A Woman’s Shelf Life Is Not 30
A lot of people will tell you women are no good after the age of 30. It’s called a shelf life; the age at which the utility of a woman — the benefits of starting a relationship with her — no longer outweigh the staggering and nearly Herculean downsides. The second the clock strikes 12 on that fateful day, a woman’s skin wilts and her hands turn into wax paper. It’s not a pretty sight.
The real question is: is it true? Are women really that bad after 30? Should they be avoided at all costs?
No. Women’s shelf life isn’t 30. It’s 23.
You can’t fuck with women over 23 and I’ll tell you why. First of all, you have to keep in mind that no woman under the age of 23 has ever supported herself. She might have gotten a cute little job running errands for a playboy or selling clothes to other women under 23, but those aren’t real jobs. Real jobs have titles like Doctor or Junior Blank. Feel free to fill in that blank with your man-job.
At the age of 23, the real world hits women like a ton of fucking bricks going about a million miles an hour. That’s fine for us men. We’re made out of mighty man-putty. That’s why men are so flexible and fun to be around. We’re pliant and if you stick newspaper to our face, it leaves a copy behind without also acting like a total bitch about it for the next week.
Women, however, are as stubborn and stupid as cement mules. When real life comes tearing up the tracks of their 24th birthday, full of swearing and guys in suits who offer them 500 dollars in exchange for a blowjob for being in the obviously wrong place at the obviously wrong time, it shatters their fragile woman psyche.
As a man, psyches aren’t important. They’re a silly thing mostly left to psychoanalysts and other professions made specifically to pick up the pieces of things women have broken. Psyches are important to women though. And if they’re broken, women are fucked. They get all kinds of stupid ideas in their heads — kind of like opinions, but twisted and bent like you’re hearing them through a fun house mirror.
Women over the age of 23 have their heads screwed on the wrong fucking way and also have the threads misaligned so the screw in part gets all fucked up. That’s why college is such a colossal waste of money for women. It’s not like they need to learn anything. If women aren’t married by the time they’re 23, they’re fucked anyway. I don’t have the statistics for that on-hand, but I think it’s something like a woman over 23 has a better chance of being eaten by a bear on fire than getting married to someone who isn’t in prison.
Even if that’s not true, I’m not going to sit here and listen to anyone tell me women need to go to college to meet guys. College guys have parties and they don’t card hot women at the door for their fucking student IDs do they?
No, they don’t.
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Graham: You went back for seconds? Oh no look, I just noticed the shame attempt at the bottom of your comment. You’re a female anyway.
How does Law-Clerk sound to you, you ignorant wanker?! That is what my daughter did from the age of 18, while she was paying her own way through university and living in her own little flat. Is that “real-job” enough for you?!
Or how about being promoted to and working as a Manager at our local super-market by the age of 21 as did my elder daughter? Or as an Accountant, like my second-wife? “No woman has ever supported herself under 23″?! My daughters all did, and so have my wives (2). I have never heard such utter shit in my life … oh, yes I have — from you ~ on all your other pages!
You really can’t get laid can you Dick? You really can’t get any decent woman to even piss in your direction, can you?! And of that I have no doubt whatsoever!
SHUT UP U PEDO BASTARD!
But still ur womb turds…ICK…whores….ICK ICK..daughters…looking for a sucker to hustle into marriage so that they can feed off his flesh. Ask them if u don’t believe me. They are all looking for a rich man. Fucking cunts..
Hi. Having been in relationship for over 10years to a man that believes this same thoughts, after 23 I was pretty much dried up but getting better at cooking and cleaning. It’s nice he kept me but I wouldn’t be surprised if he found a younger thing. I’m not married, don’t have a successful career, no kids so feminism calls me useless! Sorry but I’d rather just agree Men are better than women as then I’m not useless and get back into helping my household.
Thanks men for putting up with women over 23!
Love to YA!
what a useless fucking website. fuck dick masterson. what a dick
If it´s so useless, why so serious?
Fuck u motherfucker!! go lick ur mom’s pussy…
Dogs & Manginas aren’t allowed here…FUCK OFF!!!
Not only do women kill more individuals than men, they kill primarily for selfish reasons, while men mostly kill to defend their communities.
Remember, it’s not that she’s a evil person who takes her problems out on weaker beings, it’s just that God told her to do it. Not her fault whatsoever.
