Women Nurses Are Gross
In the 50’s, women kept their mouths shut a lot more than they do today — in fact they kept their mouths shut almost all the time. Imagine that! That could be why there was so much less homosexuality in the 50’s, but I wouldn’t know. That’s not my area of expertise.
Without all that gabbing, women were able to concentrate their tiny brains on doing three or four jobs competently instead of doing all jobs worthlessly. Obviously, I’m talking about cooking, cleaning, drink-refreshening, and nursing.
Today’s modern woman is different than her 50’s counterpart. She’s fatter, she won’t shut the fuck up, she can’t cook, she’s a complete mess, drinks are out of the fucking question, and worst of all she makes a shitty nurse.
Men have a little thing called Class that gets us through the day. For example, men who are in the army or who are pilots conduct themselves and engage others with respect at all times. Yes, I know that’s how men are usually, but doing it in a sharp uniform makes a difference. A classy difference. We men realize we are responsible for our actions and will be judged accordingly. Women don’t, but that’s obvious by just taking a walk down the street. If you’re on a prostitute scavenger hunt, you’re going to guess wrong 99 out of 99 times.
What about men who are doctors? You better believe they conduct themselves with class — shitloads of it. Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
I was shopping for a new pair of shoelaces the other day — the fourth set of shoelaces I’ve purchased for this particular pair of shoes, which nets me about 4,000 Man Points. During the adventure, I spotted a herd of nurses walking out of the shop ahead of me.
Do you know how I knew they were nurses? It wasn’t because they were fat or looked like bitches who enjoyed hanging a little bit of power over the heads of people with broken arms and kids in croup coughing fits. It was because they were wearing their precious nurse uniforms. The paisley and purple two-piece poncho scrubs meant to soak up the grime and juice of life’s little accidents.
Let me put it another way. Nurses wear their blood-smocks to the fucking supermarket.
Could there be anything more crass and insensitive than a nurse wearing her used hospital rags to a public place. What about those of us who have recently experienced traumatic personal losses, most of which happen in hospitals? Are we supposed to just sit there and choke on the sight of more nurses sitting around doing nothing? What about those of us who think it’s disgusting?
Like usual, women are as proud of everything they are (and need to wear it like a sash of merit badges) at all times. They can’t even hold their pointless little “personalities” in long enough to clumsily blurt them out shamelessly during a conversation. To women, that’s known as being subtle.
If there were any lady firemen or lady garbage men, your local Starbucks would be full of hoses and shit.
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September 4th, 2006 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 2087bdfcc3cc3
I would like to posit that perhaps that is why there were less divorces during that period as well.
Hello! There was less divorce because women were reliant on men. As soon as women took the stance and became their own person, divorce skyrocketed because they weren’t going to put up with our shit!
September 4th, 2006 at 8:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
This is the best one yet. That one give-away is so mind-bendingly stupid that I can’t stop laughing enough to tear that post to shreds.
September 4th, 2006 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 2087bdfcc3cc3
Stop touching those women in their dirty nurse outfits and you may stop getting those colds. Do you actually think colds are transmitted through the air? You pick colds up by touching so keep your dirty old man hands off these females who work to help not hurt people.
September 4th, 2006 at 8:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Stop pretending to be a man, Jimbo Limbo. You’re not fooling anybody. Men wouldn’t use a stupid-american-teenaged-girl slang like “Hello!”
September 4th, 2006 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Actually, the flue is, in fact, airbourne. That’s one of the things that make it so contagious.
Its short incubation period is what makes it less so.
Silly creature.
September 4th, 2006 at 3:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4d88c21a2dc46
Its so wrapped up with trying to rationalize why it should get its entitlements, that it can’t make a lick of sense.
-Strength and Honor-
September 4th, 2006 at 4:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: a534d221e3ca9
Don’t put me in your guilt trip I didn’t cheat on them and since you sound like a 10 year ol then I don’t think you have either.
Women don’t respect any man, you just don’t have a clue little girl.
Women have no right to steal anything from a man.
She should go back to Daddy if she can’t please her man.
February 8th, 2007 at 5:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 093be205664d0
Sex is the first step in giving birth…
March 24th, 2007 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb0193ec17432
Absolutely. But on the “powerful politician” of the future: I hold out very little optimism at this point. I cannot believe Obama/Osama (whatever the name is) will be a bastion of male strength/hope; and there are no words to describe the utter horror that will decend upon the earth if the “she-bitch” from Arkansas (and now NY) actually succeeds (of course, on her husband’s travails).
July 9th, 2007 at 11:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
you idiot, dick, not everyone who wears scrubs is a NURSE.
DUMBASS X100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
oh yea, and i see male “doctors” in their green scrubs all the time at the store. are you a hypochondriac?
