Nature’s Filibuster
Arguing with a woman is like walking through a Fun House of Mirrors.
Sure it’s fun for a while. You get to see yourself in new and interesting ways, something that we men love to do to grow emotionally and in character. But then it gets really fucking irritating and disorienting because almost none of it makes any kind of sense and you have to keep backtracking to make progress that you thought you made like ten minutes ago.
Where the fuck are the stairs?
Women define losing an argument as not having the last word.
It’s a completely backwards mindset because in the end nobody learns anything about anything, but that’s how they do it. Think you’re getting somewhere with a woman in a debate about politics or business? Guess again. If she didn’t begin the argument this way in the first place, she will now just start spouting random inane bullshit at you like a sprinkler. Not one of those gentle misting sprinklers either, one of those annoying ones that sound like a machine gun going off and shoots you in the eye when you’re not expecting it.
As a man, your idea of an argument is three fold:
1) Identify the issue.
2) Listen and gather research and information regarding said issue.
3) Try to reach a resolution amiably.
Women, nature’s filibuster, argue like this:
1) Waste as much time as possible.
Women value time and life like a garbage disposal values fine cuisine. It’s just something else to squander away. And really, how can they even understand the concept of time wasted when they have nothing to do with it otherwise. How many women have climbed Everest? None probably. Who cares?
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September 11th, 2005 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: b7f3ef1638e64
I think we’ve all missed an important point here. Nicole, you listed a bunch of women who were the first women from various countries to climb Everest. But the thing is, who does care? So what if they were the first woman from some country to do it? Was she the first PERSON to do it? No. That was a man. And that’s the only first that counts. I don’t care who climbed it after the first guy, but none of them can say they were the first person to climb it. Heck, I could go climb Mt. Everest with a random object, say, a mouse pad, since that’s the first thing I just looked at, and say “look at me, I’m the first person to climb Mt. Everest with a mouse pad! Isn’t that great?” And would anyone care? Is my accomplishment of any historical significance? No.
And as for that Y Chromosome is disappearing bull that someone else said, it is impossible. Or at least, you better hope so. If they Y Chromosome disappears, and men disappear, then guess what? The HUMAN RACE DISAPPEARS!!!!! Anyone who’s taken a 6th grade health class knows that men are necessary for procreation, and thus, if men were to cease to exist, so would the human race. So, yeah, you’re right. Everyone will stop talking/caring about men. Because there won’t be any humans around to talk about them! If this is true, which I can’t believe, then you women better hurry up and learn how to reproduce asexually, or the human race is screwed.
September 16th, 2005 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
I actually already addressed the y-chromosome thing up here:
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-natures-filibuster/#comment -1586
I find is extremely interesting that the reason scientists believe that the Y chromosome isn’t going anywhere is that the y chromosome carries an extra brain gene that was critical to human evolution…
September 23rd, 2005 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4793229809cef
ok elliott, lets talk about the world that men have created, in the words of system of a down “4000 hungry children leave us per hour from starvation while billions are spent on bombs, creating death showers” or what about the fact that NASA is going to spend a few hundred billion dollars sending people into space again when most of the world lives in poverty. geez, thanks guys, you did a wonderful job of ‘creating’ this world, as such, but how about you move aside and let the people who should run the world do there jobs, people like ‘jake the snake’ and nicole and hotencia (or what ever the name is)…. hmmm, interesting thought
September 23rd, 2005 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4793229809cef
by the way, how can you just say that evolution is true? it is just a theory. i dont know that much about it, so dont think that i think i know everything, but i do know one thing for sure, there is a lot of holes in that theory. for example, if we all origionated from the one cell, where did that cell origionate? how do people evole thoughts, feelings and emotions? and if the DNA in a cell requires the protein to be created, and the protien needs the DNA to be created, how did these cells come about? i know this is very off topic, but if your going to argue with facts, make sure they are definate facts first
September 23rd, 2005 at 7:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Thanks for being a hilarious example and proving the point, sera…
September 23rd, 2005 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
Oh wonderful. This is a classic example of how women can’t keep themselves from eating a mouthful of foot as often as possible.
Evolution is a fact, sera. The mechanism to support it (AKA natural selection) is what is commonly referred to as the “theory of evolution�.
The fact that you would open your mouth about evolution when you didn’t even know that much is so clueless and silly and dumb that I can barely contain myself. You’re a complete waste of time.
