Women Hate Boobs
Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.
Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.
It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.
Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.
‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”
Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.
“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.
Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.
I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.
Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.
Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob
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April 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 8ee223e737bea
he doesn’t believe this, it’s just a ploy to become famous, it’s all a show, get a life, nobody cares what you say.
April 8th, 2008 at 11:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 74356172b85f4
Breasts are to feed infants, I do not hate them. You damn redneck.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2a684425ec78e
getting back to dicks fundamental reasoning that women are whores; the majority who try to prove themselves to dick like this tart brittany only confirm the fact… women are just out to slut themselves about. and brittany yes your are a typical whore; i would be glad to use you and ur ass any day… just dont expect me to care later
April 13th, 2008 at 9:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: bfebb00911898
I took a look at this side-boob picture, and really don’t understand what all the complaining is about. I think it was tastfully done, and the female body should’nt be something to be ashamed of. The picture did’nt even show a nipple it was very covered up.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 25b10d5888fd6
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Mansman Quote:
If you ignore the shitty tone, what we’ve got here is the Me, me, me, me ME!!!! problem, ie: the entitlement whore. She can’t stand the fact that she’s excluded from the discussion. We’ve all seen those little kids stomping their feet and screaming, because they’re being ignored. Well here she is again.
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No actually she isn’t being selfish nor self-centered
She’s defending her own sex and gender see your doing the same
And If you think she’s so selfish what are you?
I’ll anwser it for you baby
The Most selfish cow in the universe
and you would LOVE that title because all you do is try to abuse women because you can’t abuse anything else your like a common rapist
maybe thats why your complaning about women is because they all hate you!
In Japan
And women over there acheive so much
And because of stupids males like you they have to have thier own public transport!
and By the way
The First Novel ever known was written by A WOMEN (Japanese)
and the book has been ruined the storyline has been ruined because Men where envious
In America
You have
Women trying to acheive things but can’t because of idoits like you
the only reason why women didn’t invent everything is because of sexist, lowlife males
And idoits like you aren’t “New” and “Smart”
No they’ve been there before walking on this earth
If you where born with a vagina what would you do?????
April 27th, 2008 at 6:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 91f5933ca2d50
Dick, I read an article on you in Wo-Mens Day about how much your mother hated you, beat you, humiliated you and left you when you were 7. Also, hmmm…you are gay…your dad was a preacher who drank excessively and knocked your head off several times a day with a stone tablet of the Ten Commandments. It explains the brain damage you have suffered.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f3e6a52fc900d
Funny, but I’m not insecure dumbass, thats why I have my pics up…my husband is 23, gorgeous, sweet and smart and loves to eat my pussy and fuck me all night and day– I get hit on every day by very attractive, sweet, and intelligent men with good jobs , I guess they are too busy having real lives to sit their asses on the internet all day–only the fattest, smelliest, most disgusting men would waste their time online trashing an innocent person to try to elevate themselves… oh well, I guess you had to do something to kill the time between masturbating to gay porn and reruns of Malcolm in the Middle, while your 2 inch tiny little baby penis was flacid because your own flabby man tits made you jealous of my real, beautiful, and voluptuous boobies. Sorry God didn’t make you a woman and I know it must be hard to be trapped in that “man’s” body, but at least you can take comfort in the fact that you’re penis is so small no one would ever even notice it under your rolls of sweaty flab, and your tits are bigger than most women…by the way how about a link to some pics of you? I’m not ashamed of my pics cause I know real men find me very attractive, so if you can throw stones, show us yourself ( and don’t just upload one of your fav pics of a sexy muscular man or little boy that you pleasure yourself to)-link to your personal page like you did with mine so we can judge you… but I know you won’t do it cause you are the scared transsexual– no wonder you like non- English speaking whores– you can’t understand that she is saying she must charge extra because of your odor and your hilarious excuse for manhood— but come on , even an idiot like you understands the laughter and looks of disgust and pity, not to mention the screams of terror when she gets close enough to lift up your fat rolls and see your tiny member and the wave of stench comes rolling out… I know you don’t respect women, but at least have enough respect for yourself to shower once for every hundred times you go to bed alone again while I’m getting laid by my hot sexy smart and lucky stud (I’m very flexible and can put my legs behind my head) HAHAHAHA LMFAO
May 8th, 2008 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: f3e6a52fc900d
Sgt. Reyes, are you the one giving Doubt Fish dick up the ass? How does that work with a big asshole and a tiny baby dick? My previous comment can just as easily be directed at you — link to your profile! We want to see you in all your drag queen glory! I know– you’re in the military– don’t ask don’t tell— well no one’s asking, we already know— any one with that much free time and unprovoked anger, hate, and frustration is not getting ANY and longs for the days when his stepdad used to sneak into his bedroom and give him the ass ramming of a lifetime. Tonight when I’m falling asleep peacefully in the strong arms of my husband after he pleasures me so skillfully with his tongue, I won’t be thinking of you and how very cold, alone and jealous of me you are you pathetic loser. *smiles*
May 8th, 2008 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
The usual Anglo-American white gentile fucktard breaking the scales at 300 pounds, living in a trailer park with a sociopathic bum who blacks her eyes every night, feeding on last month’s McDonald’s leftovers as she watches re-runs of Springer, speaks… Lo, let not the dogs bark, retrograde loser.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: e9c102d6226b7
Brandy how much longer before you betray your husband and make him come before us?