Babies are weak and can’t fight back. Since women are natural cowards, babies are the perfect crime.
Oh my bad on the above comment, I saw the quotes and realized later that it wasn’t actually your question.
HEY LEARN TO QUOTE NEXT TIME!
This question has been brought up soooo many fucking times it’s retarded. It’s the only argument you have. And it’s that we know women are hot, we know women are stupid, we know women are whores, but we enjoy fucking the shit out of them then leaving. Happy?
“My question to all of you boys is this.. If women are so bad, why aren’t you gay?”
Well unfortunately to engage in sexual intercourse one has to have an erect penis! It has nothing to do with how stupid the woman is, if she’s worth blowing your load on *caution, load should not be blown inside the piece of flesh(woman)*
We will always have the power as every woman’s goal involves being with a man for either : Mental/Physical/Financial support – Or to forfil the dream of a child and looking like they can hold a respectable man to show off to friends and family. They can and should never be in the position of control, unless the male in pathetic enough to take the stance of ‘I respect women and what they stand for’ because they are unable get women without this shit, and don’t realise women don’t like pussy men!
And yes Dianna we all came out of a woman. I’m just saying we don’t need them around, can probably grow babies in jars nowadays. Women will then have no purpose, if we hired cooks and cleaners and babysitters, it would be a hell of alot less expensive then paying for a bitch to piss you off on top of the non-necessities. If children are your only value and worth you should kill yourselves now! Any bitch with a womb can do that!
“My question to all of you boys is this.. If women are so bad, why aren’t you gay?”
Well unfortunately to engage in sexual intercourse one has to have an erect penis! It has nothing to do with how stupid the woman is, if she’s worth blowing your load on *caution, load should not be blown inside the piece of flesh(woman)*
We will always have the power as every woman’s goal involves being with a man for either : Mental/Physical/Financial support – Or to forfil the dream of a child and looking like they can hold a respectable man to show off to friends and family. They can and should never be in the position of control, unless the male in pathetic enough to take the stance of ‘I respect women and what they stand for’ because they are unable get women without this shit, and don’t realise women don’t like pussy men!
And yes Dianna we all came out of a woman. I’m just saying we don’t need them around, can probably grow babies in jars nowadays. Women will then have no purpose, if we hired cooks and cleaners and babysitters, it would be a hell of alot less expensive then paying for a bitch to piss you off on top of the non-necessities. If children are your only value and worth you should kill yourselves now! Any bitch with a womb can do that!
Rise up men and take back your biological rights! giving women the vote has been a disaster to society the primary cause of countless broken homes and led to the unnatural rise of the feminate male and the insesant isolation and derision of the manly man. For the sake of your childrens children treat your woman well and keep her as your much loved and valued slave.
Disgustin
Disgusting homoseksuals…
Fucking fagot
My experience and dislike for women has turned me gay and I am happy than ever for making that decision.
But going back to the subject : I agree totally that women degrade fast , hell Ive seen women in their mid 20’s look like someone in their 40’s.
You proceed from a false assumption; not ALL women are bad. In an important situation, faulty logic like that might well get you and your children killed.
You’d warn those children about the dangers of a boiling pot on the stove, but begrudge Men here being warned of another danger just as lethal…to them.
That’s a double standard. I pointed it out in case you didn’t notice.
Y chromosome becoming extinct? HAHAHAHAH. Nice try “sister”. Now blow me.
Women rock? Really? Tell that to the bitchy lady who is backstabbing you right this fucking instance and please dont tell me she doesnt exist. You know in your deluded fantasy that she does.
We men are nothing? Then why the fuck are you so bothered? We may be small now but I assure you… the numbers are growing… alarmingly..
What is it with women and their penchant for infanticide?
Kudos to HH, hang in there brother.
your man-fraternity will look out for you.
Oh, and lady, I forgot to mention that I’m twice divorced and have had my bones picked clean financially and have started over with nothing, yet I’ve never filed chapter 13, never gone on welfare, in addition to raising my son, I am also taking care of an elderly parent who relies on me.
I still own a home, have been gainfully employed and persue higher education, and am not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
I ask nobody for nothing and work hard to provide for them. I do it day in and day out.
I wish I had the luxury that you have!!
-Banzai