Women Hate Boobs

Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.

Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.

How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.

It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.

Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.

‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”

Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.

“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”

What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.

Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.

I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.

Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.

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Comment by anonymous_AA
2010-02-28 21:52:08 - IP Man-Hash: ecd41e90d084b

Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..

1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..

IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.

THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………

YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..

YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………

FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………

HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH

IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.

FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………

THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.

{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}

TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..

TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..

WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..

ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………

2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…

TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.

TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.

IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.

IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………

ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..

 
Comment by Wolfe
2010-02-24 18:11:59 - IP Man-Hash: 4c019eebbd1f4

Why are so many of you convinced that men are allowed to dish out any ridiculous sentence, and be considered preachers, while women are not even allowed to express their opinions in the most peaceful way possible? This isn’t a revolution, this is a sickening power grab. I hope for the best in America, for both men and women. Separating us won’t do any good, it will just make us so much easier for other countries to defeat. My Email is sunnybrookie@hotmail.com Please respond if you have got something coherent to tell me.

Comment by Watcher
2010-02-24 18:18:10 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

um, stop posting on this site?

Comment by Wolfe
2010-02-25 17:27:27 - IP Man-Hash: 4c019eebbd1f4

Is that a question? If it is, then the answer is a resounding no. I won’t. I promise that it’s not to annoy you, it’s to enlighten you.

 
 
 
Comment by Nadia
2009-12-24 15:39:29 - IP Man-Hash: f047b0302c3f1

I swear, no wonder alot of people see women as stupid, what kind of a person says that a breast is a sexual thing?! Its main purpose is to give nourishment to babies, its sexual appeal always rides back burner…..nothing can be worse than an idiot like that who finds feeding an infant “gross” just because they can’t get their tiny minds out of the gutter.

Comment by Watcher
2009-12-24 16:01:08 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Are you a crazy bag lady with an internet connection? Is that your problem?

 
 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-21 18:26:17 - IP Man-Hash: 5104b5e0893bc

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

 
Comment by Mrs. Wright
2009-09-08 16:43:39 - IP Man-Hash: be21b6cc52f46

Christ those people are absolutely retarded!
A breast is a sexual thing?
Yeah…. and we don’t censure out cow udders or nipples on kitties and why? Because it’s natural and in no way obscene. I never understood women who were offended by public breast feeding.

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-27 21:01:03 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Why are women so obsessed with their breasts? For centuries they have been trashing men regarding this mindless phenomena. As it turns out, it’s really their gig. My, my, my, what a shocker; hypocrisy and the blame game from women designed to manipulate and control men with myth. Who knew? Men love tits, but hey, we’re not obsessed with boobs the odd way in which women are obsessed with a couple of lumps of flesh. To women, boobs are their single most important barometer of womanhood. Hello, it takes more than a couple of boobs to make a real ‘woman’. Don’t be such a boob.

 
Comment by Catherine
2009-05-03 10:56:06 - IP Man-Hash: 9a6678e179d0d

I can’t fathom your logic.

For some reason, you’re taken to take an issue, twist the meaning, and then make an awkward and overreaching generalization based off of it.

Add to that the thousands of ad hominem fallacies and you have… Someone who belongs in a third grade math class.

Comment by Zdenek
2009-08-01 02:43:15 - IP Man-Hash: f0ae33474a534

Because your logic sucks. You are not allowed here in the first place. You wrote a universal reply that does not even pertain to this particular article. Now GTFO!

Comment by sarah
2009-08-12 00:38:27 - IP Man-Hash: 95ba8bbd9eab5

ok we observe a woman comes here, makes an intelligent statement and the male zoomes in thinks, I got something awsome to say to this bitch and manages to cough up
‘your logic sucks’ then follows it with some pretentious niose.

Comment by Watcher
2009-08-12 02:52:29 - IP Man-Hash: c285409b41876

That was an intelligent statement? Kinda explains why there are no woman ‘Chess Grand Masters’. The only ‘intelligent statement’ that would garner the respect of the men here is:

“Sorry, I will respect the rules of this site and promise never to post a message here ever again’

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Comment by GW
2009-08-12 04:04:12 - IP Man-Hash: a1689ab2499ad

God, they’re not rules.
Dick Masterson is a comedian.
I suppose it really does take all kinds…

 
 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-27 21:02:45 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

If I were you, I’d leave and never come back.

