Women Hate Boobs
Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.
Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.
It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.
Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.
‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”
Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.
“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.
Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.
I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.
Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.
Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob
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November 17th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Yeah, well no one wants someone who doesn’t bathe and never cuts their nails.
November 17th, 2007 at 10:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eacd08d8bcef0
That isn’t true. Men fuck women who have 10 inch nails it makes no difference. It’s all about the nookie and many of those smell like haddock which has never been washed.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ok then, the ten inch nail thing, if they’re maintained (cleaned ect) then it’s different. But the rest, god raise your standards. I don’t see what could be so great about ‘nookie’ that you would do almost anything to get it.
November 17th, 2007 at 4:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b71d2f189114
Clair: A valedictorian from South Carolina told me that 20 percent of US americans are dirty because they don’t own a bathtub, such as the Iraq and like South Africa. I think more US americans such as like should get involved in washing more children from such as the Iraq, and like South Africa. The children. 9/11. Thank you.
November 17th, 2007 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
*sigh* Fine. Let me be MORE exact. People that are have easy access to bathing materials. Happy?
Thats a good idea though.
November 21st, 2007 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d965d119f16f
how the fuck did she get a scholarship???
she can’t spell RIDICULOUS for christ’s sake!!!
how old is this bimbo??
women like her make me ashamed to be the same gender!
and also, miss i don’t want my son/husband seeing tits they didn’t want to see…..WHAT GUY DOESN’T WANT TO SEE TITS?!
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 325b40a04abeb
can you grow the fuck up??????????
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:28 am - IP Man-Hash: b12f400775ce6
“I shredded it,” said Gayle Ash, of Belton, Texas, in a telephone interview. “A breast is a breast — it’s a sexual thing. He didn’t need to see that.”
My god what a stupid broad. This comment immediately shows that women are paedophiles deep inside.
If breastfeeding was SEXUAL then i bet she was getting an orgasm while her kid was sucking on her tit.
breast-feeding is as sexual as milking a cow, we don’t do it for fun it’s for the damn milk, bitch !
November 28th, 2007 at 7:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 65db6c3579626
Wow I actually agree with you! My goodness BREASTS are great and babys should be breastfed more often (it would raise the average IQ by 7 points) and anyone who doesn’t like it should feel free to put a towel over THEIR head.
November 28th, 2007 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
She proves that women speak stupid as a language of their own.
I am one male who really don’t care about boobs.
Ever heard of a legman? Yep I would rather look at some nice legs and buttocks than tits anyday, and navels are sexxy when not covered with tats or jewels. Breaking the stereotypes, here is another one. I despise big old floppy ta-tas, yep give me those small firm paps anyday over those droopy mammary glands.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 65db6c3579626
The actual purpose of breasts is to feed children anyway. If you care about children and their development you should support and promote women’s right to breastfeed and anywhere any time. Again I agree with a lot of your points in this article and feel annoyed with you at the women who were affended to see a naked breast used for it’s purpose - to give a child the best start in life. Society becomes rediculous when we begin choosing 7 points less of IQ and compromised health for the next generation over breastfeeding because we can’t get past the brainwashing like sexualization of breasts in advertising.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 65db6c3579626
‘offended’ sorry typo
December 5th, 2007 at 6:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ed7880e9c231
“How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.”
That is ridiculous women dont pee standing up because they don’t have penises. You are not logical at all just stupid. If you hate women so much don’t talk to them.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 25eebed875334
I have to agree that many women do hate boobs, because anytime I wear a slightly revealing shirt which shows off my lovely, ample bosom, more women stare than men. Sometimes it’s the hate stare; sometimes it’s a longing stare (which may at first seem lesbian, but is actually a longing to possess jugs like mine); sometimes(my favorite), it’s the quick stare at me followed by a glance at her husband, then a dirty look at him for checking out my tits, then a glare at me for being blessed with these big, bouncy, man pleasing orbs. Sorry, sweetheart, they’re hypnotic. Don’t bitch him out all the way home from the mall(even though I know you will),because he was just following his instincts which have kept our species alive and well fed for centuries. If you kept your man well satisfied, maybe his “radar” wouldn’t be UP all the time!
December 13th, 2007 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 8819ee17cd965
dude, just come out already.
December 18th, 2007 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
so does this apply to lesbians, cause i sure do LOVE boobs! omg i love em, theyre yummy and i would spend forever in the company of boobs, on another note i love sex too, just not with a man, but two women together gets me goin, wow, i mean its mind blowing and fun and who wouldnt like sex, so woman hater, question for ya, if ur such a woman hater how do u have sex with one, and are u gay? u seem to love men, so i tink u are, and its ok, i like gay guys
December 18th, 2007 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Girly-girls are horrible liars, and yet can’t fucking stop lying! Another reason why nobody likes you cunts for anything except - you guessed it, sex!
And when you’re not putting out, we tell it like it is beforehand, bitch.
December 18th, 2007 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Yeah, we all know that you’re obsessed with your appearance. Problem? There are fat-titted cunts like you elsewhere, and more and more men are discovering the secret to outliving a cockmongling whore: Don’t marry.
Those titties are as good as a set of Vietnamese implants, and there are a lot of bitches putting out to enlightened western men.
December 18th, 2007 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture& friendID=288882234&albumId=299889
Lots, and I mean lots, of fat girl angle shots.
I can see the reason for her insecurity, when I can get a nice anorexic - or should I say anorsexist - bitch with a pair of implants without the bitch!
Let me tell you, pregnancy was not easy on that one. That is no MILF, you can even tell that through the not-so-subtle photo shopping and, you know, angles attempting to hide the disgusting flabs of fat.
January 18th, 2008 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: d0d480944d0c9
I was reading the website for myself, and I notice the picture of the magazine. You can hardly even tell it’s a boob. I bet noone would even consider the possibility that it’s a tit if there wasn’t a baby’s mouth on it (also assuming that the nipple wasn’t showing).
And I dunno what that one lady was talking about, but I can’t think of any man–or boy, for that matter–that doesn’t want to catch a nice eye-ful of hooters. I’m 17, and I can remember what it was like to to be 13. Hell, I can remember what it was like to be 3. I’ve liked seeing full chesticles my whole life.