Women Ruined Mel Gibson
Who doesn’t love Mel Gibson? I disagree with anyone who doesn’t. Not on account of their opinion, but because they’re obviously lying.
Mel Gibson ushered in a new area and archetype of hard ass, ass kicking in movies. He’s the Nicolas Cage of the 80’s. It’s hard to believe, but a mullet would get you laughed at before Mel Gibson gave it his Man Stamp of Manproval. And does anyone besides me remember the action movie scene before Mel introduced us to Mad Max? It was awesome. Then Mel happened and all movies B.G. (Before Gibson) looked like shite.
That’s a never ending well of Man Points as I see it. Minus fifty for taking the mullet five years too far and plus a billion for showing us Sigourney Weaver is just a woman after all.
Mel may have said some inflammatory things recently. And first I want to say I would defend to the death his right to say them. Don’t forget about that.
Besides it’s all women’s fault.
The whole Sugar Tits thing I can say for sure no woman actually gives a fuck about. I’ve called policewomen Sugar Tits before and I don’t have the box office grossings of China. Not even close. You can look that stat up as well if you’re a man. Women can’t count commas.
Celebrities are people and they have eccentricities. Remember when OJ murdered his wife? I don’t remember everyone throwing a hissy fit about that.
That’s exactly my point. This isn’t a problem with Mel Gibson. This is a problem with women. Women want every man they meet to be their father. And they all want their fathers to be God. They can’t do shit or take care of shit on their own, so they need to believe they’re being literally watched over by an infallible, untouchable, invincible Superman who can wash away their woes and fuckups when they’re having whatever problems women have. I don’t know what the fuck those are. Probably having to figure out a map or decide what size Cappuccino would go best with their handbag.
In other words: stupid, non-problems.
And another thing. Women make no separation between opinions, thoughts, and actions. That’s why you’d get slapped by your significant other for checking out a girl jogging in the park. To a woman, that’s the same as raping her. It’s horrible and tasteless I know, but when are women any different.
So what happened here? Some billionaire got drunk and said a bunch of shit he otherwise wouldn’t. Big fucking news. That doesn’t happen every single day of the year. It’s just not every day that the drunken billionaire happens to be every woman in the English speaking world’s father. Then it’s a big deal.
It’s a big deal and it’s completely true. Women ruined Mel Gibson.
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August 27th, 2006 at 4:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
These are answers to a religious test by elementary school children, about the various characters in the Bible. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.
2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
4. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led stray by a jezebel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.
7. Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients .
8. The egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses
went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
9. The first commandments was when eve told Adam to eat the apple.
10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews in the battle of geritol.
12. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
13. David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. he fought the finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
14. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
15. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the magna carta.
16. when the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager.
17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
18. St. john the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
19. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
20. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
22. The epistels were the wives of the apostles.
23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
24. St. paul cavorted to christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marraige.
25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
August 27th, 2006 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Hillarious. Kids are clearly much better at amusing people than women.
August 27th, 2006 at 7:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Those are funny (and groaningly old, but still worth repeating), Female, but how are they relevant to the thread? Just askin’.
Some would say there’s a deep theological point there…
-wolfe
August 27th, 2006 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
This was as close to a religious thread that I could find here. The rest of your post I’m not touching.
August 30th, 2006 at 4:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Female is what happens when a woman doesn’t have any friends to annoy with her inane email forwards.
-Dick
September 2nd, 2006 at 10:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a25aba878123
ROFL. True Dick, True.
February 16th, 2007 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 1639a16872831
the sugar tits i dont mind but the other things he said were out of line.
February 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Back on topic, Mel Gibson was a god alongside people like Nicolas Cage and Jack Nicholson.
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
The Jews didn’t kill Jesus, you stupid, anti-semetic cow. A few people who were Jewish killed Jesus.
-Dick
Ya dick your right a few jewish higher ups demanded the romans kill jesus. But the romans nailed his arms and legs to the cross.