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Comment by Banderman
2009-09-06 19:13:36 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Hey, at least we know how to use a spell checker.

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Comment by tc
2009-09-22 14:16:53 - IP Man-Hash: 574a8f4e862b9

You probably mean ad feminam

 
 
Comment by DestroyAllHumans
2009-02-17 13:47:54 - IP Man-Hash: 3f07e655a2f44

BOOBS ARE FUCKING GREAT!
That is all there is to say.

Comment by Wolfe
2010-02-25 17:46:28 - IP Man-Hash: 4c019eebbd1f4

Ugh. You don’t have to carry them.

 
 
Comment by Lynn
2008-12-08 16:57:06 - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40

Boy are you clueless….I love my boobs…I like looking at other womens boobs….your jealous cause we have them and you don’t…..we can play with boobs anytime we want…….be nice or I wont put oil between them

Comment by Psiros
2008-12-12 04:57:40 - IP Man-Hash: b4bf4d757f595

If there still exists a man who continues to childishly believe whimmin should be allowed to speak and write publicly, take a look at lynn’s post here and take that philosophy of yours for another test drive.

In response to reams of evidence to support Dick’s assertion that whimmin hate their bodies, she responds with, “Well, I like my body! You must be…� Whimmin have no business arguing any point that involves more complexity than “I think shoe A looks nicer than shoe B because…� An even then they ought rightly just put on the shoes their husbands spent their hard-earned money on to shut them the fucking hell up and be grateful to have a roof over their thankless heads.

her line of reasoning is up there with the classic “But it happened to me� bullshit. Dick argued, as men do, by making a poignant observation and extrapolating that into a universal truth, then supporting it by a great deal of applicable evidence. To which lynn replies, “Well, I’m the exception so you must me completely wrong. Oh, and, look at my boobs.�

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2009-01-11 23:01:53 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

You gotta admit though. She has a point. =)

 
 
Comment by studioline
2008-12-12 08:07:58 - IP Man-Hash: 49d459aa4700b

Lyn in your mind you are comvinced that you are;
flirting
men don’t get flirting
real men should all get inrigued, by what you just said
it’s captivating, cos it’s so original

All those convictions come from the social matrix which sole purpose is to fuck your mind posing as you ally.

In reality watch what happens, how men are really reacting to this stuff.

But you believe that the more you do it, finally you find a man who gets it, which is another example of a message comeing from the social matrix

BUT in the reality;

The more you do it, the more you become clueless about men, so as the result you fuck up everything with a man.

Then your ally the social matrix comes back and tell you this; Oh don;t woory hun it’s not your fault, be a lazy bitch and blame on men for not working it on them. That’s what the Matrix says only without lazy bitch part.

So what are you aiming Lynn? being lazy clueless bitch or actually do something about it?

 
Comment by Mr. Watson
2009-03-24 01:09:28 - IP Man-Hash: d7d9fdaed6079

Actually, there are plenty of boobs to go around, and yes boobs are nice. But we don’t have boobs, thus, we don’t give a fuck.

What we don’t give a fuck about even more is people who start a sentence with “be nice or”, implies a deceitful, dishonest, controlling thought complex.

 
Comment by Wolfe
2009-06-04 16:08:58 - IP Man-Hash: 64fe53edbfa8b

Boobs are disgusting. When women see boobs they are instantly turned off.

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-09-06 19:14:54 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Promises, promises, all we ever get is fucking promises.

 
Comment by t
2009-09-22 14:19:07 - IP Man-Hash: 574a8f4e862b9

your jealous(sic)cause…I’m sure you mean envious

 
 
Comment by J.
2008-09-24 11:46:53 - IP Man-Hash: 82152b73f0730

That article at the end was so chock-full of absolute fucking stupidity that I couldn’t finish reading it. For fuck’s sake I read the first Harry Potter book through to the end.

It was that bad.

 
Comment by LivianaMR
2008-09-12 20:13:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

My natural DD chest tends to disturb men and their new found J-Pop loving nerd, fug type….

Including every type of female that doesn’t have any.

Comment by LivianaMR
2008-09-12 20:14:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

I mean, the new found manly, bald headed, tattooed, boyish communism loving J-Pop nerd.

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-09-06 19:16:35 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Your back must be killing you; I’m an ass man myself, anything more than a mouthful is a complete waste.

