Women Nurses Are Gross
In the 50’s, women kept their mouths shut a lot more than they do today — in fact they kept their mouths shut almost all the time. Imagine that! That could be why there was so much less homosexuality in the 50’s, but I wouldn’t know. That’s not my area of expertise.
Without all that gabbing, women were able to concentrate their tiny brains on doing three or four jobs competently instead of doing all jobs worthlessly. Obviously, I’m talking about cooking, cleaning, drink-refreshening, and nursing.
Today’s modern woman is different than her 50’s counterpart. She’s fatter, she won’t shut the fuck up, she can’t cook, she’s a complete mess, drinks are out of the fucking question, and worst of all she makes a shitty nurse.
Men have a little thing called Class that gets us through the day. For example, men who are in the army or who are pilots conduct themselves and engage others with respect at all times. Yes, I know that’s how men are usually, but doing it in a sharp uniform makes a difference. A classy difference. We men realize we are responsible for our actions and will be judged accordingly. Women don’t, but that’s obvious by just taking a walk down the street. If you’re on a prostitute scavenger hunt, you’re going to guess wrong 99 out of 99 times.
What about men who are doctors? You better believe they conduct themselves with class — shitloads of it. Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
I was shopping for a new pair of shoelaces the other day — the fourth set of shoelaces I’ve purchased for this particular pair of shoes, which nets me about 4,000 Man Points. During the adventure, I spotted a herd of nurses walking out of the shop ahead of me.
Do you know how I knew they were nurses? It wasn’t because they were fat or looked like bitches who enjoyed hanging a little bit of power over the heads of people with broken arms and kids in croup coughing fits. It was because they were wearing their precious nurse uniforms. The paisley and purple two-piece poncho scrubs meant to soak up the grime and juice of life’s little accidents.
Let me put it another way. Nurses wear their blood-smocks to the fucking supermarket.
Could there be anything more crass and insensitive than a nurse wearing her used hospital rags to a public place. What about those of us who have recently experienced traumatic personal losses, most of which happen in hospitals? Are we supposed to just sit there and choke on the sight of more nurses sitting around doing nothing? What about those of us who think it’s disgusting?
Like usual, women are as proud of everything they are (and need to wear it like a sash of merit badges) at all times. They can’t even hold their pointless little “personalities” in long enough to clumsily blurt them out shamelessly during a conversation. To women, that’s known as being subtle.
If there were any lady firemen or lady garbage men, your local Starbucks would be full of hoses and shit.
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i went out on a date with a lady nurse once, i take her to a place she wanted to go…she tells me when we get there….she didnt want to go here……i say….looks like a nice place, Italian cuisine….WTF….so we sit down and have a drink. place order for dinner…..so far so good…so i decide to make conversation about her and her job…so she gets into it and then for about an hour her cell phone ringing, she gets away to answer it, at least 4 times. and no, not duty…..more like booty as in call……she also liked to scratch and pick her nose while talking to you. well, i dont know bout you…..by the looks of her and dubious hygiene, adios muchacho was my prescription !
This is a VERY interesting point.
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
She was TESTING you.
Here’s what you MUST ALWAYS do in that situation.
When you wanna take a girl out and show her a good time, you pick the place and take here there . . . . and she whine like a spoiled cunt because “she didn’t really want to go there” . . . . or she would RATHER have sushi instead of pasta.
WOMEN *ALWAYS* TRY AND GET AWAY WITH TELLING GUYS WHAT THEY WOULD RATHER YOU DID FOR THEM.
Do NOT fall for it.
ALWAYS say very calmly:
“Fine. You pay. We’ll go somewhere else.”
Then watch the expression on her face.
NOTE:
You invited her to be a GUEST IN YOUR REALITY.
NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
She didn’t invite you.
The answering of the phone IS HER TESTING YOU AGAIN.
She is pulling on rope to find out as quickly as possible
exactly HOW MUCH SLACK you are willing to give her.
If you give her slack,
It WILL backfire in your face.
While men are BUILT to be very “easy going and accomodating”. Do not ever let a girl know you are “easy going and accomodating” early on. Especially on a first date. Because you don’t want to set up any expectations from the start.
Or the time you spend with her will NEVER be enjoyable for YOU.
And that’s what fucking matters to you.
When YOU pay, you tell her to put that fuckin’ phone away…
or you will get up and leave her there with the fuckin’ check.
You will NEVER go wrong doing this.
•••
But in my opinion… “taking a girl out” is the WRONG thing to do on a first date. To avoid these uncomfortable problems before you are faced with them, MAKE SURE she knows that “SHE IS JOINING YOU”.
NEVER communicate (or think) that you are “TAKING HER OUT”. ONLY do that when she has made an effort to do something special for YOU.
NEVER say: “Can I take you out for dinner?”
Say: “Hey, I’m going to this great italian place I like tonight. You should join me.”
YOU are going out –>> AND SHE IS JOINING YOU.
If you do it like that, she will not tell you where she would rather go.
Big difference.
Menarebetterthawomen.
What a ridiculous statement!
