Women Hate Boobs
Women hate everything and anything that’s great in the world.
Drinking? Women hate the fuck out of that. That’s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving. Where’s the MADD coalition? Mothers Against Daughters Driving. That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun? Yea, women hate that. They hate fun so much they haven’t even figured out how to pee standing up. Men do that when they’re like two years old.
It turns out women and their Great-Hate of anything and everything great extends (like most things women do) into the realm of complete absurdity. Women also hate boobs.
Babytalk magazine, a magazine on how to be a good mother, recently published an issue featuring a cover with a baby tastefully pretending to feed on an enormous breast.
‘What a tasteful side-boob,’ I said upon seeing it. You can see what women had to say about it by following the link at the end of this article. To sum it up for you, their responses run the gamut of stupidity from, “Do we really need a picture of another fucking boob,” to the reactionary “I shredded it. I fucking shredded it!”
Think that’s fucking stupid? That’s because you’re a man and when you’re reading or listening to comments from women your idiot alarm goes off like a Skiball machine full of fireworks. Everything women say is dumb — especially dumb when they’re giving their opinions. Here, check this doozy of dog shit out.
“I don’t want my son or husband to accidentally see a breast they didn’t want to see.”
What in the name of fuck? First of all, you don’t want your son or your husband to ever see a boob at all, and with that retarded attitude you might have just gotten your wish — might have, except for a little man-saver I like to call Jagermeister.
Secondly, why the fuck did I even read this article past the tasteful picture? I already knew it would be full of how much women hated their bodies and anything that reminds them of themselves naked. I’ll tell you why. I wanted to find one woman who wasn’t foul with self-loathing to name this July’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month.
I found her in Caly “Do What Feels Good” Wood, who had some shit to say about rights or not eating off of a toilet. I don’t remember and it doesn’t really matter. Congratulations, Miss July. The point is, Caly doesn’t hate her body and neither do men. We eat and drink until we think we’re going to throw up and as long as it’s entertaining, we will always take off our shirts. That’s why God didn’t put zippers on shirts when he made them; so they’d be easy to take off.
Seriously, what the fuck. You can’t take them with you.
Women Freaking Out About Side-Boob
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August 21st, 2006 at 5:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
No, Dear Emily. All we’re doing here is simply pointing out that men are better than women.
August 21st, 2006 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: bb4534648d5c2
Hey I was trying to see things from your point of view here and also point out that all girls are not the same! I understand that there are a whole load of shitty, manipulative girls out there who I’m guessing have hurt a lot of guys on this site for crap reasons- just please remember we’re not all like that!!
August 21st, 2006 at 6:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a4ed84419c7b
its called the bear trap she just laid it down now some sucker will step in it and then… whammo his legs fuct fer good and he will never be able to run…
you have to watch this type of woman she pretends to be the “nice one” then after shes done with you you’ll wish she chewed your head off.
August 21st, 2006 at 7:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Thanks for the warning, mean_jake.
August 21st, 2006 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Gentlemen, do you think using multiple accounts and sock-puppets could be considered… oh… ‘manipulative’?
-wolfe
August 21st, 2006 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Emily this site isn\’t a support group about being hurt by women. If it were, it would be called LiveJournal and consist of an infinity of horrible and self-gratifying blog entries about feelings. Men are better than women. Your thoughts on feminism and gender in general are inconsequential and non-sequitur at best.
Now if you would so kindly fuck off my site. No women allowed.
-Dick
August 21st, 2006 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I must say. Anyone care to wager whether she will? Anyway, hard not to notice we seem to be getting higher quality echelon “de facto trolls” round here lately. Certainly a marked improvement over some we’ve had in the past. One in particular, Nicole, springs to mind.
August 21st, 2006 at 10:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 16fe450c572d8
Yes I’m back again, sorry! I just want to point out that there are women out there who are nice! Maybe I’m not just pretending to be nice, I was actually trying to support you guys in some way. I do really, really like guys and I respect them alot so I’m therefore sorry for any mean and dumb things I said and did earlier.
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 15c058d6adf8f
Of course you are pretending. You came in with your real game on and now you want to convince us that that wasn’t the real you.
Fuck off and go admire those boobs. Sounds like a dyke in the making.
Boob watcher….
I am an ass/leg man, don’t care about boobs. I preferr to watch women make an ass out of themselves. They do it often too.
August 22nd, 2006 at 11:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Yet you did them anyway. What possible explanation could there be.
-Dick
August 22nd, 2006 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The impetuousness of youth? I shouldn’t be speaking, really.
September 25th, 2006 at 5:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb77ac8d5375f
Jesus this is too hillarious. It appears that the writer of a famous feminist blog got in trouble for having boobs. Here’s a link to prove it. It’s amazing how much women hate themselves. It is also too funny.
September 25th, 2006 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb77ac8d5375f
Second try at a link
February 26th, 2007 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
I actually quite like my boobs. and othe boobs. they are nice. and fun to play with.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
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February 26th, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
do you not understand sweetheart? I like boobs. They….are…..nice.
get it? its funny how a girl has to spell it out for you.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Sorry, my bad. I don’t interpret stupid too well.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
Well you’ll have to learn to listen to these men on this website
February 26th, 2007 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
What was that? Sorry, can you please translate?
February 28th, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
She was saying, “I am fucking insulting you because my internal vagina, which mirrors my external vagina is angry because Oprah was angry because Tyra Banks was angry because of side-boob”.
OR
She was saying, “I agree with that other dude, tits are nice because women have two like men’s testicles but babies can’t feed from those, well maybe they can but that is just fucked up really……….”.
OR
I don’t give a shit. Megan is OK, even if she was/was not insulting.
Who cares? Everyone likes tits. Except for flatchested women…….then they go buy big fake ones, and men like those too.