Women Hate Boobs
Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.
Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.
It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.
Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.
‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”
Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.
“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.
Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.
I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.
Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.
Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob
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February 28th, 2007 at 4:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Much respect to you Gorrilla Man, for your amazing ability to transate stupid-to-english. I know that you did end up with three possible outcomes, but then I couldn’t figure out any of those myself. Much respect to you.
February 28th, 2007 at 5:44 am - IP Man-Hash: edcf7a853e012
i pick 2 ……or 3
hmm
both.
February 28th, 2007 at 8:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
1 is the most likely of women to visit this site.
February 28th, 2007 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
I pick all 3. No offense to Megan intended:
Give a female 2 choices and 10 become somehow apparent that have nothing at all to do with the original 2.
Give a man one choice, and he goes to kill the fucker that gave him just the one choice.
I am now convinced side boob makes no sense. I still like boobs, especially the sides. I like Megan on the general principle that she has boobs, and sides of them.
4 sides + 2 Boobs = Happy Men and Small children.
September 8th, 2007 at 11:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6fc645e9b4eb7
Oh my freaking god, you men are so immature. And you rag on us about needing to grow up about feminitinty. Women are not allowed. You sound like a five year old that has a tree house ‘gang’ and think girls have cooties or some rediculous thing. You guys have no brains and its funny to watch you men act intellegent to make up for your lack of life, personalaty and brains. So if you could grow up, maybe women wouldn’t be so bitchy. Hey its your fault you drive us up the wall and we have to tell you everything because you can’t get a god damn thing right. And i love how you say women suck at sex. You men really think youre that good. Ha. Thats really amusing…
September 9th, 2007 at 3:39 am - IP Man-Hash: bf1c132f6631e
Immature? Maybe. Right? Fuck yes.
And why is it “rediculous” to think so, hmm?
Women annihilate all structured debate with their idiotic ad-hominem attacks and lack of proper argumentation.
Case in point: You.
Thats a huge generalization. You might want to be careful what you say, especially since all humans inheritly have brains.
And as for intelligence, I think it is cute when you try to spell.
Get back to 4th grade.
Oh, so you would not be bitchy if we grew up?
Nice way to abolish responsibility.
Exept making society work. You conveniently forget who paved the roads, made your computer, and takes your trash to the dumpyard.
Oh, so if a man is bad, a woman cannot be bad?
And you have no way of knowing.
Please do the gene pool a favor, and get sterilized.
September 9th, 2007 at 3:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
I tried to ignore the mindless bleating of this whore, but I was laughing so much at her stupidness I decided to just take her illogical tirade completely apart instead. The more one studies their absence of logic, the more fascinating the study of Y-deficient humans becomes as a subject of scientific interest. So lets do it!
Now here she goes, trying to take the high ground straight up, but shooting herself in the foot with the “Oh my freaking god” part. That’s the teenage girl soap opera crap coming out in her. It’s a bad start.
If you ignore the shitty tone, what we’ve got here is the Me, me, me, me ME!!!! problem, ie: the entitlement whore. She can’t stand the fact that she’s excluded from the discussion. We’ve all seen those little kids stomping their feet and screaming, because they’re being ignored. Well here she is again.
Wow, there’s a shitload of insults and conditional bullshit going on there! She clearly says that women’s bitchiness is due to Men not having “grown up”, and that the infliction of the bitchiness is an OPTIONAL thing, apparently. So this raises a serious question: If little kids are also not yet “grown up”, does that ALSO manifest itself in women being “optionally” bitchy when kids are around? It would concern me if the answer was Yes, but this is exactly what “Hope” would have us believe.
You CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, honey. Do you HATE KIDS, or are you lying about the REASONS for your bitchiness?
Nothings ever HER fault, right?
“Drive us up the wall” means she’s bitching again…
“Have to tell you everything” means she’s nagging again…
“You can’t get a god damn thing right” means nothings ever good enough for this entitlement whore…
- Guys, make damn SURE you never get tricked into marrying a bottom of the barrel woman like this…and thanks Hope, you helped out a lot by providing some great examples of Red Flags for the guys to watch out for.
Your sister said it was good??? And haven’t you ever wondered why I was late home all those times last year?