Who in their right mind would want sushi over pasta?!!?
lol ^_~
Girls that are CARB CONSCIOUS. Not fat fucks like yourself who think fat-bottomed girls make the world go round.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Haha, but, truth be told, I only weigh 105.
Which proves that you ASSUMED.
Which is a WOMANLY act.
You WOMAN.
lol
And you obviously didn’t get the JOKE!!!!
Fat Bottomed Girls, hello! Queen! Jesus.
lol, best song ever <3
Next to Subdivisions by Rush and Repentance by Dream Theater.
Look up those songs, they’re amazing =)
I didn’t assume….
Here’s the link of you thinking “fat-bottomed girls make the world go round”.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/fat-women-stay-home/#comment-3294 01
Your own words Cunt.
Now fuck off and die.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Dude! It’s a SONG.
I was making a REFERENCE to a good SONG.
A SONG.
…a SONG.
lol
And yes, you assumed that I was fat.
You said, and I quote, “Not fat fucks like yourself who think fat-bottomed girls make the world go round.”
Pwn. Haha ^_~
Queen (Freddy Mercury) was homosexual. He was lying to you cunts. He didn’t like fucking fat women either. But he had to sell music. And you fat bitches bought it.
Figures.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
And there you go again! Assuming that I’m fat.
And NO, he wasn’t lying, he was merely confused of his orientation back then.
I have a magazine that says it all. The Guitar Legends addition- order it. It’s good.
btw, did you check out those songs yet? lol
Freddie Mercury was overtly Gay his ENTIRE career. He was never confused about his sexuality you fucking stupid ugly cunt.
“I am as gay as a daffodil, dear” . . .
is one of his most famous quotes.
You know, I am at how fucking stupid you are. I’m going out for sex, you stay here and learn something you sad and lonely freak.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Psh, now you’re just fighting with facts that you KNOW aren’t true.
lol, it was his most famous quote- but that was at the time where he found out that he WAS gay.
Chris, I know this is hard for you (lol, hard. XD) to come to this conclusion, but I’m right. You don’t have to admit it, though, I’ll be nice. ^_^
Alright, have fun! lol
FACTS are FACTS for a REASON.
There’s no such thing as facts that aren’t true.
You deserve dry gang anal in a parking lot.
http://www.raggedblade.com/reviews/000329.html
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Thanks, which proves my point FURTHER…
“Mercury often referred to himself as “bisexual”, and even left his estate to long time girlfriend Mary Astor.”
PWN! XD
Girlfriend??
You have “girlfriends” too don’t you?
So did that “QUEEN”.
He didn’t pick that name for “FUN”.
Read further.
“Freddy Mercury was overtly gay his entire career. ”
Now that you have nicely proven Menarebetterthanwomen again, I will enjoy mine knowing the best part of you ran down the crack of your mother’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
OMG do you NOT understand what the word “bisexual” means!?
Dear lord!
It means that he is half gay, half straight. Which means that he was “overtly gay in many aspects”. Not ALL.
Which means he was BISEXUAL, not all out GAY.
No such thing as “bisexual”.
Either you suck dick….
or you DO NOT suck dick.
…
-_-
You’re retarded.
Since you KNOW that I’m right, you come back with insults.
Typical of you.
Of course its’ “typical”. What did you fucking expect, a compliment? You’re a fucking stupid cunt failure waste of human life.
No one will ever reward you for being that.
Get used to it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
No, I wasn’t talking about insulting ME.
Fuck, I don’t really give a shit if you insult me or not!
I was saying that you were insulting all bisexuals, because they ARE real, not some made up fucking fairytale.
atsa righta goombah…..you tella him giovanni ! mi piaggio le femina chi i culo GRANDE !
Hahaha I hope a woman saves your life in the ER when you are on the verge of dying from being so lonely. FAGGOT!! :D <3
It’s okay to be gay;;
You’re right about female nurses, Dick, but I’d still have that rather than a dude giving me the vaccine shot in the ass…
P Coderch
Oh Dick I hope you choke and some nurse just walks by and lets you drop dead :)
>>Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
my brother, a doctor, is married to a nurse who was a cheerleader in high school. true story.
>>Women nurses, however — the female equivalent of being a doctor, conduct themselves like high school fucking cheerleaders.
my brother, a doctor, is married to a nurse who was a cheerleader. true story.
How fucking stupid is this guy? So after you had a traumatic loss of a family member who maybe had to go in a ambulance you get choked up when you see them again? What an idiot!
Bahahahaha!!!!!! Women couldn’t accomplish as much in a thousand years as men could in fifty. Women lack the logic necessary for progress. Women will never, ever surpass men. No matter how much work they put in.
The only reason women ever “advance” is because they are handed everything, and all of their hard work is left to us men so we can clean up their messes.
Have to agree with Bob here. Despite having a grotesquely girl-friendly education system, affirmative action and all manner of provisions and benefits in the work place, women still seem to fall far short of the standard set by men, even if you do exclude the cohort that leave work to have children. Almost everyone knows in their heart that accusations of glass ceiling sexism are just a cover for their lack of innate aptitude.
The only way that the few women who have moved up the ranks have done so are via (1) positive discrimination (2) changing the standards of assessment and achievement from masculine to feminised ones (3) lies and deception, a big weapon in the feminist arsenal.
