Nature’s Filibuster
Arguing with a woman is like walking through a Fun House of Mirrors.
Sure it’s fun for a while. You get to see yourself in new and interesting ways, something that we men love to do to grow emotionally and in character. But then it gets really fucking irritating and disorienting because almost none of it makes any kind of sense and you have to keep backtracking to make progress that you thought you made like ten minutes ago.
Where the fuck are the stairs?
Women define losing an argument as not having the last word.
It’s a completely backwards mindset because in the end nobody learns anything about anything, but that’s how they do it. Think you’re getting somewhere with a woman in a debate about politics or business? Guess again. If she didn’t begin the argument this way in the first place, she will now just start spouting random inane bullshit at you like a sprinkler. Not one of those gentle misting sprinklers either, one of those annoying ones that sound like a machine gun going off and shoots you in the eye when you’re not expecting it.
As a man, your idea of an argument is three fold:
1) Identify the issue.
2) Listen and gather research and information regarding said issue.
3) Try to reach a resolution amiably.
Women, nature’s filibuster, argue like this:
1) Waste as much time as possible.
Women value time and life like a garbage disposal values fine cuisine. It’s just something else to squander away. And really, how can they even understand the concept of time wasted when they have nothing to do with it otherwise. How many women have climbed Everest? None probably. Who cares?
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Amazing logic and amazing presentation. If we only had more real Dick’s around, life would be perfect. MABTW and Dick proves it everyday!
Im sorry, but wasn’t woman created to be the companion of man, not the leader of him?
“Women submit to your husbands and men love your wives”. It clearly laid out for us, nothing to argue about.
Cheers!
-man-space invader-
@ Megz – I like how you sidetracked and proclaimed that “you” beat male debate teams. We all know debate consists of 3 individuals and its a “team effort” yet you are the “one” who is doing all that uber pwnage. Omg!
I am on my school team, could have made nationals and am considered one of the best speakers of my nation yet you dont see me bragging that this somehow means my arguments on this site are “stronger than someone else” because it definitely isnt so. If you are good at debates, argue your case out here. The men will gladly take you on and beat you, hands down.
Yeah, you missed the point also that women tend to focus on “select pieces” of points on which to argue their cases. Most of the time, they love to point out “freudian slips” as well as coming up with impossible scenarios for men to play the judge.
Men work towards a point, substantiate it and build up a solid case around it. Thats why every argument on this site was won by men, and this is not being biased.
The way I figured men argue better than women is this:
In any argument a man decides on a goal or a point first and then finds reasons to support and work towards that goal.
Women start arguing and then try to work the goal around what they had already said. Making it virtualy impossible for them to win any argument, the topic keeps changing because they are arguing towards anything and everything they can think of.
Arguing about business practices with a woman can very easily turn into an argument about how you left your hair in the sink. In the end, in her mind, she won the whole argument because you did indeed leave some hairs in the sink.
Too much of a challenge?!?! OMG..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The only thing females challenge me on, is keeping my sanity. We most certainly do not need females for any fucking reason at all. Child bearing will soon be a thing of science, and your cunt will be out of a job. Once thats been done, there will be no reason at all to continue pandering your weak asses. Live it up while you can….hahaha
the only reason none of you men are listening to me is because i am right, typical man, only hear what they want… except i dont belive in gender stereotypes, so i shuldnt say that………… :)
but you said it you sexist cunt.
Your an idiot why dont you realize he was saying shes and oxymoron. She says one thing then says another. If shes not for evolution then creation. Anyway you go its a man dominated study, women lag along and accept so much credibility when they had a man help them or followed in the footsteps of a man.
the only reason none of you men are listening to me is because i am right, typical man, only hear what they want… except i dont belive in gender stereotypes, so i shuldnt say that………… :)
but you said it you sexist cunt.
Natural selection is seen in Neanderthals that died thousands of years ago that migrated from africa to Israel and to Europe. We see that when modern humans migrated to Europe thousands of years after Neanderthals that natural selection has taken place. We also found a SPECIATION which is the largest part of evolution. That means we found a person burried in portugal with the inherited traits of modern humans and neanderthals. We also see this in the mix of Horses and Donkeys that make Muels. So there is plunty of evidence through the galapagos islands, austrailia with the austrailian pithicine, the africanus, the cro-magnums, and the neanderthals, we also see it through the dinosaurs. You should not make comments you know a little about because If scientists didnt have shit for brains and this was bullshit then they wouldnt have made Evolution an accepted law.
Your full of shit we could beat you in any subject and you would just circle around the same thing.
Not anymore MEgz because we have the ability to clown, we dont need you but for your loose skin.
Your full of shit we could beat you in any subject and you would just circle around the same thing.
jezebel said:
Ozgur, you are a classic jackass. Women are the glue that holds the entire world together. Your ridiculous rant seems to prove my theory that men are devoid of any intellectual properties, considering women “unnecessary” or “high maintenance”.
—Hmm, I would like to see how women are the “glue” that holds society together. I wonder who pays the most in taxes? I wonder who created and still maintains most of societies vital functions? Tell me again what women do that is so important besides childbirth? I wonder who built the building that you are typing this misandric blather? I wonder who maintains it as well? How about the electricity thats powering your computer? I wonder who built and designed that box you are typing into?–
Guess what, homo.
-Read laws of women-
Men need women and women need men. It takes two. While I believe women have evolved naturally and also fought hard to have equal rights (still not anything close to being equal, especially in third world countries)
-With equal rights comes equal responsibilities. When are women going to step up to that plate without a government paycheck and the bondage of debt slavery? In most industrialized countries things are about as equal as its going to get? When will women stop asking for more help if they are so empowered and independent? What is your definition of “equality”?–
men have stayed about the same as from the neanderthal era: raping, pillaging, murdering, beating their wives. Grunting, farting and scratching their balls in public.