 
 
Comment by Lesbo-Wan
2008-08-07 18:50:27 - IP Man-Hash: 407fda0d58772

I love boobs and I’m a woman.

Comment by Kovacs
2008-08-08 00:23:15 - IP Man-Hash: b5ddaf3bbdbcb

I bet you do Lesbo-Wan… you minx you.

Comment by Vagrath666
2008-10-03 13:22:20 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

I do the lez. They betta.

 
 
Comment by nadie
2008-08-08 01:07:33 - IP Man-Hash: 2386f0720f9e8

Perfect. Good for you if you like boobs. Now that you have established with this and your other comments, that, undoubtedly, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, I would suggest you to fly to your own planet and don’t bother us any more.

Comment by Z
2008-08-12 11:59:41 - IP Man-Hash: 10dd46d00aa96

Cmon you really like us coming on here and disputing you, just think if we women didn’t exist you wouldn’t have been able to have all this fun banter with us and hours of sitting at the computer reading Dick’s criticisms about us. Women make the world a more exciting place, you know it’s true.
Although some of the other articles hold some truth, this particular article I don’t understand at all – how exactly do women hate fun, drink and boobs? My mother is 48 yet she still is as saucy as ever. And as for those anti drinking/drug taking/mindless sex campaigns, plenty of men join and support those too. This website sends of so many mixed messages, it is worse than the bible. You say that women hate drinking, yet you say that women in western culture are sluts because they get drunk so much causing them to act like hoes. Half of the men that comment here don’t even agree with what you say, the only thing you are united in is your hatred of women. But that hatred is futile if you don’t even agree on the “why”, it just sounds petty and pathetic.

 
Comment by Vagrath666
2008-10-03 13:23:28 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

No, men are women have both mars and venusian attributes… The Love And War in all of us, excluding this website.

Comment by Vagrath666
2008-10-03 13:23:54 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

* and

shiz

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Comment by Banderman
2009-09-06 19:17:14 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

You’re on OUR planet, wench.

 
 
Comment by M
2008-09-07 00:27:14 - IP Man-Hash: 5f1e3c1d72a34

I totally agree. I’m straight, but boobs are so much fun! I also enjoy fun things such as getting kicked out of all night diners at 3 am from laughing too loud with a group of friends, so I think your thinking every woman hates fun is BS.

 
Comment by David
2010-01-04 00:37:14 - IP Man-Hash: 0869feae7e64b

Your name implies that your a lesbian.

 
 
Comment by Kovacs
2008-07-16 08:08:10 - IP Man-Hash: 5dd50a42d7cf6

“Accidentally see a breast.” What the fuck? What she is really saying is that if her supplicating husband can see a breast any old time he wants, hers won’t be as desirable to him on the rare occasion during leap years that she allows him access.

Comment by Vagrath666
2008-10-03 13:24:43 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

It just so happens we have the same attraction and insticnts as one another, how each us us go about dealing with such is another story.

 
 
Comment by Deathslayer
2008-07-11 07:03:10 - IP Man-Hash: 90a1b2f4a57ef

I like to see real boobs. Boobs are cool.
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Then you should LOVE Lady XX’s which grace the top of the board and the forum ‘Dick’s Classy Broads’. Sadly, it has corrupted me for I cannot look at a nice rack without wishing there was mabtw.com written over them.

The only reason most women do not like to be seen naked is because of men like you and the media making them feel ugly.
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Good. It nice to show women that for all the strength and independence they CLAIM, they are still controlled by their emotions and how other people see them.

IF they were equal to men, they would do what they want and not care WHO likes it.

You’ve spent all this time at this site and missed that HUGE point?

Not only are men better than women, they get the subtle AND obvious points.

Being over 90 lbs is overweight these days.
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Look, if you don’t nip it in the bud, you have women thinking that men shouldn’t have standards and that even bovines and shamus can get laid.

Not having C cups is TOO small now. What happened to natural beauty?
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Ask a feminist.