Maybe, but I’d be willing to bet that science proves you wrong. Here’s the real reason why homosexuality has become so prevalent since the 1950s. Since scientists have recently uncovered what actually causes homosexuality, changes in a mother’s testosterone levels during pregnancy. The easy part was then figuring out the trigger. Wanna guess what that trigger is? Stress. Now what could possibly be stressing-out women more today than women of the 1950s? That’s easy, work outside the home! Feel free to look that up. I guess it sucks when science tears down your little feminist house of cards.
True, brain size does not “effect” (I think you mean affect) intelligence levels, but again science has shown that female and male brains are fundamentally different. In fact, all children’s brains start off as female in the womb. It’s not until several days after a baby boy is born that his brain’s size begins to increase and develop differently. Science shows us that women’s brains, when asleep are as busy as a man’s when doing a complex problem.
Basically this means you girls can’t shut off all that chatter in your heads even when you’re sleep. It also tells us why men exhibit the concentration and interest necessary to handle complexities like calculus, chemistry, and quantum mechanics. Not only this, but since men are able to utilize their right brain hemispheres independent of the left, unlike women who use both halves all the time. It also explains why there are so many more male artists, poets, and musicians. See Steve Moxon’s The Woman Racket for the studies to which I’m referring.
You should probably cite a source for this, but nevertheless it’s a biological fact that women tend to have more body fat then men. Even a certain amount of fat is necessary for proper menstruation. Sporadic menstruation is a common health problem in female runners and swimmers. Couple the stress I mentioned above with cortisol, a naturally occurring stress hormone, and you get women who are even fatter than they have ever been in the last 200 years. I’m afraid you can’t deny the science of biology.
Even my own dear mother who’s been a nurse for the last 40 years says that women look like trash wearing those colorful scrubs out in public. In my opinion women and men looked more professional in hospital-white. Most hospitals even provide locker rooms to change in, so there’s no excuse for wearing fecal and urine covered pajamas out in public. Further, unless there’s something I don’t know, most men (and women) in my profession wear slacks and a polo. I suppose you’d never guess we develop server BMC firmware for a living. I guess it’s a good thing I told what we do, because I’ve never seen any of the developers wear a wifebeater to work.
And while there may be female firefighters, they are few, and don’t have to make half the physical requirements of their male counterparts. It’s basically a walk-on role for a woman. The same goes for women in the military who only have to do 60% of the work that a man does in order to pass the physical standards tests.
Oh, and by the way, it may not be glamorous but garbage men make a lot more money than you think. Garbage man is another of those dangerous high-paying occupations that women just won’t lift a finger to do. Also, large cities that facilitate their own waste management programs, require a high school diploma or GED. I guess facts are a little too painful to swallow sometimes.
Well, first off there was virtually no homosexuality in 50’s because it was severely frowned upon.
Secondly, the size of your brain does not effect your level of intelligence, so ” our tiny brains ” can wrap around plenty of subjects, including medicine, which in fact i was going to go into, i had already known about 50 diseases, and had known what they were, what caused them, and how to treat them, and i was 12.
Also, not all modern women are fat. Men are also a large percentage of the overweight population.
And how many times have you been to the hospital that you are able to make the statement that women are bad nurses?
Women take themselves seriously, and are professional, and walking down the street I could take a guess of how many of the men are employed by how they dress, I would be wrong. Most of them would be wearing a wife-beater with paint stained Levi’s
And what business is yours what they wear on their breaks?
And i find your ignorance amusing, after countless hours at the hospital, they are taking a break! not sitting around doing nothing! God, you say you’re so smart but you miss the obvious.
And by the way, there are fire women, but women are too smart to drop out of high school and become a garbage woman
4 million years of evolution says you’re wrong.
Lead the way.
You people are a bunch of fucking idiots!! and you deserve to die
you idiot, dick, not everyone who wears scrubs is a NURSE.
DUMBASS X100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
oh yea, and i see male “doctors” in their green scrubs all the time at the store. are you a hypochondriac?
Absolutely. But on the “powerful politician” of the future: I hold out very little optimism at this point. I cannot believe Obama/Osama (whatever the name is) will be a bastion of male strength/hope; and there are no words to describe the utter horror that will decend upon the earth if the “she-bitch” from Arkansas (and now NY) actually succeeds (of course, on her husband’s travails).
Sex is the first step in giving birth…
Don’t put me in your guilt trip I didn’t cheat on them and since you sound like a 10 year ol then I don’t think you have either.
Women don’t respect any man, you just don’t have a clue little girl.
Women have no right to steal anything from a man.
She should go back to Daddy if she can’t please her man.
Its so wrapped up with trying to rationalize why it should get its entitlements, that it can’t make a lick of sense.
-Strength and Honor-
Actually, the flue is, in fact, airbourne. That’s one of the things that make it so contagious.
Its short incubation period is what makes it less so.
Silly creature.
Stop pretending to be a man, Jimbo Limbo. You’re not fooling anybody. Men wouldn’t use a stupid-american-teenaged-girl slang like “Hello!”