005 at 4:12 am - IP Man-Hash: c9cb0bd1799fa
Who cares, just another cretin.
November 19th, 2005 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Ahem. Your IP Man-hash is revealing; you used it as early as Oct 2nd, contemporaneously with your other posts from your other IP[s].
Total masculine kudos to Dick for implementing those: it preserves privacy but also lets us know when women are playing silly games.
-wolfe.
November 19th, 2005 at 11:26 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
I love the IP Man Hash.
Female, you have got to be one of the dumbest women on the internet.
-Dick
June 13th, 2006 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
A new electronic device designed by a student at London’s Brunel University reminds women about taking their birth control pills.
The ‘Remember’ device also advises users what to do if they have forgotten to take their pill.
It continually predicts the user’s current level of protection and glows red if it is too low.
The pill is more than 99% effective against pregnancies, but research suggests 70% of women forget to take one a month, and 10% forget it at least four times.
Remember reminds women when it’s time to take the pill with alerts like an alarm, a light and a vibrate mode. The longer you don’t take the pill, the quicker and louder the alerts will sound.
Inventor Lai Chiu Tang says, “I had heard and read so much about the massive consequences of simply forgetting to take a pill that I began thinking about ways of reminding women. But after further research I discovered that forgetting to take the pill was only part of the problem. Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?
- Let me repeat that last sentence;
“Lots of women didn’t know what to do after missing a pill or, worse still, didn’t even realise they may be unprotected.â€?
- So, If I’m reading this right, women are aware that sometimes they miss a pill, but fail to realise that doing so leaves them unprotected?
- What was it now, something about women and cause-and-effect….
June 13th, 2006 at 4:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 8f5fa079b338a
Nicholson said it best.