Civil Servants, Civil Safety Hazzards
It was Tuesday recently and as I like to do on Tuesdays I spent the evening on my porch with a fine cigar and a glass of that Rare Kentucky Bourbon. I was attempting to light my cigar with the entire book of matches because I had seen someone do that recently only to find that matches are more combustible than they look.
Thankfully, I was completely unharmed. However, after I stomped out the book of matches and a trash can fire I found myself thinking:
If I had just caught the house on fire, would I feel safe knowing that there’s a 2% chance my rescue could be blundered by a lady fireman?
Absolutely not, I decided. Absolutely not.
Men are better than women at being firemen and policemen and any other job that ends in “men” for obvious reasons. Men are stronger with their muscles and faster with their feet. What else do we need to prove that, especially for these two jobs — some kind of built in hose or gun?
I think we all know I’m talking about the penis there.
The point is that it’s so obvious, it’s painfully obvious. And when I say painful, I mean to the thousands of people out there who have suffered for a lack of strength, speed, or quick, rational thinking during a crisis. Sure, there’s a test women have to pass in order to meet the “minimum requirement” of strength and agility, but let me tell you what my problem with that is.
There’s a test.
The only test we men need in this instance is our good old man-reason. That’s how we make the top-notch decisions that we do in matters of mere seconds — even when we aren’t under pressure to do so, and sometimes without even thinking at all. It’s instinct. If a lady cop were to get punched in the face, our man-reason tells us that she wouldn’t be able to take it as well as a real cop. Same with a lady fireman.
Also, can you see a lady fireman throwing two burning children over her shoulders and carrying them out of a pet store? No. But I bet you can see a woman throwing two legs over the side of an arm chair and taking a snooze at three in the afternoon. Too bad they don’t have a test for that.
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My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
but he didn’t burn his own house down, right?
he took care of those matches, made sure his house didn’t get on fire.
so wtf are you all blabbering about, you too dick, why even respond to retarded sentences ?:/
This thread is close to two years old, Chris.
But you are correct nonetheless.
Nicole saying you wouldnt feel safe is not saying you wouldnt let a women help you.
Posting ill thought out crap like that reallly supports the views posted on this website. By all means try and defend yourselves but all your doing is digging an allready deep hole deeper.
Well… isn’t this article true…?
The quotes:
“Why wouldn’t I let a woman help me? ”
And:
“would I feel safe knowing that there’s a 2% chance my rescue could be blundered by a lady fireman? Absolutely not.”
Are very contradicting. Make up youre mind Dick.
Once again we have women posting where they shouldn’t. Ladies, please read the rules: “No Women Allowed”. As for your ad hominem attacks on Dick (above), it’s painfully obvious that you have no intention of addressing the points he made in a well-written and reasoned article. The fact is, women can’t compete in a man’s world, especially where brawn and physical skill are needed. That’s why we have Women’s PGA and Women’s boxing and Women’s tennis and even Women’s billiards. And, of course, affirmative action. You all know this and resent it. It eats at you so much that when a brilliant and honest man like Dick points it out (not to you since you’re not allowed on this site) you attack his intelligence, sexuality, and any other irrelevancies that occur to you. I suggest you try to face the obvious the way a man does; with courage, honesty and intelligence.
Why wouldn’t I let a woman help me? The only thing funny here is yours and Nicole’s reading comprehensions. How many languages did you two go through before you learned English?
-Dick
It would be ironic for you to die because of your inability to allow a woman to help you. This is why Nicole’s comment is hilariously funny. If you can’t laugh at the irony involved in death it is probably because you are scared of it.
I don’t think the loss of life in any way is funny, Nicole. It’s a sad state of affairs to see women as a whole represented by such a thoughtless and spiteful girl.
Sadly, it’s also completely accurate.
-Dick
HAHAHA
I can picture it now, Dick stupidly sets his house on fire, then refuses the help of a qualified firewoman instead claiming that he is better at putting out fires because he has a ‘built in hose’. He then attempts to put out the fire with his 2 inch stump of a hose, but of course instead he burns the whole thing off.
Equally hilarious would be him attempting to stop a mugger by pissing on him rather than the handy female police officer using her actual gun.
There is no end to your stupidity Dick.
Look, tess, you’re completely wrong — like most women all the time.
If I were to say a calculator can do math better than a retarded and fat chimpanzee, would that make me “against” retarded chimpanzees?
No it wouldn’t. It’s the same thing except men are the calculators and women are retarded chimpanzees.
-Dick
Oh yes u call that not being “against women” u sound like a complete idiot. Obvouisly one women in your sad life has done u wrong so your taking it out on the rest of the sex. Your very sad everything u say is full of shit. Get a fucking life and stop putting down women.
tess,
I’m not “against women”. I don’t know why you crazy broads keep repeating that. I’m just stating the obvious. That men are better than women at everything and that women are walking, talking, barley-literate catastrophes.
-Dick
You sound like a very sad lonely man, who couldn’t get a woman in your whole life, so you take it out on the whole sex. Your absolutely digusting. Without women you wouldn’t even exist you idiot! You need to get a life and if your so against women find a man to love ‘cos it sounds like are very lonely and sexually fustrated!!!!
Whatever Horty.
Playing with matches and expecting them not to cause fire is fucking retarded Dick! It’s not experimentation, it’s idiocy. There is no reason for ‘experimenting’ with matches, it is not advancing human experiance or knowledge, it just makes you seem like a twat when you have to explain to the person who’s trying to put the fire out.
Never call me ‘Horty’, cock.