Women Nurses Are Gross

In the 50’s, women kept their mouths shut a lot more than they do today — in fact they kept their mouths shut almost all the time. Imagine that! That could be why there was so much less homosexuality in the 50’s, but I wouldn’t know. That’s not my area of expertise.

Without all that gabbing, women were able to concentrate their tiny brains on doing three or four jobs competently instead of doing all jobs worthlessly. Obviously, I’m talking about cooking, cleaning, drink-refreshening, and nursing.

Today’s modern woman is different than her 50’s counterpart. She’s fatter, she won’t shut the fuck up, she can’t cook, she’s a complete mess, drinks are out of the fucking question, and worst of all she makes a shitty nurse.

Men have a little thing called Class that gets us through the day. For example, men who are in the army or who are pilots conduct themselves and engage others with respect at all times. Yes, I know that’s how men are usually, but doing it in a sharp uniform makes a difference. A classy difference. We men realize we are responsible for our actions and will be judged accordingly. Women don’t, but that’s obvious by just taking a walk down the street. If you’re on a prostitute scavenger hunt, you’re going to guess wrong 99 out of 99 times.

What about men who are doctors? You better believe they conduct themselves with class — shitloads of it. Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.

I was shopping for a new pair of shoelaces the other day — the fourth set of shoelaces I’ve purchased for this particular pair of shoes, which nets me about 4,000 Man Points. During the adventure, I spotted a herd of nurses walking out of the shop ahead of me.

Do you know how I knew they were nurses? It wasn’t because they were fat or looked like bitches who enjoyed hanging a little bit of power over the heads of people with broken arms and kids in croup coughing fits. It was because they were wearing their precious nurse uniforms. The paisley and purple two-piece poncho scrubs meant to soak up the grime and juice of life’s little accidents.

Let me put it another way. Nurses wear their blood-smocks to the fucking supermarket.

Could there be anything more crass and insensitive than a nurse wearing her used hospital rags to a public place. What about those of us who have recently experienced traumatic personal losses, most of which happen in hospitals? Are we supposed to just sit there and choke on the sight of more nurses sitting around doing nothing? What about those of us who think it’s disgusting?

Like usual, women are as proud of everything they are (and need to wear it like a sash of merit badges) at all times. They can’t even hold their pointless little “personalities” in long enough to clumsily blurt them out shamelessly during a conversation. To women, that’s known as being subtle.

If there were any lady firemen or lady garbage men, your local Starbucks would be full of hoses and shit.

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Comment by diamatik
2006-09-04 08:49:24 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Stop pretending to be a man, Jimbo Limbo. You’re not fooling anybody. Men wouldn’t use a stupid-american-teenaged-girl slang like “Hello!”

 
Comment by Jimbo Limbo
2006-09-04 08:24:31 - IP Man-Hash: 2087bdfcc3cc3

Sy said:

I would just like to add something that you seemed to leave out Dick (unless i diden’t catch it, wich is also very possible hehe), that it’s also very unhygenic to wear cloths used to nurse sick contaminated people. It’s downright evil, next time i get a cold or something worse i’ll think about the last time i saw a nurse at the mall

Stop touching those women in their dirty nurse outfits and you may stop getting those colds. Do you actually think colds are transmitted through the air? You pick colds up by touching so keep your dirty old man hands off these females who work to help not hurt people.

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-09-04 08:22:26 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Jimbo Limbo said:

It seems to me that you men … We sound like SICK womanizers. Get over it!!

This is the best one yet. That one give-away is so mind-bendingly stupid that I can’t stop laughing enough to tear that post to shreds.

 
Comment by Jimbo Limbo
2006-09-04 08:21:25 - IP Man-Hash: 2087bdfcc3cc3

diamatik said:

In the 50’s, women kept their mouths shut a lot more than they do today — in fact they kept their mouths shut almost all the time. Imagine that! That could be why there was so much less homosexuality in the 50’s

I would like to posit that perhaps that is why there were less divorces during that period as well.
Hello! There was less divorce because women were reliant on men. As soon as women took the stance and became their own person, divorce skyrocketed because they weren’t going to put up with our shit!