–If all men were like this you would be one very well raped and murdered woman by now. Have a care when you insult half of the worlds population. Men are the ones that have built this civilization, while you ladies have come along for the free ride. Whats funny is that while we have created it, you ladies are well on your way torwards destroying western society, in your “quest” for “equality”. Take a look at the world you live in jezebel, nothing in nature is “equal” nor will it ever be.—
Men refuse to relinquish their control over the world.
Why should we? If we do indeed “control” the world what have women done to “earn” (I know its a hard word for a woman to understand) any portion of that power?
For god’s sake — men in the Middle East do not allow women to work, drive or receive an education. Middle Eastern men cannot handle knowing that women are equal in EVERY way save brute strenght and they fight this every day.
-There are several innate biological differences between men and women. This is a scientific fact. Why are women still shunning hard sciences if we are so equal? How about athletic ability? Is it because they are inherently lazy or is it because they don’t get a free ride?–
The only reason European and American men “allow” women something along the lines of equality is because women have fought tooth and nail to be educated and allowed to vote and own property.
-”Fought tooth and nail”? Please, the womens suffrage movement lasted all of maybe ten years. As is typical of a woman you fail to mention the fact that for most of the time when they couldn’t vote, neither could people of color, or non-property owners many of which were men.–
Let me ask you a question: How would you like to be treated as an inferior being just because of the sex that you were born with?
-I give people the respect they deserve (there’s that “earn” word again), not what they think they deserve because they were born with a different sex organ. How individuals treat each other is completely up to them, it shouldn’t be used as a straw man arguement in the gender dispute. You use a typical shaming tactic that has grown quite old.–
Do you think that is fair? I think not, but you are probably too bullheaded to admit it.
-Typical woman, more insults no logic.–
Could be you hate women b/c you cannot maintain one —
–Why is it that we have to “hate” women simply because you don’t agree with us? Why is it that women still have to be “maintained” if they are so equal? Your hypocrisy is quite blatant, sadly however not surprising. –
maybe you haven’t seen a pair of tits in ten years and it kills you inside and makes you hate us.
-Read laws of women once again–
Your problem lies deep within you — what you wrote is a defense mechanism — lashing out at women because we are too much of a challenge for you…
-Hey its Dr. Phils sidekick jezebel! Welcome to the show! Do you honestly think that I believe any of that psychobabble? Women aren’t really a challenge, they can be quite simple creatures. Most of them simply like to think that they’re “challenging” or “complex” when in reality many are nothing more that emotionally driven harpies with a chip on their shoulder (much like yourself).—
—Strength and Honor—
jezebel, I have an article just for you prepared for Monday. Don’t read it though because you don’t belong on my fucking site. Fuck off.
-Dick
Lol
jezebel, I have an article just for you prepared for Monday. Don’t read it though because you don’t belong on my fucking site. Fuck off.
-Dick
If we could give an award for the dumbest female troll to drop by then Jezebel would get my vote.
Jezebel your delusional… Maybe you’ll meet the same fate as the Jezebel of old. You know Dogmeat. Equal in every way? Roflmao
So we were born with sex?
You are wrong, wrong & still wrong…
If men are devoid of any intellectual properties, then explain why men have created every important invention in the world. No on second thought don’t explain nothing take you stupid ass away from here.
Why do women have to be maintained?
Anyone? Anyone?!!???!!!
I give up.
The men in the Middle East may have their flaws, but at least they know how to treat their women. I’m sure the rate of aids is lower there than in the West, where ‘women are more liberated.’ I wouldn’t be surprised if rape and violence against women is minimized, simply because women know their place and are thus less likely to attract a rapist, or to instigate a beat-down by their husband.
Ozgur, you are a classic jackass. Women are the glue that holds the entire world together. Your ridiculous rant seems to prove my theory that men are devoid of any intellectual properties, considering women “unnecessary” or “high maintenance”. Guess what, homo. Men need women and women need men. It takes two. While I believe women have evolved naturally and also fought hard to have equal rights (still not anything close to being equal, especially in third world countries) men have stayed about the same as from the neanderthal era: raping, pillaging, murdering, beating their wives. Grunting, farting and scratching their balls in public. Men refuse to relinquish their control over the world. For god’s sake — men in the Middle East do not allow women to work, drive or receive an education. Middle Eastern men cannot handle knowing that women are equal in EVERY way save brute strenght and they fight this every day. The only reason European and American men “allow” women something along the lines of equality is because women have fought tooth and nail to be educated and allowed to vote and own property. Let me ask you a question: How would you like to be treated as an inferior being just because of the sex that you were born with? Do you think that is fair? I think not, but you are probably too bullheaded to admit it. Could be you hate women b/c you cannot maintain one — maybe you haven’t seen a pair of tits in ten years and it kills you inside and makes you hate us. Your problem lies deep within you — what you wrote is a defense mechanism — lashing out at women because we are too much of a challenge for you…
This is how every one of you says something like this. Theres a questioning of sexuality, then for some reason a comment about how Dick supposedly can’t maintain a woman of his own, then about how “woemn are too good” for him.
Originality helps. Maybe you could have said something like Dick has an amazing mustache that makes all the women within a ten mile radius of him so jealous that their brain matter deteriorates immediately to avoid other radiation-related injuries? It makers about as much sense, but it’s a lot less stupid (Or a lot more stupid in an awesome way. Your call.)