Dress For Failure Doesn’t Rhyme
Have you ever heard a woman talk about a man wearing a suit? Good Lord, it’s disgusting. Whenever my man-sense (which is a lot like common sense except hundreds of times more powerful) tells me that the topic is a-brewin, I immediately reach for a pair of galoshes because all of the nearby women are about to commence drooling like savages.
It makes one wonder, if women are so obsessed with how men dress, why do all women dress like complete shit?
Walk down the street and see how many men have dressed poorly for the day. You might find a few teenage men who haven’t quite gotten it figured out yet, but otherwise, you’ll see nothing but impeccable class. You’ll see men wearing business suits and smart-looking blazers maybe; both of which are appropriate for where a man spends most of this day: the workplace. Even the men you see who yield freely and of their own accord to the desire for sustenance, will disguise their bulk like a great and powerful chameleon, by donning the occasional Hawaiian shirt or other ingenuous piece of flair.
This is an art that men have been practicing for thousands of years. Not to impress women, but because men have class. If all we wanted to do was impress women, then we would just walk around naked all the time. That would obviously work. Why do you think women revert to fifth grade giggling over a man wearing a neck tie? I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with, and also is: the penis.
If I was some kind of alien being and I had to estimate how long women have been dressing themselves based on their appearance on my first visit to Earth, I would have to guess about a week.
First of all, no woman has ever disguised anything about her appearance. They think that everything pertaining to them and who they are is great and brilliant — no matter how disgusting or how much of it there is; and that it should be shoved right in everyone’s face. This is true in absolutely every instance.
Secondly, we all know that the easiest and fastest way possible to get attention is by making a completely catastrophe of yourself.
QED.
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January 10th, 2006 at 1:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 6c7a119d3fc86
By the way, so everyone knows, I have now tried twice to post links of 3 studies regarding the theory I mentioned. Doesn’t work, link button is broken and should be removed, but so be it.
If anyone gives a care, put Prenatal hormones and sexual orientation into Wikipedia.
January 10th, 2006 at 3:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 9de5719a90e10
Ok, who win the bet on this one.
The penis joke seems to be part of the “wimmin” armor as their concept of some type of insult.
So predictable and so boring.
beat it Female ver.3
Yes sweetheart, the “wimmin armour” must be quite an old and boring statement for most men when it’s said or directed towards them isn’t it? So sorry…must be a lot of women directing this towards you huh…tisk tisk….too bad so sad.
January 10th, 2006 at 3:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 9de5719a90e10
January 10th, 2006 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 9de5719a90e10
I know hon…sometimes these fools need to be put into their place though and yeah, it’s not mature on my part and I’m dropping myself to their level…but you get what you give sometimes ya know? Take care and God bless.
January 10th, 2006 at 4:12 am - IP Man-Hash: b51f30d97b8ea
1. No matter how low you set the floor of expectations for a woman, she will inevitably fall below it.
2. When losing an argument with a man, a woman will inevitably bring up at least one of a man’s putative: a) homosexuality, b) small penis size, c) lack of a woman, d) unattractiveness to women, e) cheating with other women. The fact that many of those assertions are logically impossible when combined will not prevent a woman from doing so.
3. A woman exists in the now. As such, to her, actions have no predictable consequences and words mean whatever she wishes them to mean at the moment.
Masterson’s First Corollary: Women’s memories last until they go to sleep. If a woman ever admits that she is wrong or that she will stop behaving atrociously she will awaken to a blank slate of denial and malice.
Wolfe’s Second Corollary: The good-will generated by deeds that impress a woman positively has a very short half-life.
January 10th, 2006 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2afdb477a0884
Nicole said:
I think you should hear my opinions before commenting that I have the behavior of a 12 year old. Besides its proven that women mature faster than women, so a boy of my age (16) does probably behave like a 12 year old.
So be careful who you are insulting.
This old line again, lets reiterate shall we. Women mature PHYSICALLY faster than men, mentally their processes are similar. However, I have met people that are still living in their high school days @ 40 years old. One cannot measure maturity, nor wisdom for these things are earned through EXPERIENCE. I would be the first to posit that MAYBE women mature faster, however they stop maturing earlier, and that one of the reasons men take so long to mature, is the fact that they mature MORESO than women in effect that would take more time. Also I do think that you have the intellectual capacity of a 12 year old.