Deathslayer

Comment by Vagrath666
2008-10-03 13:34:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Ok, so then how come you do not want women to be independent either? Actually if men had one type, only 2 people would exist, it appears no that way, so confidence is necessary to enjoy love and beauty + relationships, sure women might be skinner , younger or prettier, but love can never destroy your potential, brains on the other hand need to employed so when you do get older you have something left. If men cannot handle that, then they will miss out on a real woman and never be satisfied. My mother was a trough woman, enjoyed sports and was very attractive with a 160 I.Q., superior to most and was accepted into a top university, and can do just about anything you mention. I wasn’t raised with dumbies, nor did I not take education seriously, it was top priority. Women can and do make up their own mind when you look for that woman, it isn’t so unusual. Most men like curves, whether or not gay gurus say so, if men had a mind of their own, why is it sex appeal shifts to skinny to curvy in a snap second and all men are too insecure themselves to admit what they want? Why is it they all claim to the same thoughts, obviously plenty of women here have not made the same claims as me. Everybody has a mind they make.

 
 
Comment by bola
2008-07-10 04:12:37 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Machine said:
I like to see real boobs. Boobs are cool.

We’re talking about women here, not bisexual freaks.

 
Comment by Machine
2008-07-10 00:39:33 - IP Man-Hash: 94ad64c06ed27

Drinking? I would drink every night if I could. I’ve been drinking since I was 15.
Peeing while standing? I wish I could do that, but sadly it would run down my leg. That’s not too appealing to me. Sorry I don’t have a penis that guides me in every aspect of life. You make men look bad.

I like to see real boobs. Boobs are cool.

The only reason most women do not like to be seen naked is because of men like you and the media making them feel ugly. Being over 90 lbs is overweight these days. Not having C cups is TOO small now. What happened to natural beauty?

 
Comment by Sarah
2008-06-02 19:05:16 - IP Man-Hash: 3e8362658ca71

I want to know why women are getting so pissed about this. Sure men think this way. Always have, always will. It’s normal. Doesn’t mean you have to flip out about what he is saying. Anyone can make a site bashing people. Everyone does it actually. It’s called the first amendment. Read it sometime. I’m NOT saying I agree with Dick, not at all. I’m just saying he has his right to speak this way. Not like he is going to get into office and push for some sexist bill. He is just a guy, telling people his opinions. Sure I’m 18, but I know a few things. I don’t want to argue with anyone, I’m just saying. He has a right to do this. Stop flipping the fuck out.

Comment by Katie
2008-09-08 15:55:11 - IP Man-Hash: 4c5282f8e1b3d

If he has the right to post his opinions about women, we have the right to post opinions about his articles. If he doesn’t want us to, he can just disable comments.

Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 16:02:52 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Wrong – You entitled idiot, american cunt.

You don’t HAVE any “rights” that weren’t given to you.
You have any privileges that you never earned.

You don’t walk into a man’s home uninivited – and forbidden to be there – look around at his art and furniture and begin to think ANYONE gives a fuck what you have to say about it.

Disable comments???

No no… how about a man comes along and grabs you by your CUNT HAIRS and throw you out into the street for that instead.

Bitch.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-08 16:05:28 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Ooh, so bitter! Where did all this come from, might I ask? Does it have anything to do with women? Because if it does, I’m sure you played a big part in it also. Not implying anything, of course, but it does take two to fight.

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Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 16:14:03 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Bitter?

You don’t show up to a party, home, website, establishment, event where you weren’t invited and dare call someone “BITTER” for tossing you out on your ass without hesitation or remorse…. do you?

You must be fucking joking.

You entitled cunts are ridiculous.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 16:16:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

… only WOMEN go where they are not invited and NOT WANTED and think they have a right to be there anyway.

Why the fuck would you want to Fight to stay where every man already said your not welcome??? Daddy issues?? Still mad because he didn’t buy you a Pony for your 16th Birthday???

Get over it & go wash out your cunt.
It stinks.

 
Comment by thisisstupid
2008-09-08 16:42:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3a62a6072de9d

Ya know, there comes a point when you guys just say a word so much it means nothing.

Cunt is supposed to be a really bad thing to call someone, but you guys say it so much and call people it so much that even if someone i knew called me it in real life, i wouldn’t take it personally.

 
Comment by Detached
2008-09-08 16:50:30 - IP Man-Hash: 53fb84c2bdd0f

Its called growing up sugar tits. Enjoy your stay.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-08 17:50:47 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

It’s just funny how someone could get so pissed over the internet. And I WAS invited. In fact, I felt so welcome, I saw the PERFECT opportunity to post a comment on this page. If the opportunity didn’t invite me, then I wouldn’t have commented ^_^

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 18:18:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Who’s “pissed off” at you? We’re pointing and laughing at you. It’s not open for female interpretation. Read it again. Take it at face value. Consider the facts….