September 25th, 2007 at 3:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9e3f6bbdba551
You people are a bunch of fucking idiots!! and you deserve to die
September 25th, 2007 at 4:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Lead the way.
September 25th, 2007 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
4 million years of evolution says you’re wrong.
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Well, first off there was virtually no homosexuality in 50’s because it was severely frowned upon.
Secondly, the size of your brain does not effect your level of intelligence, so ” our tiny brains ” can wrap around plenty of subjects, including medicine, which in fact i was going to go into, i had already known about 50 diseases, and had known what they were, what caused them, and how to treat them, and i was 12.
Also, not all modern women are fat. Men are also a large percentage of the overweight population.
And how many times have you been to the hospital that you are able to make the statement that women are bad nurses?
Women take themselves seriously, and are professional, and walking down the street I could take a guess of how many of the men are employed by how they dress, I would be wrong. Most of them would be wearing a wife-beater with paint stained Levi’s
And what business is yours what they wear on their breaks?
And i find your ignorance amusing, after countless hours at the hospital, they are taking a break! not sitting around doing nothing! God, you say you’re so smart but you miss the obvious.
And by the way, there are fire women, but women are too smart to drop out of high school and become a garbage woman
April 1st, 2008 at 9:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6f24310788d2
Maybe, but I’d be willing to bet that science proves you wrong. Here’s the real reason why homosexuality has become so prevalent since the 1950s. Since scientists have recently uncovered what actually causes homosexuality, changes in a mother’s testosterone levels during pregnancy. The easy part was then figuring out the trigger. Wanna guess what that trigger is? Stress. Now what could possibly be stressing-out women more today than women of the 1950s? That’s easy, work outside the home! Feel free to look that up. I guess it sucks when science tears down your little feminist house of cards.
True, brain size does not “effect” (I think you mean affect) intelligence levels, but again science has shown that female and male brains are fundamentally different. In fact, all children’s brains start off as female in the womb. It’s not until several days after a baby boy is born that his brain’s size begins to increase and develop differently. Science shows us that women’s brains, when asleep are as busy as a man’s when doing a complex problem.
Basically this means you girls can’t shut off all that chatter in your heads even when you’re sleep. It also tells us why men exhibit the concentration and interest necessary to handle complexities like calculus, chemistry, and quantum mechanics. Not only this, but since men are able to utilize their right brain hemispheres independent of the left, unlike women who use both halves all the time. It also explains why there are so many more male artists, poets, and musicians. See Steve Moxon’s The Woman Racket for the studies to which I’m referring.
You should probably cite a source for this, but nevertheless it’s a biological fact that women tend to have more body fat then men. Even a certain amount of fat is necessary for proper menstruation. Sporadic menstruation is a common health problem in female runners and swimmers. Couple the stress I mentioned above with cortisol, a naturally occurring stress hormone, and you get women who are even fatter than they have ever been in the last 200 years. I’m afraid you can’t deny the science of biology.
Even my own dear mother who’s been a nurse for the last 40 years says that women look like trash wearing those colorful scrubs out in public. In my opinion women and men looked more professional in hospital-white. Most hospitals even provide locker rooms to change in, so there’s no excuse for wearing fecal and urine covered pajamas out in public. Further, unless there’s something I don’t know, most men (and women) in my profession wear slacks and a polo. I suppose you’d never guess we develop server BMC firmware for a living. I guess it’s a good thing I told what we do, because I’ve never seen any of the developers wear a wifebeater to work.
And while there may be female firefighters, they are few, and don’t have to make half the physical requirements of their male counterparts. It’s basically a walk-on role for a woman. The same goes for women in the military who only have to do 60% of the work that a man does in order to pass the physical standards tests.
Oh, and by the way, it may not be glamorous but garbage men make a lot more money than you think. Garbage man is another of those dangerous high-paying occupations that women just won’t lift a finger to do. Also, large cities that facilitate their own waste management programs, require a high school diploma or GED. I guess facts are a little too painful to swallow sometimes.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d609fe4ff3d32
Bahahahaha!!!!!! Women couldn’t accomplish as much in a thousand years as men could in fifty. Women lack the logic necessary for progress. Women will never, ever surpass men. No matter how much work they put in.
The only reason women ever “advance” is because they are handed everything, and all of their hard work is left to us men so we can clean up their messes.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 416aa8dd410e6
How fucking stupid is this guy? So after you had a traumatic loss of a family member who maybe had to go in a ambulance you get choked up when you see them again? What an idiot!
April 11th, 2008 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 496671de8dd26
>>Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
my brother, a doctor, is married to a nurse who was a cheerleader. true story.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 496671de8dd26
>>Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
my brother, a doctor, is married to a nurse who was a cheerleader in high school. true story.
April 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5533a0cae2a94
Oh Dick I hope you choke and some nurse just walks by and lets you drop dead :)