A Woman’s Shelf Life Is Not 30
A lot of people will tell you women are no good after the age of 30. It’s called a shelf life; the age at which the utility of a woman — the benefits of starting a relationship with her — no longer outweigh the staggering and nearly Herculean downsides. The second the clock strikes 12 on that fateful day, a woman’s skin wilts and her hands turn into wax paper. It’s not a pretty sight.
The real question is: is it true? Are women really that bad after 30? Should they be avoided at all costs?
No. Women’s shelf life isn’t 30. It’s 23.
You can’t fuck with women over 23 and I’ll tell you why. First of all, you have to keep in mind that no woman under the age of 23 has ever supported herself. She might have gotten a cute little job running errands for a playboy or selling clothes to other women under 23, but those aren’t real jobs. Real jobs have titles like Doctor or Junior Blank. Feel free to fill in that blank with your man-job.
At the age of 23, the real world hits women like a ton of fucking bricks going about a million miles an hour. That’s fine for us men. We’re made out of mighty man-putty. That’s why men are so flexible and fun to be around. We’re pliant and if you stick newspaper to our face, it leaves a copy behind without also acting like a total bitch about it for the next week.
Women, however, are as stubborn and stupid as cement mules. When real life comes tearing up the tracks of their 24th birthday, full of swearing and guys in suits who offer them 500 dollars in exchange for a blowjob for being in the obviously wrong place at the obviously wrong time, it shatters their fragile woman psyche.
As a man, psyches aren’t important. They’re a silly thing mostly left to psychoanalysts and other professions made specifically to pick up the pieces of things women have broken. Psyches are important to women though. And if they’re broken, women are fucked. They get all kinds of stupid ideas in their heads — kind of like opinions, but twisted and bent like you’re hearing them through a fun house mirror.
Women over the age of 23 have their heads screwed on the wrong fucking way and also have the threads misaligned so the screw in part gets all fucked up. That’s why college is such a colossal waste of money for women. It’s not like they need to learn anything. If women aren’t married by the time they’re 23, they’re fucked anyway. I don’t have the statistics for that on-hand, but I think it’s something like a woman over 23 has a better chance of being eaten by a bear on fire than getting married to someone who isn’t in prison.
Even if that’s not true, I’m not going to sit here and listen to anyone tell me women need to go to college to meet guys. College guys have parties and they don’t card hot women at the door for their fucking student IDs do they?
No, they don’t.
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June 9th, 2007 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
Sisters…
Girls are whore-able liars. And nobody likes a liar. That’s right, you stupid prude.
As for the Y ‘chromosone *becoming extinct*’ - that’s just feminista bullshit. And if it ever does, which judging by the continued existence of male and female organisms throughout existence it will not, the human race will go extinct.
“Who’s gonna pay for my dinner? I’m hungry!”
Well, who’s going to fucking grow and cook your dinner you lazy cunt?
And then… silence.
Stupid whore.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
No, I abuse my intelligence to fuck stupid sluts mentally into thinking I’m part of the ‘prude-in-crowd,’ another pussy-worshiper who actually sees girls as ‘friends,’ and then fuck their insecurities, and then just fuck them.
And it feels good. That’s why I do it. It feels good to see something that was just mother-fucking ass-naked cry as she realizes that I’ve been using her. It feels very good to see a prude knocked down a peg or two because… why not? I’ve been controlled and manipulated by girls, why not share the joy?
June 9th, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 6468f5d359d1f
Obviously, the ignorant misogynistic neanderthals on this web site have rotten mothers. If I gave birth to a subhuman like DOUBT, or his equally-moronic sidekicks, I’d kill my offspring. You all came out of a woman, and never forget that, you ignorant pieces of monkey shit. Where do subspecial creatures like you come from? Some women DO suck, and they’re called YOUR MOTHERS.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
Look! What did I tell you?!
And so the bitch comes out and reveals who she really is. Don’t worry, you’re a superior girl! Why would you impersonate an inferior man if girls are so great?
If I found out I had a girl, I would do the Asian thing and abort her the second her second X-chromosome formed. That’s called selective equality.
1. Geoff Says:
June 9th, 2007 at 11:01 am- IP Man-Hash: 6468f5d359d1f
You are all fucking idiots. Women are just as smart and cool as any guys I know. Why don’t you guys out there who hate women go and fuck each other. It’s obvious that you all are either gay or latently gay and need to come out of the closet. All of my manly friends who could and would kick all of your asses, are not only married but love their wives and have the utmost respect for them. You should all get together and fuck each other in the ass and maybe stick your own thumb up your asses if you can’t find a willing guy. Guys can be the biggest pains the ass with thier stupid egos and unwillingness to change. I have found that women are more willing to listen and help others where as guys just care about sports and who they are going to fuck next. Go jack off to your porn you loser fucks, because that’s as close to a real woman as you are going to get.