Noone wants you here.
Dick doesn’t want you here.

You are forbidden to read, buy the book, comment, think, call or say what you want like anyone gives a fuck …. then you do it anyway …. to piss people off?

Well, you failed.

Noone is mad at you.

If you came into my home uninvited and started yammering on about how you didn’t like my art, or opinion I would throw you out on your cunt without hesitation too.

And I would point and laugh at you while slamming the door in your useless face.

just because the door is unlocked ….. doesn’t mean its the “PERFECT opportunity” for you to behave like an entitled stoopid cunt and come on in.

Think about it.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-08 18:21:20 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

ACTUALLY…’Detached’ is mad at me. And for no apparent reason, either! Of course you don’t WANT me here…but I’m not really causing any trouble. Honestly, it’s a free fucking country from where I come from. So unless you really are annoyed by me, then stop fucking talking to me. =)

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 18:32:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

What??? What did I hear you just say out loud????

“Unless you really are annoyed by me, then stop fucking talking to me”

Let’s repeat that one time…. SO EVERYONE CAN HERE AN AMERICAN STINKING CUNT AT HER FINEST.

“Unless you really are annoyed by me, then stop fucking talking to me.”

The cunt doesn’t even WANT to have a civil conversation . She WANTS to behave like a cunt on purpose. And she actually thinks men are supposed to LIKE HER FOR THAT.

“Unless you really are annoyed by me, then stop fucking talking to me.”

Nothing pisses American women off more than a man who she has ZERO EFFECT ON. Nothing. She wants to be a cunt on purpose…. man says fuck you get out… then she says “UNLESS YOU HATE ME – I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU”.

You deserve to be raped.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-08 18:39:31 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Oh, I’m sure that’s exactly what I had in mind. No sir, I’m not the pissed off one here. YOU are. I’m actually pretty fucking calm right now. It is YOU that’s getting all worked up over some 15-year-old of whom you don’t even know. I hope you’re satisfied with yourself.

 
Comment by Mark
2008-09-08 18:39:45 - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f

And there you go. American women have to be the only retards on this planet who go out of their way to WANT TO BE ANNOYING. Or they won’t want you to talk to them.

Jesus fucking Christ.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 18:41:46 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Yup.

Cunt “John_Petrucci” who has to PRETEND to be a man, just proved in one sentence –>> MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-08 18:43:37 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

Ha! You’re funny. Because I’m really not trying to be annoying. The only way I CAN be annoying is if you let my talking bother you. You’re crazy. Seriously, if I’m driving you this much insane, then please, stop talking to me. I’m saying this for the sake of you.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-08 18:44:41 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

And I’m totally NOT trying to pretend to be a man. I happen to love a guitarist of my favorite band, and I just so HAPPEN to like using his name as a username. I’m sorry if that bothers you too.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 18:52:21 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

OF COURSE you are.

What kind of SICK, FUCKED-UP, RIDICULOUS cunt would ever be caught dead saying:

–>> “Unless you really are annoyed by me,
then stop fucking talking to me.�

Noone needs to know any more about you than that.

When men don’t want to spend time with you, dump you, treat you like shit, like a worthless fucking good-for-nothing whore … you’ll know why.

So you can stop blaming MEN,
and starting blaming YOURSELF.

Because however cleverly you sneak up on a mirror cunt, your reflection will always look your straight in the eye.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-08 18:58:43 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

OK, first of all, before I hit the hay….

1. Stop overusing the word “cunt”. It’s really starting to sound gay.

2. Since you TOOK it the wrong way, let me explain what I MEANT: “Since you are spilling your anger issues out all over me, stop talking to me, and it will do you some good.”

Honestly, you need help. I’m really not trying to be mean. You’re a very angry person, and that’s not healthy….

And since you don’t really know the first thing about me, might I suggest NOT saying that my ass will get dumped and treated like shit, because I’m actually a pretty nice gal.

And I’m not blaming all men. I’m only blaming the select few, unlike this place, where ALL women are blamed.

So please….go see a psychiatrist, and have a nice day =)

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-08 19:07:09 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Just die. Bye!

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-09 14:31:33 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

lawl, well WHADDYA know?! I’m still alive! And back in action, ready to change some lives! Yeah! *theme music starts up* LMAO XD

 
Comment by Chris
2008-09-09 14:33:31 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

No one cares.