January 10th, 2006 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2afdb477a0884
Nicole said:
You know I once heard that people like each other for their qualities but love each other for their faults. That is so true, all the cute little ‘annoying’ things people do are what make them different to everyone else, if no one had flaws then we would all be the same.
-Nicole, you love someone for who they are, both good and bad, but you ACCEPT their faults if you can and move on together.
I feel pity for the men on this website because you have never loved a woman, and that is the best feeling in the world. Dick, if you are ever in love then you will be capable of not only accepting a woman’s flaws but loving her for them, and her loving you for yours. Then perhaps you will understand, that yes women have flaws (we are only human after all) but we have no more faults than men. Perhaps if you can learn to accept one woman, you will be able to accept us all.
-Your thinking is flawed, I like this website not because I am a lonely man, nor because I hate women, I like it because it is funny and thought provoking. Also, if you have ever visited and feminist websites, they are by far more hateful then this site and definitely not as funny. Men and Women are each individuals and have specific characteristics, some could be described as faults, others good.
January 11th, 2006 at 5:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 9de5719a90e10
First of all…you and any “man” like you was brought into the world by who? I believe it was by a WOMAN, did you happen to forget this? And if it wasn’t for your mothers or for God creating woman, your asses wouldn’t even be here. Anyway for that matter there’s only a tiny percent of men out there who think and behave the way you do towards women and a huge percent of men who love us because we are human beings just like you and beautiful beings. Like I say about the infant dick syndrome…out of my experience…the ones who do have a problem in that area are most likely to retaliate. Men with out the problem just kick back and laugh and joke around. You must have a problem don’tcha!
As for women losing their memory when we go to sleep? Where do you people get your research from. This is so untrue. And as for women thinking when you guys say we don’t have brains…well honey…we can use our heads a lot better than men considering we can multi-task in the physical and also in the mind as to where men can only think about one thing at a time…get your facts straight. Men blank out and denie in a state of malice too…you’re no different except that you have a penis and we don’t.
-Sarah
January 11th, 2006 at 10:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Female said: I like your post, wolfe.Do you? Why the link to Microsoft? Is this some weird Female sarcasm? If you really do, thanks. The part I most like is the last two sentences, and I hope we could all agree on them.
Sarah: I agree with you on free will. On the rest of what you write… please note that the thesis “men are better than women� does not imply that women are not worthy creatures; nor does it imply that there are not circumstances where women are better suited to something than men. Men (and women) are better than cookies, but if you are very hungry a box of cookies is better than no cookies and a man (or woman).
Sarah, I strongly commend the New Testament to you. It was and is revolutionary. The matrix for modern society might well not have formed without it; certainly if we’d been a purely Islamic or Old-Testament society it probably would not have. Atheists could plausibly argue we’d have gotten there anyway; fair enough. I respectfully disagree, but acknowledge it’s possible.
Sarah, Sarah, this is wrong. Fools? That’s how you’re looking at other human beings? With contempt? There is considerable depth in this web site – even Female will reluctantly admit that I think (or else why is she still here!?). Women are beloved by God as are men, but your contempt is wrong.
Christian: Well said.
Sarah: You deride what Christian is saying. You say some positive things, but spend most of your time in derision and hostility. Why is this? What drives you to this? The “infant dick syndrome�? Good grief! Why such unpleasantness? It is wrong to return evil for evil, especially when it is merely perceived. It is unchristian.
Since you yourself invoke blessings, I shall return them. (I wouldn’t push religion on an agnostic or an atheist). May the Blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit be with you and yours. I hope you will see beyond initial emotional reactions to this web site to grapple with it in a deeper and more fundamental way.
[NB to Dick – don’t worry, I shan’t bring religion in in a big way; I shall respond to Sarah with Blessing for Blessing, though].
-wolfe
January 11th, 2006 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 107cb59459e28
Sarah ranted
“First of all…you and any “manâ€? like you was brought into the world by who? I believe it was by a WOMAN, did you happen to forget this? And if it wasn’t for your mothers or for God creating woman”.
Fork me ? Next thing you’ll be saying that wommin create life as some of the clones called feminists are ranting about. Joined that obnoxious club have we, sounds like it.
This comment clearly demonstrates it……
“we can use our heads a lot better than men considering we can multi-task in the physical”,
Here we have another bit of feminist propoganda, the thing is that women are unable to concerntrate on anything at one time as the phone might ring and they will miss out on some “explosion of emotion” that you live on and digest at every turn and every day
.