Every detail you just described of your relationship was a mirror of my last one.. and here I am.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f3e6a52fc900d
WTF? HAHA Another lonely idiot who can’t get get any pussy and is mad at the female race… do you think you seem smart by using some stupid Shakespearean-esque nonsense? If you had any intelligence you would have read my comments or visited my profile to get some ammunition– I have the balls to not hide behind bullshit and you should too- (link to your profile or upload a pic of yourself if ur not ashamed-and not a fake one) I live in a large two story 3 bedroom house in the suburbs with an amazing and very loving man and our four kids, and I weigh 193, and I’m 5 feet 9 inches( oh sorry nine inches is very intimidating to you, huh?)which is actually very nice looking– I cook healthy and nutritious meals for my beautiful family— I’m happy– unlike you– so I don’t waste time with Springer, I have a full and meaningful life and unlike you, I’m not so full of hate and misery from wasted and lonely life of computer porn and the occasional blowjob from a very effeminate waiter in the Denny’s bathroom– that during all that free time you have on your hands you launch into an unprovoked tirade on a website called menarebetterthanwomen.com–sorry, you thought Dick meant menarebetterthanwomen at giving blowjobs? So are they? Oh, right you’ve probably never gotten head from a chick and if you ever have she was probably holding her breath to avoid your unwashed aroma–and it was probably not an attractive or intelligent girl because you just don’t strike me as an attractive or intelligent guy -if you were you would not waste your time judging someone you know nothing about who has never before passed judgment on you- if you want to seem smart so that some of the guys reading this will give you what you really want(a dick in the ass- no matter how small) you could have at least came up with insults that apply to me, I mean, I made it easy for you, a link to my profile! Come on, this is the most attention you’ve gotten from a woman in years, so I know you’re excited, but please put your itsy bitsy little willie away or at least cover it with a thimble or a pen cap, you’re making the roaches in your apartment laugh! LMAO LMFAO
May 8th, 2008 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
@Brandy-stop lying about your life, you pathetic bitch. You have the cockiness of someone who used her looks to enjoy a man’s hard-earned wealth because you did not have the competence or ambition to get it on her own. Yea, you think you have your man under control now, but when out of your arrogance you gain 300 lbs and treat your man like shit, that’s when you’ll be thrown on the dirt road because he was smart enough to protect his assets from your rapacious hands. Then your sons will never trust a woman nor ever get married because of the horrible role model of a woman you turned out to be. Enjoy your because privilege now, because in the end you’ll be done, and done good, you soulless bitch.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Oh,and BTW, Brandy, girl-fat-girl: 195 lbs on 5′9″ is about 40 lbs overweight. You probably convinced yourself you look good, and your husband only bobles his head to your pathetic inquires to your looks to get the little bits of sex you allow him. I dare you to bring him to this site, fatso.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5f4412d0184
@nmh-=0
@Brandy-MOO! (OK, so that was a little mean)
May 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
I’m wondering if mine and SOTS’s souls are being exchanged (last episode of the original Star Trek series= “Turnabout Intruder”).
May 8th, 2008 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Anyone can upload anything to anything,loser. If you were really anything but a trailer-park inhabiting, Anglo-American fucktard deadbeat you wouldn’t be wasting your precious brunch time writing hysterical word-salads on here, now would you. An interesting inconsistency in your self-deluded fiction is your claim to be physically attractive - after having had four children! Yeah, right… except that no woman’s looks survive her second child-bed. Keep hitting the crack-pipe, deadbeat… you can fool most gentiles with your self aggrandising horse-shit - but I am something else.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 325f01bdb8cad
I don’t have the force power for bodily posession, half of my face is numb and I haven’t slept in 2 days.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
@ SOTS - have you thought about going to a doctor?
May 8th, 2008 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 325f01bdb8cad
If I had money for a dentist I wouldn’t have went to the emergency room and got shot in my gums.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Ouch! Good luck with that, hopefully it’ll help you sleep tonight.