Women Take Candy From Strangers
The number one way to get whatever you want out of a woman is to withhold attention.
Top Three Ways to Get What You Want From a Woman
3. Be Rich or Famous
2. Insult Her
1. Withhold Attention
Is she lipping off at the mouth? Withhold attention.
Is she a great big fat person? Withhold some attention.
Is she not putting out? Withhold that fucking attention!
Today, I have proof of the above other than just the barometer of my thermometer.
To those of you who are unlearned in the school of meteorology, a barometer is a device used to measure a change in pressure of the local atmosphere. This change is commonly used to detect impending rain. Here I have used it to indicate the “wetness” of my penis, a very clever joke and possibly a new all time great in the lexicon of sex euphemisms.
And I’ve done this before 9 AM. Like I’ve always said, “Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.” I just proved it.
Women are four times more likely to give out personal information in exchange for candy. Throw “free candy” on the list.
An interesting study has revealed that 10% of men are willing to give out personal information to a random stranger in exchange for a chocolate bar, while a whopping 45% of women will do the same.
Yes, that’s right. Researchers used chocolate as an incentive. They also used entry into a “drawing for a free trip to Paris”, and other shit that sounds like such an obvious fucking scam my wallet is crawling out of my pants as we speak and creeping away with my money just in case I come down with a random bout of the Retard Flu.
The problem with women having money, jobs, or a say in anything, is not that they’re slightly more stupid than men. The problem with women is that at a much higher frequency than men, they will do something so catastrophically fucking dumb, it’ll take fifty men and a million dollars to put everything back on track — or one man and fifty million dollars. Just ask all the men and companies who’ve had to buy off trampy secretaries and other useless office eye-candy sluts who’ve pulled the “hostile workplace” card out of their bras like it’s money for their pimp.
The workplace is supposed to be hostile, you stupid cunts. Business is about taking money from other people. That’s as hostile as it gets.
10% of men will give out personal information for chocolate. So the fuck what? Without an imaginary gender who’s perfect, 10% is the benchmark for perfection. Men are perfect. There’s an old saying that goes, “If you’re in a glass house, don’t throw rocks at people.” What that means is that as long as a woman can maintain a career, but still drive four days with her parking brake on without knowing it, she can shut the fuck up.
Women are 4.5 times more likely to give out personal information for candy. Women are 4.5 times more likely to do something catastrophically fucking dumb.
Ever wonder why women are such obnoxious shrews when it comes to raising kids?
Wear a jacket!
Look both ways before you cross the street!
Don’t take candy from strangers!
It’s because they have to remind themselves of that same shit every day. Because they are too goddamn stupid to figure it out on the spot.
The moral of this story is, don’t hire women, don’t tell women sensitive information, and keep your fat daughter off MySpace. If girls would give out personal information for chocolate, imagine what they’d give out for a compliment.
Is it just me or does it seem like the only thing young girls like to do these days more than eat is dress like sluts and take pictures of themselves.
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please insert a k at a convenient place in my last comment :)
luckily my bf prefers to span rather than withhold attention.
ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!
GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!
BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
http://www.the-spearhead.com
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
This is pure sh t.Get some intelligence,and stop preying upon young,not yet formed females…you gutless failure of a man.
I am shutting this site down.
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
‘You’re only saying that because you are in denial of a woman saving a company ;)’
Firstly her word. Secondly men rarely need proof of what we say on these pages, we merely need to open our eyes and look at everyday life for all the proof we need. Which is why the females that continue to infest this site keep coming back, they don’t want us to get other men to open their eyes too. If they thought what we were saying was bs they would be confident that all men would agree with them, not us, simple as that.
“Men do more world changing before 9 AM than women do in their whole worthless lives.� I just proved it.
Dick mate, getting a woman to turn up at work by 9am is about all anyone can expect from them but dont expect them to work until they’ve had their obligatory tongue wag. If you get an hour a day of actual work out of them think yourself lucky, of course their husbands/boyfriends will hear what an awful, stressful and tiring day she’s had. To you fellas hearing this, ever wonder how someone that ‘works’ so hard keeps putting on wieght?
Yep. Just like Brett said in DeAngelo’s “double your dating” video: “Had all men in the world had stopped paying attention to women, we would not have been discussing here how attraction works, but how to cut down on banging time cuz we need to sleep too.” loL
Forget Dick looking for statistics although I know that he gladly would. Here’s an a gem published by the University of Maine.
“The glass ceiling (a transparent barrier that keeps Men at the top of the food chain and our economy for completely going under and/or turning us into a third world country) is seen most dramatically in the statistics on the percentage of women in senior management positions in large corporations. In all parts of the world, female senior executives, and especially female Chief Executive Officers (CEOs) are extremely rare in large corporations. Although women in the United States comprise approximately 40% of all managers (a measly 40-60k position), in the largest corporations women hold less than 0.5% of the highest paid management jobs (Fierman, 1990). In 1997, there were only two female CEOs in the Fortune 500 and among the next 500 corporations there were only five female CEOs. The Glass Ceiling Commision (probably run by a shitload of neo-feminists) revealed that among the top 1000 industrial firms and the 500 largest U.S. corporations of all types as ranked by Fortune magazine, 97% of senior managers are white, and an estimated 95-97% of senior managers are male (Rosenblatt, 1995). (but wait!!! it’s not just in the U.S.!! There’s more!!) In Europe and Japan the situation is similiar, with the percentage of female senior managers ranging from a high of 8% in Belgium to 0.3% in Japan (Isn’t Japan close to the strongest economy in the world?? That’s right! Because women aren’t in senior management…. let alone managment at all!).