September 9th, 2007 at 5:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Credits to EEddy for the link.
Why don’t you ladies take you sanctimonious crap ’bout eekualitee somewhere else, aye?
http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/07/pkg.mom.train.cnn
- The Genius of Soul - Born To Lose
September 20th, 2007 at 1:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 737519fc7480b
lol, man. I so agree with this, cos if you look on youtube and have a manly-sized brain you can find feminists complaining about women being porno. I like that they’re porno. I even wish I was porno cos that’s the ideal thing to be. But those femminists, they don’t wanna be the the ideal thing to be. They wanna be fucking (no wait, un-fucking) dorks! Anyway, do us men have to drink as much as you? It’s bad for your dick.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: cf5c1422e9625
Fuckin brilliant. I agree with everything you say, you have very established arguments. I’d like to see the reason behind this… did you walk in on the love of your life with the football team, running train?
Im with you brother man,
AndyG
November 15th, 2007 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4e5f55f1ca283
This is why MAN created the dildo. So women can put us men in the closet and only bring us out when they are desperate enough to get a half assed conversation. Then it’s back to the closet for you!!
November 17th, 2007 at 2:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f2d0b6c6ebb1
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This one was hilarious. Even though, it’s true that men are more visual, how can she know what men think about the cover? I mean it’s stupid to express opinion on things you don’t know. And even if they think it’s just a breast, why is she getting annoyed? Damn it!
I find it wrong though that women should be allowed to breast-feed anywhere. I mean if the baby wants it in a restaurant, you can go to the restroom for it or something because some people will be uncomfortable at the sight.
And I’m comfortable with my body(probably I should after 8 years of gymnastics and 8 of competition dance and teaching dance) and I really don’t mind my boyfriend looking after other girls, as I do look at other men. It’s just a normal reaction. We even talk about other people’s look. Most of a woman’s problems and insecurities come from the way she looks and even though some should really be insecure because they’re fat and fugly and just say “we are curvy, not fat!”, some really have no issue. Same with sex with the light off… I can’t stand it! Unless I’m blindfolded, I want to see! lol. All these come from low self-esteem and not being comfortable with your body. I quit talking to women about my sex life because it’s a waste of time… Not only that I did more than most did, even though I lost my virginity late, but they try to talk me out of it! If a man did something with his girl, she will talk about it with her friends and if she won’t do it again, even though she enjoyed it the first time, it means they made her feel bad about it, mostly due to them being insecure or having bad past experience.
About feminists and porn… Most feminists are low self-esteem, I hate my body women… So they’re envious on how some women make money with what they don’t have… It’s pathetic. And yes, those women have sex for a living, but so do the men pornstars and nobody complains. Actually women have an advantage here, considering they’re better paid. Women have the edge on sexuailty and sensuality but most are dumb and don’t use it… Kind of sad, if you ask me.
@hope:You are stupid. I’m ashamed you are a woman too.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
HAHHAHA. You know what Hope is? The future, supposedly. She was the “valedictorian” at her highschool and managed to win a “scholarship”. What does that reek? What does that spell? AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, thats what.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f2d0b6c6ebb1
“Men are very visual,” says Wheatley, 40, of Amarillo, Texas. “When they see a woman’s breast, they see a breast — regardless of what it’s being used for.”
That should have been between my in the post but for some reason it didn’t apear.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f2d0b6c6ebb1
I got my first job at 14 and 10 months and I work since then and I don’t brag on the Internet about it. If you won a “Scholarship” it’s irelevant if you speak like a douche.
November 17th, 2007 at 4:03 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
True Delia men are more visual. But not a big difference. Who cares more about appearance?
November 17th, 2007 at 4:14 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
…..affirmative action doesn’t get you valedictorian. Granted it can get you a scholarship (depending on what it is), but it can’t get you valedictorian.
November 17th, 2007 at 4:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Then I would say the standard of her institution sucks?
November 17th, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Are you just being mean or are you truly being genuine?
November 17th, 2007 at 4:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f2d0b6c6ebb1
Everyone cares about appearance to a degree. At least I do. Even though I don’t expect my boyfriend to be the best looking man in the world, he must have a certain style and look decent.