Women Comment Here Because They Want to Fuck Me.
Women are forbidden from this entire site. They’re forbidden from reading the articles here. They’re forbidden from commenting here. And most of all, they are forbidden from sending me bitchy emails about either of those rules.
So why the fuck do they?
The reason why they’re forbidden is simple: women do not have the man-brain capacity to understand the truth, which is what this site is. Trying to fit the answers these articles contain into a woman’s head is like trying to put ten pounds of shit in a one pound bag. You just end up breaking the poor, pretty little bag and getting shit all over the place.
Women can’t help themselves from reading these articles and posting responses to them — and then emailing me about it like they did something fucking good — because uncontrollably and inescapably they all want to fuck me.
It’s simple logic really. Every woman who comments starts out by insulting every woman I’ve ever been involved with — the implication being that she is better than them and that I should give women another chance, vis a vis her.
That’s like wearing something hot and getting way too drunk at a bar. It’s asking to get fucked whether she knows it or not.
Or they insult my penis size. That’s obvious reverse psychology; a reverse psychology so simplistic and backwards — so single-minded and rife with failure that it could only come from the mind of a woman.
“Your penis is small! P.S. Prove me wrong! Why the fuck else would I put my actual email address into the comment box of a website where I’m not welcome?”
P.S. Shut the fuck up.
Women respect a man’s ability to treat women like they deserve to be treated: like crap. It’s not something they can help, it’s biology. It’s why women like men who have shitloads of money — that means a better and more comfortable survival for them. It’s why women like men with nice shoes and nice cars — it means more money. Women like men who treat women poorly because listening to women and respecting their opinion is the only sure-fire way known to man (besides opening a restaurant) to lose the one thing women treasure most: money.
What I’m saying is that all the women who participate in this site are hookers; not the money kind of hookers either, but the attention kind. I’ll let you decide which is worse.
Trick question! They’re one in the same.
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January 26th, 2007 at 8:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
a spy
January 27th, 2007 at 1:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Good thing feminists aren’t capable of parthenogenesis, try and wish as they might. Armies of broodlings would engulf us.
- Activ - Reasons (Radio Edit)
January 29th, 2007 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f6da53e577775
if you read this reply you are gay.
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June 17th, 2007 at 12:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7e832394b295a
haha
get laid dick
….yes i am a woman
yes i would like to fuck you.
June 17th, 2007 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5328c22354d9c
You’ll fuck anyone.
June 17th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Just the mention of the word ‘fuck’ and her panties started creaming like a bottle of Jergens.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:42 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
I know you would, Opal.
-Dick
June 18th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd
what the hell.. I can’t see any words in there… :(
June 21st, 2007 at 6:28 am - IP Man-Hash: dcf90cb0dcfe1
The provider of the sperm.
July 10th, 2007 at 8:05 am - IP Man-Hash: d24dd61108133
Dick, my husband will be awfully upset, so don’t tell him about us, ok?
July 10th, 2007 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Another loonie for the loinies we have us?
You need prozac like I need a new pressure bearing. Damned stagnant traffic.
- Larry Heard feat. Mr. White - The Sun Can’t Compare
July 10th, 2007 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
Another loonie for the loinies we have us?
You need prozac like I need a new pressure bearing. Damned stagnant traffic.
- Larry Heard feat. Mr. White - The Sun Can’t Compare
What?
July 10th, 2007 at 8:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
*gag*
July 29th, 2007 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: d257a3092157b
I am gay.
July 29th, 2007 at 6:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 48e0f6600996e
Welcome to the site, Mr. Slater. Though I am not gay, I was quite pleased to see your reply. This is not a gay-bashing site, and I’d just like to you know that there is a high possibility that simon’s real name is Simone.
Women are devious creatures that consider backstabbing as no different to giving a hug. As you should know, women hate their friends, and they love to befriend gays. I guess that is why women are so anti-gay.
July 29th, 2007 at 7:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: d257a3092157b
I’m not gay, I just thought it would be funny to reply with that statement.
July 29th, 2007 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 48e0f6600996e
Oh no, I’ve been self-owned.
July 29th, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Happens to the best of us.
Precisely.
July 29th, 2007 at 10:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0fe82e7c22d4
“Women respect a man’s ability to treat women like they deserve to be treated: like crap. It’s not something they can help, it’s biology. It’s why women like men who have shitloads of money — that means a better and more comfortable survival for them. It’s why women like men with nice shoes and nice cars — it means more money. Women like men who treat women poorly because listening to women and respecting their opinion is the only sure-fire way known to man (besides opening a restaurant) to lose the one thing women treasure most: money.” - Dick
This is absolutely brilliant. I’ve never thought of it that way.
The provider of the sperm.
Enya, congradulations: you have just come to the realization that you are a “host”.