2. Dianna Says:
June 9th, 2007 at 11:15 am- IP Man-Hash: 6468f5d359d1f
Obviously, the ignorant misogynistic neanderthals on this web site have rotten mothers. If I gave birth to a subhuman like DOUBT, or his equally-moronic sidekicks, I’d kill my offspring. You all came out of a woman, and never forget that, you ignorant pieces of monkey shit. Where do subspecial creatures like you come from? Some women DO suck, and they’re called YOUR MOTHERS.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:31 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
How dare you. My mother is a saint.
-Dick
June 9th, 2007 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 5716752d679a7
How dare you. My mother is a saint.
-Dick
Seconded
June 9th, 2007 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 5716752d679a7
Note the fact that she is not a teenage girl.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 5716752d679a7
In modern society.
June 9th, 2007 at 11:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 5716752d679a7
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DeRn9y2qIfQ
This is your modern girl. Oh, the humanity, or the lack thereof.
I never thought that there would be anyone who wanted to just become a living sex toy. It’s not like sex toys know joy or pleasure - they’re just designed to facilitate it as to compinsate for their lack of animation.
June 9th, 2007 at 12:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
“I like bottoms with lots of patterns…because it draws attention to my lower half”
HOLY SHIT! Talk about an attention whore!
June 9th, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
Dick: How dare you. My mother is a saint.
Logic dictates that she is speaking of the women who post here, including herself, since, with a few exceptions, they seem to be highly misogynistic, moderately ignorant, and to somewhat resemble Neanderthals in their behavior.
The men of course are glorious, noble, and courteous. With, as Dick notes, saintly mothers.
-wolfe
June 9th, 2007 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf69147d1fc98
I have been a stay at home mom for 7 years. I love my JOB, and I love knowing my children are safe and loved. Money could never compare. I miss having a paying job, I miss having more interaction with other adults.. I miss sick days, and bonuses, and vacation.. One thing I can say with 100% certainty is, some dumb ass at a daycare will never abuse my kids. My daughter will not be sexually molested. My kids will learn the difference between right and wrong. While other parents are out making their next dollar, I will be shaping my kids future. I know where my kids are at all times.
My question to all of you boys is this.. If women are so bad, why aren’t you gay?
Lady, you’re one in a million!
Nobody’s ever going to take quality away from children (I am a single dad and my toddler comes first, before anything!!! I had him late in life and as a man I do a great job in raising him! All the women I know tell me so).
However, you miss the point, it’s not like the “ozzie and Harriet” days of the ’50s, people can’t afford to make it on one income (if you can, you’re lucky, most folks are not), it simply takes two incomes to live these days.
I won’t go into all the details as to why, (I did a colledge thesis on the subject-240 paages).
Most women are simply lazy and don’t want to work, they lack a solid work ethic, find it easier to go clubbing in the hopes of finding a celebrity (or somone with $$) to sweep them off their feet and live happily ever after.
Unlike a man where we always shoulder the load and make sacrifices and do whatever it takes to make it.
I put myself through college by night while I dug ditches by day for more years than I like t think about, but I did it, without complaint. I served in the armed forces and honorably discharged before that.
Though I now have a good “white collar” job, I earned everything I have. Nobody gave me anything. I grew up poor and the only thing my parents gave me was a good work ethic and their ability to be frugal, a value they picked up in a prisoner of war camp during WWII.
Regards,
Banzai
June 9th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf69147d1fc98
Oh, and lady, I forgot to mention that I’m twice divorced and have had my bones picked clean financially and have started over with nothing, yet I’ve never filed chapter 13, never gone on welfare, in addition to raising my son, I am also taking care of an elderly parent who relies on me.
I still own a home, have been gainfully employed and persue higher education, and am not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
I ask nobody for nothing and work hard to provide for them. I do it day in and day out.
I wish I had the luxury that you have!!
-Banzai
June 9th, 2007 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf69147d1fc98
Kudos to HH, hang in there brother.
your man-fraternity will look out for you.
June 10th, 2007 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 698946331b692
What is it with women and their penchant for infanticide?
July 2nd, 2007 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ab60015f6eb6
Y chromosome becoming extinct? HAHAHAHAH. Nice try “sister”. Now blow me.
Women rock? Really? Tell that to the bitchy lady who is backstabbing you right this fucking instance and please dont tell me she doesnt exist. You know in your deluded fantasy that she does.
We men are nothing? Then why the fuck are you so bothered? We may be small now but I assure you… the numbers are growing… alarmingly..
August 30th, 2007 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
You proceed from a false assumption; not ALL women are bad. In an important situation, faulty logic like that might well get you and your children killed.
You’d warn those children about the dangers of a boiling pot on the stove, but begrudge Men here being warned of another danger just as lethal…to them.
That’s a double standard. I pointed it out in case you didn’t notice.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 2360bbbb44ee4
My experience and dislike for women has turned me gay and I am happy than ever for making that decision.
But going back to the subject : I agree totally that women degrade fast , hell Ive seen women in their mid 20’s look like someone in their 40’s.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047
Fucking fagot
April 7th, 2008 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047
Disgustin
Disgusting homoseksuals…