Nature’s Filibuster
Arguing with a woman is like walking through a Fun House of Mirrors.
Sure it’s fun for a while. You get to see yourself in new and interesting ways, something that we men love to do to grow emotionally and in character. But then it gets really fucking irritating and disorienting because almost none of it makes any kind of sense and you have to keep backtracking to make progress that you thought you made like ten minutes ago.
Where the fuck are the stairs?
Women define losing an argument as not having the last word.
It’s a completely backwards mindset because in the end nobody learns anything about anything, but that’s how they do it. Think you’re getting somewhere with a woman in a debate about politics or business? Guess again. If she didn’t begin the argument this way in the first place, she will now just start spouting random inane bullshit at you like a sprinkler. Not one of those gentle misting sprinklers either, one of those annoying ones that sound like a machine gun going off and shoots you in the eye when you’re not expecting it.
As a man, your idea of an argument is three fold:
1) Identify the issue.
2) Listen and gather research and information regarding said issue.
3) Try to reach a resolution amiably.
Women, nature’s filibuster, argue like this:
1) Waste as much time as possible.
Women value time and life like a garbage disposal values fine cuisine. It’s just something else to squander away. And really, how can they even understand the concept of time wasted when they have nothing to do with it otherwise. How many women have climbed Everest? None probably. Who cares?
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June 27th, 2005 at 9:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
Nicole-
You’re so prejudgmental it’s not even funny. This would be what men call “The pot calling the kettle black”. Look it up, perhaps you could learn something instead of talking out of your ass all day.
June 28th, 2005 at 12:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 868f03654397f
Excuse me, but i happen to enjoy arguing, and have beaten many males at it. I am 14, and have beaten several adults - even a top psychiatrist (male). I have won arguments against several 18 year old males. I am part of the school debating team, and we are coming 3rd out of 40 teams, and are in the quater-finals. In fact, we were coming first for all but one of the normal rounds (normal as in not elimination or quater/semi-finals) except the team we were meant to be playing against defaulted, which meant that although we won, we won by default and so didn’t get as many points. I have gotten best speaker several times, even when we were debating against teams with males, or made up of all males.
June 28th, 2005 at 12:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 868f03654397f
Matthias Robl Says:
June 3rd, 2005 at 11:07 am
Hello Mentlemen,
I have met Dick at the Men’s conference here in Germany and he has shown me this site. As a three time everest climber, this argument in particular has caught my attention. To avoid further argument I will keep this short. Do you know what the root for the sherpa word for ‘woman’ breaks down to?
‘Unnecessary load’.
—you owe your life to this so called “unnecessary load.” Women and men rely upon each other to survive…yes, men DO need women to live! So women are only as unnecessary as humankind, which INCLUDES males!
June 28th, 2005 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
That’s awesome, Megz. Congratulations on a bunch of worthless grade-school shit that no one cares about. Now would you mind doing us all a favor and shutting the hell up? Thanks.
-Dick
June 28th, 2005 at 5:05 am - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Dick, just because you have no achievements doesn’t mean you should attempt to squash other peoples.
P.S you spelt “favor� wrong.
June 28th, 2005 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
You spelt “foot in your mouth” perfectly.
Here’s a site you might find interesting as a poseur — excuse me I mean poet.
-Dick
June 28th, 2005 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
Congratulations. You were a total jerk to her. How about using manners and being polite? A man is always polite to a woman. You need to learn this.
Kaoru
June 28th, 2005 at 1:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc0a1f47284ec
Yankee spellings are different to UK English spellings, you’re both right.
June 28th, 2005 at 1:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0c7c73d83830
We all already know that Hortencia. That’s why women are banned from the site. So we don’t have to waste time explaining the basics of life and grammar while we discuss the issues.
Also, how is “you spelt “favorâ€? wrong” also right? Is “Girl Powerâ€? involved somehow?