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
Suck muh ballz Kl
June 1st, 2007 at 11:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4249a379979d
I disagree my good friend Mrs. Lachlan’s Mum was once called sugar tits as she is a police officer and they need a tranquilizer just to calm the poor woman down. But I digress would a man police officer be just as angry if you called him a dickhead? cockhead? fuckhead? Or some other comment about his masculinity? I Think so! I’ve been called this many times and its gets me so angry. ANGRY! And for the record I RUINED MEL GIBSON! And your a big stinky poo head in the pants. Case in point if you are not nice. Therefore, Mrs. Lachlan’s Mum will come and beat your with her autographed copy of the Female Eunuch.
That is all
~Cuthbert Higgensbottom
P.S. I have shown this link to my good friend Nigel Bottington and he has determined that you are gay. GAY!
June 2nd, 2007 at 1:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 848601763c5d8
You know, ‘Jon,’ identity impersonation is a federal offense. You know, you sluts are always talking about how you’ll abuse your vagina privilages and get us sued for rape. Just thought I’d put that out there.
No hard feelings, though you are a fine example of penis envy at its worst - and therefore it’s funniest.
August 10th, 2007 at 3:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
The key of course is to study at a sound school in an area that women haven’t yet overrun and devalued. Engineering, physics, pure maths are all good. Journalism, law, commerce are all increasingly bad. I’m not saying it’s not possible to get a good education studying those things; I’m saying the deck is stacked against you getting one these days.
And forget about Social Work, Social “sciences”, most arts. Psychology? Please. Medicine’s becoming increasingly doubtful as well.
But, look for an area that’s still 85% male, and you’re more than likely to learn something valuable.
Yeah, I’m afraid I’m with you there.
-wolfe
For once, and I hate to admi it, I agree with Wolfe. Physicists, mathematicians and a few branches of philosophers are the last real intellectuals that the West has. All other areas produces nothing more than pseudo-scientists who are good at relativistic verbal babbling and terrible at logical thinking. Even economics has been affected by PC fantasies, and it is just a shame.
P Coderch
August 10th, 2007 at 3:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 52ddc4a390467
I think that the modern “intellectuals” os the West should take an advice from a man long dead:
“I have seen beauty in precision.”
Leonhard Euler - Swiss mathematician
P Coderch
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
mel gibson rocks…but seriouly :/ i do NOT (november october tango) want my bf/hubby to be like my daddy…that is not only scary and creepy…but sick and wrong :P…im all for originality lol
December 4th, 2007 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
I think what ruined his carreer was insulting Jews
Then again, Michael Richards probably didn’t too good of a carreer choice either
December 4th, 2007 at 4:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Considering the current debate is running wild about Jewry and Hollywood, I have no statistical facts, but yes, he probably did fuck up a little.
The upside? He has so much money it doesn’t matter whether anyone likes him or not. Now THAT is a man………..
Kramer fucked up, as a white guy, by now, he should know you get with a group of white guys, get drunk, and tell black jokes.
Nope, I am not rascist, however, I AM a realist.
-It only sucks when you are on the losing end of the shit stick-
December 8th, 2007 at 2:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 27badf49caf8a
mel gibson ruined mel gibson.
December 8th, 2007 at 6:26 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
He’s not ruined. Nobody cares about the comments he made. That’s the press trying to blow things out of proportion.
Certain people have been waiting to nail him since he made his movie on Christ. I guess maybe he should blamed the Irish.
December 8th, 2007 at 6:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Actually, I am surprised that by now the Jews haven’t blamed it all on Hitler. That is their usual excuse……..(besides screaming, “It wasn’t me!”)other than every religion but their own.
Nick is right, any problems Mel has is because of Mel, but having a boatload of pissed off Jews certainly can’t be very helpful……..
Mel should probably make another Lethal Weapon, but with Jews and banks…..that might fix it. If it had Seinfeld in it, the press would be fine with it then. Well, right up until Hillary and Obama fought over who he would endorse………