Score 97% for Men
Score 3% for Women
and that’s giving them 3% more than they deserve!
Menarebetterthanwomen!
Sgt:: Like I’ve said befor, these companies want to remain at the top. My guess, if any politicians are dumb enough to mention the lack of females in these jobs, they’re quickly told to fuck off being so stupid.
Bri:: Self praise is easy. Putting a women in any position of power is a sure fire way to fuck everything up. If for no other reason than a woman will change things just to prove she’s important (in her own mind). If you’re so confident in yourself, take of those high heals and stop wearing make up and please don’t try and blame men somehow for your having to wear them.
Withholding attention is just being counterproductive and gets nothing done. I actually saved the company I worked for a whopping amount of cash and the screw up was caused by a man! You might want to check into your research again Dick and stop assuming because it makes an ass of u and me. Mostly you though.
That’s a good point. Allow me to retort:
You are a lying sack of shit.
You’re only saying that because you are in denial of a woman saving a company ;)
PLEASE STOP INUNDATING US WITH PROOF, YOU’RE MAKING MY MANBRAIN HURT WITH THE HORRIBLE COMPLEXITY AND THICKNESS OF PLOT
Doesn’t even need research. Look at the ratio of Male CEO’s to Female CEO’s.
You’d save your company even more money if you resigned and told the rest of the woman work force to do the same.
- Sgt. Reyes
i think all u women haters are wrong, women write many wonderful things for example caryl churchill, sarah kane, eve ensler, paula vogel, emily bronte and i could name a million others, u guys r just full of shit
Brilliant fucking comment there, “georgie”. If all those women are so fucking great, how come I’ve never heard of any of them? You should stop stealing and raping my name, and follow that prerequisite epiphany with some spelling and grammar lessons.
well then obviously you have never been to school
I went to school and studied Emily Bronte (I think she wrote Wuthering Heights if memory serves), but you never went to school because you didn’t capitalize their names you stupid bitch and your grammar sucks grade school ass.
This site is NO WOMEN ALLOWED idiot. Get off the site, woman.
Haha, this article is so true. Last night I was at a bar with some man-friends trying to drink and have a good time as we always do, and this woman who was a friend of someone kept trying to get my attention. Ignoring her and watching her desperately trying one dumb thing after another to get me to talk to her was hilarious and far more satisfying than putting up with talking to her for a boring few hours/minutes/seconds (depending on how easy she is …)
She resorted to asking me dumb questions that didn’t lead anywhere, and eventually pulled out the “didn’t we go to the same school?” card … my answer was “no, we didn’t.” And that was the end of that. I went back to talking to my man-friends and she went back to looking deflated. It didn’t stop her making almost constant eye-contact for the rest of the evening though. What a joke … if someone’s not giving you attention it’s because they’re obviously not interested. Yet women lap that shit up and keep bashing their heads into the brick wall of a man not giving a fuck. It’s funny as hell.
Sal: 1
Women: 0
No you have missed compleatly. I talk with my mom about women. She has many female friend at my age, as they are calling her constantly and asjing her for an advise how to deal with men. My mom thinks that all these women are whores, thay only think how to use men without giving anything from themselves.
I wonder if Nelson Mandela would agree.
*snort*
oops did i hit a nerve??
Sorry, you missed 1) you’re gay 2) you have a tiny penis. That means you’re not eligible for our Stupid Female Comment of the day award.
woman haters – would you speak to your mums like that?how dare you speak about women like that!the person who started this clearly isnt getting any, or has been played majorly by a woman, otherwise they wouldnt be ranting and raving about it. your not men, your just sad little boys with sad little lifes. im only looking at this website, because i was researching for my dissertation, “behind every great man there is a great woman” thats right a woman is doing a dissertation, and it is showing how great woman are, and for youe information, a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bycicle, and thats why you guys are sooo angry at the world. i think its funny and i pity u.
haha, oh wow.
3/10 for trying to hard if you are trolling
I feel like I’m a tape recorder. Women actually do need men, sweetheart.
Guys,
Why is it that when women lie they do it so poorly? Shouldn’t we teach them to lie more effectively? After all we may need to, God forbid, rely on one of them to lie for us at some point. This post is an awesome example of lying. I’m not a criminal profile detective but I know when a child is lying.
No Manhole, you have to consider why these outstanding male minds came to be. It seems very obvious why male intelligence evolved. To get laid. All that calorific investment is for a reason. The occasional asexual genius is an evolutionary aberration, there is no point in being smart as a bastard if you don’t pass those genes on.
In more robust times than the present a man in his late 20’s was in his physical prime, and it went rapidly downhill from there. So it would be reasonable to expect his mental powers to peak at the same time.