One Small Step for Man, One Enormous Step Backwards for Women
From the point of view of a sportsman, there is nothing worse than watching children at play. Unforced errors, misunderstandings of basic rules and protocols, a complete disregard for fundamentals; all of these and more plague little leagues across the Earth. However, as a man, there is nothing more fulfilling than watching these same children playing in a league that is all their own — free to excel and set the bar as they see fit in a system that’s bent over backwards to suit them.
That’s exactly how I feel about Hilary Clinton being inducted into the Women’s Hall of Fame.
Women have a hall of fame? Isn’t that cute.
Such notables in the Women’s Hall of Fame are:
Dr. Rita Rossi Colwell - the first female director of the National Science Foundation; honored for getting a fucking job, which truly is a feat for women.
Antonia Novello - the first lady Surgeon General of the United States. Wait a minute. I’m seeing a theme here.
If you were to look up the entrants in the Men’s Hall of Fame you wouldn’t find any because there is no Hall of Fame for men. That’s actually called history. That’s why it starts with the “his” prefix, because women don’t mean shit in it. Things like the women’s hall of fame are exactly why. If women spent less time talking about how fucking great they were and more time doing things like inventing wheels, fire, and nuclear bombs, they might have a footnote in the appendix. As it stands, however, Lassie is the most famous bitch in history. I can’t see that changing.
Go scroll through the list of beatified broads for yourself. You’ll find that usually all it takes to get into the Women’s Hall of Fame is a single career — something that a man will have six or seven of by the time he is done sticking it to the business world. Unless you’re Hilary Clinton. She got into the Women’s Hall of Fame for not giving any kind of a shit when her rich and powerful husband went on a Sausage Party all over town. But if you think about it, what could possibly be a more laudable female trait? A woman who gets her panties in a twist about matrimonial indiscretion is like a man with a coke problem. Everything could be running along smoothly and then BAM! The whole thing’s blown to hell in a hand basket all because she couldn’t keep her nose out of it.
The Women’s Hall of Fame (just like the Women’s Chess League and Valentine’s Day) is just one knot is a long yarn of female self congratulatory bullshit. It’s just like little league football or baseball. The rules are totally different, you can take timeouts whenever you want because someone skinned their knee or got pregnant and no one calls you out for being a fucking hypocrite for doing it, and unless you have to watch and give a shit about the whole pathetic deal, you don’t.
The first woman that refuses admission into this joke of a Hall gets the much more prestigious, male-endowed MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month Award.
Browse through all the greatest women that history doesn’t give a shit about.
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March 28th, 2007 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Ignore it and it will die.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Whatever, pumpkin tits. You’re an ignorant little skank and no one gives a rat’s ass about you or what you think.
Go find some guy to get you knocked up so you can live on the government dole.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: ed471d4b67448
YES OK THEN SON OF A SLAG YOU ARE VERY ANGRY JUST LIKE ME I WANT TO KILL MOST MEN NOT ALL I LIKE SOME OF THEM BUT REALLY I HAVE BEEN TO PRISON FOR KILLING MY LAST HUSBAND I WAS TALKING TO SOME ONE ELSE ABOUT COMING TO AMERICA BUT I MIGHT NOT BE A BLE TO AS I WENT TO PRISON FOR 12 YEARS I WILL DIE SOON AND STRANGLY ENOUGH YOU WILL TO BYE.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: ed471d4b67448
YEAH OK IM GETTING BORED NOW I HAVE TO GO LOVE YOU ALL LOADS .
March 28th, 2007 at 12:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Whatever, cavern cunt — as if you’re capable of hurting anyone, much less a man.
Now slink off back to your bedroom and play with your diseased little snatch.
March 28th, 2007 at 12:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Dakota Smith, the name of the game is “ignore the whore.” Do not respond or refer to the little fem-bot slut.
March 28th, 2007 at 1:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Then why do you?
March 28th, 2007 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Necroswordsman, the name of the game is “ignore the whore.” Do not respond or refer to the little fem-bot slut.
March 28th, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
Wow. I never thought of it that way! History = His Story. Geez, I learn something new every time I listen to a man.
So, Hillary is saying that 98.67% of women being manic-depressant, divorced, can’t-live-without-my-Prozac, fucked-n-chucked by 37 guys, welfare queens is a better time than any in his-story for women?
Even Hillary was fucked-n’-chucked by her husband in the broad public domain for all to see. Ya gotta wonder…
Sorry Hill, but even if I did value the opinion of the 3-holed option packages, it wouldn’t be the opinion of a fucked-n’-chucked one.
As a child I used to wonder why our forefathers wouldn’t let black people learn to write. “What could be the harm in that?”, I thought…
March 28th, 2007 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: b6ba5a45dd6bd
Well, see what happens when women learn to write. It is all down hill from there.
-Oldone
March 28th, 2007 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4a1207b9a8d74
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.
Even if you win you’re still retarded.
That being said, mankiller’s whole ‘internet tough guy’ act is the funniest thing I’ve seen all night.
March 29th, 2007 at 4:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
… and?
March 29th, 2007 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Damn. Loss of manpoints for me then :(
March 29th, 2007 at 9:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 7aeef004ecd7a
Just out of curiosity, how many ladies in here are lesbians?
July 12th, 2007 at 7:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a217a5c05480
I recently stumbled on this website - and have to admit; I love the man-way of thinking. You guys will love this. I’m pretty sure my wife of 10 years has left me for one of those “lesbians” you all so eloquently discuss here.
Here’s my deal tho……I have the kids, the 3 bedroom house, and have her paying the car…..
She thinks when she can make enough $$, that the roles will reverse, and she’ll ’stick it’ to me like the bitch she is.
I’m tired of being the one who gets crapped on, and I’m not standing up to her bullshit anymore. My atty has already told me I’d more than likely win in court, as she was the one who ‘abandoned’ us.
Thanks for all your insights, and I’ll be reading more soon!!
July 15th, 2007 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 7c3227fd85b7c
WOW this is some funny shit. I’m a woman but I must confess that none of this is offensive to me, and I belive that it shouldn’t be offensive to any other woman either. For the last thirty years feminists have been completely slandering men, making future generations think all men are pigs. And to tell the truth most of this stuff is so true about women, just face it sometimes we are lousy at certain things. The thing about pointing the flashlight into space is so true. For me at least. The only website I have found offensive to women is chauvinisto.blogspot.com, and only because he refers to every woman as a cunt and only good for blowjobs, but its still has its funny moments. Everybody just needs to lighten up.
November 18th, 2007 at 3:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
Since you’ve already proven to us that you’re an idiot, I won’t even bother your female emotions…I mean, er, brain, with asking you to prove just one of your ASSertations.
November 18th, 2007 at 3:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
Yes, and please remember to make them wear condoms.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
“Man killer”: Woman doing ‘man’ badly. Typical misguided penis envy. Pathetic, pathologic, purile, proving Dicks’.. every… single… point.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 582fb4b338d83
Clearly mankiller feels she has had some very bad days with a man or men. I’ll bet that whatever evil happened to her, (a)woman (including herself) that should have had her back actually facilitated it by omission or commission.
Honey, most likely you were done in by your own weaknesses and now you’re willing to kill off anyone ( ie men) who possess the clarity of thought and perspecuity to identify it and bring it BACK to your attention.
Respectfully submitted
Darrell Harb