 
Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-09 14:36:56 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

LMAO oh psshhh!! You’re just mad because I have my own theme music and you don’t! >.<

 
Comment by Wolfe
2010-02-24 18:06:31 - IP Man-Hash: 4c019eebbd1f4

You’ve won John_Petrucci. Absolutely. Once he realized he was wrong he resorted to even more ridiculous comments. I particularly enjoyed the whole “blaming the select few, rather than the entire group” part. You really do make your point, and I hope everyone, like you, realizes that both sexes can be heartless and cruel, but you can’t generalize, or push blame on every group but your own. Kudos to you. P.S. I’m also your age-I wish I could go to school with you. lol.

 
Comment by Watcher
2010-02-24 18:16:33 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

You young schoolgirl scamps, you should be off making ‘internet porn’ or getting pregnant or whatever it is you young girls do for fun, not wasting your time here.

Go on, scram. Shoo!

 
Comment by Wolfe
2010-02-25 17:30:19 - IP Man-Hash: 4c019eebbd1f4

Very clever response. Unfortunately, I’m not into “making porn” OR getting pregnant. Believe it or not I have a decent amount of respect for myself. I know, I know, it’s a shocker.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Banderman
2009-09-06 19:20:50 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

Do women that criticize Dick also bash the endless women’s web sites dedicated to trashing men 24 hours a day? We think not. We are not bashing women here; we speak and reveal the simple truths about women for a change instead of the spoon fed media propaganda that has women believing they are the end-all, be-all. The world does not revolve around women, in case these pop tarts didn’t get the memo. Invading our space is merely tolerated, not encouraged.

 
 
Comment by Howard
2008-06-02 09:57:26 - IP Man-Hash: 8a126fd74bb21

To Brandy

I hate to tell you but unless your entire body is composed of all muscle, you are overweight. Your bmi is 28.8, when if its higher than 25, you are considered overweight, you are almost at the point of being obese. That doesn’t look nice.

Brandy Gosey said:

Muzalon said:

The usual Anglo-American white gentile fucktard breaking the scales at 300 pounds, living in a trailer park with a sociopathic bum who blacks her eyes every night, feeding on last month’s McDonald’s leftovers as she watches re-runs of Springer, speaks… Lo, let not the dogs bark, retrograde loser.

WTF? HAHA Another lonely idiot who can’t get get any pussy and is mad at the female race… do you think you seem smart by using some stupid Shakespearean-esque nonsense? If you had any intelligence you would have read my comments or visited my profile to get some ammunition– I have the balls to not hide behind bullshit and you should too- (link to your profile or upload a pic of yourself if ur not ashamed-and not a fake one) I live in a large two story 3 bedroom house in the suburbs with an amazing and very loving man and our four kids, and I weigh 193, and I’m 5 feet 9 inches( oh sorry nine inches is very intimidating to you, huh?)which is actually very nice looking– I cook healthy and nutritious meals for my beautiful family— I’m happy– unlike you– so I don’t waste time with Springer, I have a full and meaningful life and unlike you, I’m not so full of hate and misery from wasted and lonely life of computer porn and the occasional blowjob from a very effeminate waiter in the Denny’s bathroom– that during all that free time you have on your hands you launch into an unprovoked tirade on a website called menarebetterthanwomen.com–sorry, you thought Dick meant menarebetterthanwomen at giving blowjobs? So are they? Oh, right you’ve probably never gotten head from a chick and if you ever have she was probably holding her breath to avoid your unwashed aroma–and it was probably not an attractive or intelligent girl because you just don’t strike me as an attractive or intelligent guy -if you were you would not waste your time judging someone you know nothing about who has never before passed judgment on you- if you want to seem smart so that some of the guys reading this will give you what you really want(a dick in the ass- no matter how small) you could have at least came up with insults that apply to me, I mean, I made it easy for you, a link to my profile! Come on, this is the most attention you’ve gotten from a woman in years, so I know you’re excited, but please put your itsy bitsy little willie away or at least cover it with a thimble or a pen cap, you’re making the roaches in your apartment laugh! LMAO LMFAO

 
Comment by MEh
2008-05-26 15:46:49 - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d

That was the dumbest article I ever saw.. Women getting mad at what nature intended to?? Jesus Christ.. “I saw it as a sexual thing” well it’s meant for the baby’s health you fucking idiot.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-05-22 19:57:30 - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e

-8579485734987234987 man points for reading womens magazines