 
Comment by Jimbo Limbo
2006-09-04 08:19:44 - IP Man-Hash: 2087bdfcc3cc3

Billy said:

The courts weren’t so quick to grant a bitch everything a man owned.
There was some common sense in the world.

Hello! You want us to be living in the 50’s and who supported women then? Us, so why should women not get alot when we’ve gone out and cheated on them or treated them the way every man who has wrote in is treating women? Give a woman the respect you give a man and you wouldn’t have to worry about saying bye-bye to all your precious shit!!

 
Comment by Jimbo Limbo
2006-09-04 08:16:37 - IP Man-Hash: 2087bdfcc3cc3

It seems to me that you men have a real disgusting issue with women and view them as only good for sex. You are the hypocrite seeing we would not exist if we had no women. Also maybe women feel like they need to where their badges and announce to the world their accomplishments because of men like you who think a women’s job is to cook, clean, replenish drinks, and nurse. This is a different world than the 50’s, women are capable of alot more and will soon surpass men because we sit around criticizing them while they are out in the world bettering themselves. We sound like SICK womanizers. Get over it!!

 
Comment by Billy
2006-08-24 08:49:12 - IP Man-Hash: de67bec4e9a38

The courts weren’t so quick to grant a bitch everything a man owned.
There was some common sense in the world.

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-08-24 08:16:53 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

In the 50’s, women kept their mouths shut a lot more than they do today — in fact they kept their mouths shut almost all the time. Imagine that! That could be why there was so much less homosexuality in the 50’s

I would like to posit that perhaps that is why there were less divorces during that period as well.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-08-12 13:42:50 - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0

Absolutely, Sy. That’s a great point.

-Dick

 
Comment by Sy
2006-08-11 02:39:27 - IP Man-Hash: e0498b3914cfc

I would just like to add something that you seemed to leave out Dick (unless i diden’t catch it, wich is also very possible hehe), that it’s also very unhygenic to wear cloths used to nurse sick contaminated people. It’s downright evil, next time i get a cold or something worse i’ll think about the last time i saw a nurse at the mall

 
Comment by wolfe
2006-08-05 10:06:43 - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181

I was set to argue otherwise on reading the title, but the more I read, the more I agreed.

Yes, women seem to like to wear badges of their profession in grossly inappropriate places as if to flaunt that they’ve achieved something.

A male Doctor wears scrubs (and or white coat) at the hospital, and in his living room drinking beer. He’ll even give his [male] friends both scrubs and beer so they can join in and feel a part of it. He’s had 36-48 hours on duty so the women could go out to bars.

He just wants to relax and wear something one step up from pajamas and drink beer. Everything else is optional.

A lady doctor (as you’d say) — and there are some very good ones — wears her stethoscope and white coat wherever she goes. She’s grocery shopping? Fine! White coat it is — because she’s on call. Don’t forget to display the steth, and maybe some stents; don’t want to be taken for a nurse!

Those female physicians that work hard and well are great. Those that use their positions to put down other women and use the paraphernalia of the job to do so? Pfft.

-wolfe

 
Comment by son of the suns
2006-08-05 04:56:00 - IP Man-Hash: d1f79532f0f52

Laughed my ass off.

Men across the world are seeing the lies and hypocracy of the wimmins movement. Soon, a powerful politician will shine the light on it and end it for good.

Then the harpies will whine and whine about oppression , maybe try to kill someone, but since women suck at “guns” and “planning” as much as they suck at everything else… I wouldn’t worry.

We need to get back to the old ways. When females weren’t rewarded by an obese, overgrown state power for leaving their husbands. When a women could do anything she wanted, IF SHE HAD THE SKILLS. Not because she has a twat.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-08-05 00:08:46 - IP Man-Hash: 8d9b5712fefcd

You can take it to the bank, vMac.

-Dick

 
Comment by vMac
2006-08-04 22:25:35 - IP Man-Hash: ba8451bececcf

You know, I never thought of that, but you’re absolutely right (as usual).

 
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