You are not complete unless you can “delve and wallow” in it.
Multi-tasking is an imaginary state that has done what ?
We have seen what it does and it’s as follows
” watch tv,read a girlie magazine and talk on the phone all in one go”, unbelievable.
Where are these genii females ?
To be able to do these things at ones must really make you irreplaceble as an employee, wouldn’t you think ?
So why are there laws that forces companies to employ your selfish lot over men ?
Why do governments have to spend billions on your selfish lot just to appease your extreme self-important attitude ?
No Sarah, your gender sucks and you as well as the other clones on here have gone out of their way to clearly demonstrate it.
Your just another femi-clone.
January 12th, 2006 at 2:49 am - IP Man-Hash: a9e5ad8be263f
Multi-tasking? Why don’t you say wandering about aimlessly or lack of the ability to stay focused on a topic, instead? A bridge champion is asked ‘Why can’t women do as well as men in bridge, although they take it as seriously as them?’ The champion replies, ‘Because men can focus on the game and forget everything else, while women are easily distracted by irrelevant thoughts.’ I must add that even if they did manage to focus, they would fail due to another feminine inadequacy: lack of the ability to think logically rather than react with emotions. If women had real superiorities, feminism wouldn’t have had to sell us beautifully packaged bullshit.
January 12th, 2006 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
Yes.
Not sure. Can’t remember what I was linking to.
January 12th, 2006 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 1f35bdcd9e2e1
What a surprise.
-Dick
January 12th, 2006 at 11:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
Dick, I can’t even remember trying to post a link, which makes me wonder whether you decided to get all clowny creative.
January 20th, 2006 at 1:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 9de5719a90e10
See your points and understand them Christian and Wolfe. I just want to say…God be with all including myself…in times of trial, living in the flesh (venting, frustration, etc.) Thanks for all of your opinions and new outlooks which I’m beginning to see!
-Sarah
January 20th, 2006 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 6b62fc16ed5f4
Good on you Sarah, at least one female does.
June 23rd, 2007 at 4:22 am - IP Man-Hash: a877180640532
That’s a classic. I guess if we don’t fall over in writhing pain when the wimmin say we’re gay because we don’t worship them, then the next step is to drag up the “I am a living miracle because I can give birth” tired hoohaw. How wonderful that you can do this. If all you have going for you is that you’re what dog breeders call a “brood bitch” then you must live a sad and constricted pathetic life. The dogs in puppy mills sure do. Maybe the problem is that the wrong bitches are in cages.
I have a neighbor who got a bred-out puppy-mill brood bitch from a breed-rescue group. The dog had been part of the whole incredible miracle of life within her body for about 40 litters. However, in a near-manlike show of brainpower, instead of prostrating herself in abject worship of all that “bringing into the world” stuff, she had the bitch SPAYED.
Or maybe she was just doing what a man, Bob Barker, told her to do at the end of every episode of “The Price Is Right”. Either way, I don’t think any “womb-envy” was involved in the decision.
Hey, she and Bob Barker might be on to something! Perhaps the world would be a better place if we just spayed a lot more bitches!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 3:46 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
This is about the article. What are you talking about
“First of all, no woman has ever disguised anything about her appearance. They think that everything pertaining to them and who they are is great and brilliant — no matter how disgusting or how much of it there is; and that it should be shoved right in everyone’s face. This is true in absolutely every instance.”
That’s all most women do.
She’s not that tall - it’s the heels
Her lips are not that colour - It’s the lipstick or lip gloss
Her hair doesn’t naturally fall like that - It took her half an hour to get it like that
Her skin colour isn’t that even - it’s the foundation
Her lashes aren’t that thick, long and curly - It’s the mascara
Her breathe doesn’t smell like that - It’s the breath mint
Her boobs aren’t that big and perky - It’s the bra
Her teeth aren’t naturally that white - It’s the toothpaste or whitening gel
What does that tell you? That dick was wrong. Women do not “think that everything pertaining to them and who they are is great and brilliant “.
If so many women are doing these things it shows a lack of security in who they are.
November 9th, 2007 at 5:31 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
USMC Ret it’s their only argument. Brought into this life by a woman. A woman impregnated by a man who was created by God.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Why does no one acknowledge that Dick was wrong? Self denial perhaps? Oh my god, you know what dick remind me off?…that “leader” in that Simpsons episode and you guys are the followers.