-Dick
June 29th, 2005 at 3:23 am - IP Man-Hash: ffcbff2933b8d
In regards to Evil Pundits comment about the Y-Chromosome Deficiency Syndrome = you may be interested to know that the y chromisome is shrinking. At the rate it is shrinking in 125000 years, men will no longer be in existance. Afer you die, and are re-incarnated as a female after those 125000 years have passed, you will read comments like the one you just made and think ‘dear god those men were ignorant cunts’. Basicly what i’m saying is that whether you like it or not, women are here to stay. Men however, are going to go. And not with a bang either. They will fizzle out until no-one even gives a damn they existed in the first place. You really need to do a bit of research before you make rediculous claims like this one.
June 29th, 2005 at 3:28 am - IP Man-Hash: ffcbff2933b8d
*i correct myself - i meant to say ‘rediculous claims like the ones you sexist cockless men have been making’. I guessed i had better correct myself to take away the only form of rebuttal you will be able to come up with.
June 29th, 2005 at 8:02 am - IP Man-Hash: a94a238fe564c
Courtney - “i meant to say ‘rediculous ”
I’m sure you did, you cute little thing.
July 1st, 2005 at 11:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
Courteny,
It is spelled “ridiculous…” Bad spelling and bad grammar are not a good thing.
And, where on earth did you get this Y chromosomes(You spelled that word wrong too, among other words.) are shrinking stuff? I’ve never heard of such a thing. I don’t believe this to be so. Prove it please.
Kaoru
July 2nd, 2005 at 4:21 am - IP Man-Hash: a0f4c7b636e9d
The Y chromosome is getting shorter, in the last couple of million years it has gone from carrying about 1000 genes to about 80 genes. So very very slowly it is getting shorter, but obviously it will never become extinct-this would pose a serious problem for mankind. This is due to the fact that the Y chromosome has developed a biazzare way of repairing itself and so will always carry the male characteristics and will always exist.
July 2nd, 2005 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: b4de96109b641
Yeah, I can’t imagine that the male charactaristics would disappear. That makes no sense. The only thing I can see, is some sort of evolution taking place due to this. But, I’m not a geneticist, so I am not going to comment further on a subject I don’t know a lot about.
July 2nd, 2005 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
You shouldn’t have commented at all on something you know nothing about.
-Dick
July 4th, 2005 at 3:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9adc407188f8
Dick, your not an athlete, fashion designer, chef, computer technician, rapist (I hope), mother, gay (I’m guessing), space man, script writer, army general, mathematician or president (did I miss any?), yet you do not shut up about any of these topics.
So why don’t you be a gentleman for once and let Kaoru have their say.
July 15th, 2005 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 7c9ec4269a80e
It pains me to see women come to a site entitled “Men Are Better Than Women”, read the painful truth, then try to champion the idea of equity among the genders. Talk about picking the wrong audience. Ladies, I appreciate your efforts, but as the front page plainly reads, you are not allowed in here. Please pack up your shit and find your way back to your inferior existence while the adults (read: men) discuss our adult (read: manly) topics.
July 15th, 2005 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: fa48aa19ef342
Esther, the only manly topics you discuss on this site are the achievements of people who you haven’t even met.
Your claims to fame seem to be that you have one more body part in comment with these men than half of the world’s population.
Why don’t you just get over the fact that although there have been many great men who have contributed in society, you are not one of them.
Who exactly is this website helping?
I’m guessing there hasn’t been any mention of any major worldwide events on this site that have happened recently, because all the men here are stuck in a time that no longer exists. Equality is here. Get over it.
July 17th, 2005 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Nicole,
‘a large number considering your, “How many women have climbed Everest? None probably.â€? comment.’
In order to determine if a number is “large” you need to compare it to something. In this case, that would be to the number of men that have climbed everest.
Please refer to the following:
http://www.bielefeldt.de/everestse.htm
According to these statistics as of 2002, 79 successfull climbs were successfully completed by women…. out of a total of 1659
This means that 4.76% of climbs where by women; and 95.23% were by men.
Statistically speaking, the number of women that climbed everest is insignificant; and by and large it is true that men climb everest.
(Although it may be significant to girls dreams for themselves)
Dick was not so far off on his original claim as you would have people believe.