-Dick
September 23rd, 2005 at 8:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 80b7a0d34cc49
and your not? come on, dick, you made a website to argue the point that men are better than women, yet you never seem to do much arguing, then you claim that i am the waste of time? sure, your a wizz at spelling and grammer, you have shown that point very well, unfortunatly, for all your corrections and lame, piss poor comebacks, you never really seem to present anymore than opinion. im not going to say i dont state my opinion, but people like nicole have presented far more evidence for their claims than you ever could. and where the fuck have you been learning about evolution? maybe it is because it has been such a long time since you have been to school, but that is not what i, and the rest of my school, have been taught, and i happen to go to one of the best schools in my state, so, fuck you, get a life, buy a goldfish, talk to the mailman and relax a little, you are going to give yourself an ulcer. cant you see the funny side of any of this? ahhhhh….. your killing me, dick. oh, would you mind answering the rest of the post made by the other girls, i know it must be hard, you know, since you have clearly lost the battle…. but grow some balls…. be a man…. think, what would your mother do in this situation? run and hide a put her tail between her legs like you do? or facing up to her mistakes? just a thought….. have a nice day :)
September 23rd, 2005 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 80b7a0d34cc49
by the way, natural selection doesn’t really prove evolution, as genetic information is actually lost in the process, not gained. and you didnt answer the rest of my post, where did the origional cells come from, what was it that banged? hmmmm, maybe it was charles darwins head when he when he made up the THEORY of natural selection and evolution….. all i can say is, maybe you should look for some other point of views, other than just your outdated text book. i have researched the topic from a number of different points of views. by just taking what you hear first as actual truth, how has this proven that you are an advanced species? another ‘fact’ used to prove evolution is that embryos have gills that are lost, wow, now that is elementary, since that has been disproved long ago, along with a lot of other things. now, im not saying there isnt evidence for evolution, there is, it is just that there are other contexts in which that evidence can be applied.
September 23rd, 2005 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 80b7a0d34cc49
ok, natural selection has been proven, didnt mean that it is just a theory, just mean that it shouldnt be used exclusivly as proof for evolution.
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
The laughs keep on rollin’ in…
September 24th, 2005 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
It doesn’t matter what you are or aren’t saying, sera. No one’s listening, you don’t know shit, and your opinion doesn’t matter.
You’re just like every other woman on Earth — wandering into the middle of an educated, male dominated discourse on who cares what and speaking your mind like a man taking out a trash bag full of turkey carcass and gravy refuse.
-Dick
September 24th, 2005 at 3:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e9e9fadaaaa4
see what happened? Sera gave an educated comment with facts and BIG WORDS!!! and all Dick can reply back with is “…turkey carcass and gravy refuse…”, it is you Dick who actually disproves every single opinion about “dumb women” that you have…
September 24th, 2005 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: ede4b54b5a72e
alen, here is a hint, with a sense of humour like yours, you are bound to fail in life… science isnt funny, you are just stupid. now run along please, the educated people are trying to discuss…
September 25th, 2005 at 1:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c02f21d37550
Not only is Alen funny, but science is one of the most hilarious things that a man has in his man bag.
You ladies are more ridiculous and retarded than usual. Is it back to school season or something? Has some man shown you how to use the library computer systems.
-Dick
September 25th, 2005 at 1:58 am - IP Man-Hash: ede4b54b5a72e
wow dick, your hurting my feelings, stop. want to know something funny? i tried to teach my father how to use the computer, as did my brother, and he still doesnt even know how to turn it on.. actually, there are a lot of humourus stories about my dads inability to use technology….
September 25th, 2005 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: ede4b54b5a72e
the only reason none of you men are listening to me is because i am right, typical man, only hear what they want… except i dont belive in gender stereotypes, so i shuldnt say that………… :)
September 25th, 2005 at 7:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
sera, you should try stereotyping sometimes. Contrary to what the politically correct in our society like to say, it actually fucking works alot of the time. Irishman at a bar? Yes, buy him a drink. Middle eastern man trying to board a plane, clutching a Koran and wires protruding from his platform shoes? Yes, detain him. Woman blabbing nonsense on a website where she’s not even welcome? Yes, ignore her.
September 25th, 2005 at 12:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: c45c824cfe677
Wow, sera, I tried to pay attention to you, I really did. But you lost me when you couldn’t get a single opinion straight without later contradicting it. So, natural selection is a theory, oh wait now you say it’s a fact? Oh, all men listen only to what they want to hear, wait, now you say you don’t believe that because you don’t want to stereotype people? Can you make up your mind on anything? And, if you don’t want to believe in evolution, then am I correct in assuming you believe in Creation? In which case, lol, you just defeated yourself, because the Genesis says that God created Adam first, and then created Eve just to keep Adam from being bored, and to pretty much be his servant, so congratulations on advancing the cause of feminism! Moron….
September 25th, 2005 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
George, there are more than two theories. You shouldn’t make such rash assumptions and then present them as evidence if you want anyone to take you seriously in life.
September 25th, 2005 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Science may or may not be funny, sera; but you’re a riot.